You Put Your Right Foot In, You Take Your Right Foot Out, And You Shake It All About …
No take backs, Louie!
Louie Gohmert thrilled my heart by emailing The Hill in Washington Dee Cee and saying …
“Ted [Cruz] is a good friend and would be an outstanding President; however, I haven’t ruled out an exploratory committee myself,” Gohmert said in a statement emailed to The Hill from a spokesperson.
Yes!
Then on the same damn day Louie’s office gets real with a Texas online newspaper, calling the first statement “irony.” Dumb, yes. Irony, no. Sir, I know irony. Irony is a friend of mine. You are no irony.
And you wanna know the only reason Louie isn’t running?
“To more completely describe his actual beliefs, Congressman Gohmert notes the Kennedy-Nixon debates created a line of demarcation beyond which television became the critical factor in being elected President which also meant there would be no more bald Presidents in his lifetime.”
Well, he does have a point. There have been exceptionally dumb Presidents since Nixon. There are also been crazy Presidents since Nixon. But bald? Nope.
Get a man a wig and a filing fee, dammit.
Thanks to everybody and their Aunt Matilda for the heads up.
Louie. Louie, Louie, Louie. Your head having nothing *on* it isn’t the problem. It’s having nothing *in* your head that is your problem.
If you could say smart things, it wouldn’t matter if you could signal the space station with the reflections off of your bald and gleaming head. You could be a tv star.
1Run, Louie, run!
Who could pass up the prospect of watching Louie in a televised primary debate with other Repugnican hopefuls?
2If Loopy Louie runs, Steve King must be his running mate. They would be the “stunt” and the “stunt double.”
3Just love it! Louie sea the Tedster is his dear friend but he is going to screw him by jumping into the primary race anyhow.
To prove how canny he is, Louie has given himself an out . . .
the glare of TV studio lights on his chrome dome.
Damn! This just gets better and better!
4Who was it that said, “Politics is show biz for ugly people”? Looney Louie should have no problems with his looks, it’s the triple Z crazzzy that will trip him up.
But I’m always happy to watch the pratfalls.
5I want to see the Cruz-Gohmert 2012 “Dream Team” win the GOP Primary…
I’ll bet Jon Stewart will stay on for that one….
There is some real comedic value here folks, the like of which we have never seen before…
6No bald presidents? Are you forgetting Dick Cheney?
7Y’all don’t harsh my mellow. Cruz in the GOP clown car is pure unadulterated greatness. You add Loopy to the GOP clown car you may have exceeded the clown car’s weight limit of crazzzy. The clown car either needs upgraded crazzzy capacity or fewer crazzzies in the car. GOP’s choice!
8LynnN, are you saying Gee Duh-bya was just Dick’s hairpiece?
9So Gohmert thinks the only thing keeping him from being President is his lack of hair. Nefer puts that deranged idea to rest: he is mentally challenged. So much so that he actually thinks he has the right stuff, except for hair. My gosh what an ego!
10Seems to me the seemingly endless parade of GOP hopefuls “testing the waters” is sort of like making spaghetti, when you throw a bit on the wall above the stove so see it it’s done. I would like to throw a lot of the GOP hopefuls against the wall, whether or not they stick.
11@RA
12Welllllllll, he some Dick’s hairpiece for certain!
It’s not a GOP clown car, it’s a clown bus. It ought to be one of the short ones, but those aren’t big enough.
13Maybe he could borrow a little of Trump’s and a little of Rand Paul’s hair – and glue it on top. Then he would be ready to go into debate battle. Someone has to defend asparagus.
14Louie should grow a beard. Then he’d have two reasons he couldn’t be elected president in this century.
And he’d also have two things INSIDE his head as well.
15I just about choked on my breakfast when I read the Huffpost headline saying he cited his “baldness” as a reason for not running for president. Forget your baldness, Louie. You should be citing your stupidity!
16In honor of broccoli man
Louie wants to be the president,
17instead of being a Representative,
He has a slight problem you see,
He thinks it’s his lack of hair
But we all know his head is full of air.
Hey guys, the more we can encourage Louie to run for President, the more it will screw up Cruz’s campaign. My motto for Cruz’s campaign continues to be BLECH. Hey, PKM or someone, what could BLECH be an acronym for? Lessee, C stands for Cruz. What about the others? Maybe we can even come up with a bumper sticker and T shirts and shopping bags….
18Marge Wood, BLECH = Big Lying Evil Corporatist Hoser
19PKM, thank you. Any other comments? I mean, this is pretty nearly perfect but one never knows what someone else is thinking except here, we usually know what we’re thinking.
20LynnN is absolutely correct. President Cheney couldn’t even come close to Louie in the dumb department, but he far “outshines” Louie in overall evil immorality. GWB was just President Cheney’s good ol’ boy face.
21Marge Wood, the “C” in BLECH can mean chump, con, corrupt, crazy, Cruz, and a few words that would have Mama chasing us with the soap bar. However, I adamantly stand by “H” as in Hoser, because that it what they do to those who elect them and those of us who did not elect them.
Rubymay, Cheney is the all-time second most evil man ever. Why not first? Because he should die soon and leave his legacy of evil to his spawn, Liz or maybe in the next millennium or two, another hateful wretch will out evil Darth Dickey. When dealing with Republicans, always sage to leave room at the top for evil and a rung or two at the bottom for st00pid.
22It’s heartwarming to see that Louie and so many of his Republican colleagues keep running for a Government in which they truly hate.
“If you hate the Government then you are unqualified to manage it.” doesn’t really apply to these dedicated American servants.”
23http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/01/09/1053088/-An-open-letter-to-the-people-who-hate-Obama-more-than-they-love-America#
Bald presidents? Don’t forget Ike!
24Yeah, maggie, but Ike was a man of parts (like him or not!) and had a distinguished military service record. Louie’s got nuthin’!
That Sylvia Allen would like him though, he goes to church 😛
25I truly do not understand folks running for office when they don’t like the agency where they’d work. Don’t you think it’s kind of strange to see people so openly hateful toward the government that feeds them? Bizarre.
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