Women with Guns

June 30, 2010 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized


I am fairly certain that we’ve all seen the teevee ad for the ditzy congressional candidate Pamela Gorman firing off rounds from a machine gun to prove she’s ready for public life outside the institution.   “I know it scared the crap outta me,” Juanita blushes.

Juanita particularly liked the part where Pamela is a Conservative Christian.  “Oh Lord, when Sweet Jesus comes back like a thief in the night, I hope it ain’t in Arizona.   This chick is determined to kill somedamnthing.”

“And then as if clipping coupons for ammo was the new fad, we have Nevada Republican Senate nominee Sharron Angle talking about using the second admendment to “take Harry Reid out.”

“I don’t think she meant on a date,” Juanita suspects.

“So, she now says she is backtracking an says she was ‘speaking broadly.’  Uh huh.  Yep,” Juanita rolls her eyes.  “No, Honey, broads don’t speak that way.  Broads have better manners than that.”

“It’s like my Aunt Ethel used to say, ‘Honey, a lady never shows her ta-tas or her weapon in public.  Those things are only meant for your man, where they will do you some good.'”

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