You knew it was coming, but what you did not know is that NPR would find it.
It’s made in Hong Kong and it’s sold, of course, by a place called Hot Toys. While it is not anatomically correct in the complete sense of the word, it is called Truetype Figure African American Advanced Version. It looks like somebody I know.
Hummm … could it be?
Wait, I know. I know. Isaac Hayes!
Dude, you can even buy costumes for this sucker. Or, he can be nakkid. Your choice.