Well, I Don’t Think That Highly of Him

April 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

John Boehner thinks far more highly of Ted Cruz than I do.

Former House Speaker John A. Boehner described Senator Ted Cruz as “Lucifer in the flesh” during a forum at Stanford University on Wednesday and said that he would not vote for the Texas Republican if he is the party’s presidential nominee.

That didn’t seem to cover all the points, so he added …

“I have Democrat friends and Republican friends,” Mr. Boehner told David Kennedy, an emeritus history professor, at the event. “I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”

John likes him better than I do.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

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23 Comments to “Well, I Don’t Think That Highly of Him”


  1. Old Mayfly says:

    Why does everyone immediately dislike Ted Cruz?

    Because it saves time.

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  2. AntiChrisTED.

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  3. maryelle says:

    Good one, Old Mayfly. May I steal it?
    Before we start thinking of Boehner as a common sense speaker, better get out our WOMAN CARDS. He thinks Hillary is playing it. “I’m a woman, vote for me,” quoth the orange one. Just because women hate republican men doesn’t put the onus on her.
    Does the word “unequal” ring any bells? Duh!

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  4. Old Mayfly says:

    I stole it, myself. So feel free.

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  5. Mrs. Betty Bowers (America’s Best Christian) told me he CAN’T be the devil because the devil is likeable.

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  6. Marcia in CO says:

    That’s about how I feel about the Croozer, too!!

    And I definitely like Old Mayfly’s comment … Oh, Lordy … that is soooooo good!! LOL

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  7. austinhatlady says:

    I also plan to steal Old Mayfly’s. It’s just that good!

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  8. charles r. phillips says:

    Come’n, Boner, be honest; Ted Cruz is a tub of sh@t in a cheap suit!

    Apologies to the ladies…

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  9. So should we start calling that Cuban, Canadian, Prince of Darkness from Hell or Texas, depending on your pronunciation, Luci! He still has lots of ‘splainin to do.

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  10. charles r. phillips, if anything the ladies think less of Cruz than the guys do. And with good reason.

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  11. @charles r. phillips

    If we’re down to suit comparisons, then Canadian/Cuban Raphael is NOT a sh!t-filled suit, although metaphorically he is full of sh!t, rather Canadian/Cuban Raphael is an empty suit. Short, but pointless.

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  12. I don’t think he’s Lucifer. Lucifer is a powerful and important figure. Ted Cruz is more like the grotty little demon in charge of the gas you get after eating a bad burrito.

    No… Cruz IS the gas you get after eating a bad burrito.

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  13. slipstream says:

    The comparison is a little bit disparaging to Lucifer, don’t you think?

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  14. Rhea, that’s really funny. So are the rest of you.

    Speaking of the Woman Card, I just contributed to Hillary so I can get my Official Woman Card. This, #womancard, is trending on Twitter and it’s hilarious!

    “When I use my Woman Card I get 17% off – my salary.”
    “My Woman Card enables me hear catcalls, receive gropings and derogatory comments about my appearance from random males.”
    “Using my Woman Card enables wingnut politicians control of my reproduction.”

    There’s a million of them and they’re really smart and massively sarcastic. I love it!

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  15. Actually, Ted Cruz IS a bad burrito. A VERY bad burrito.

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  16. screecherguy says:

    He has democrat friends? The word is ‘democratic’ you friggin’ idiot. They just can’t help themselves. They can’t pass on opportunity for a cheap shot even as they slam their own.

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  17. Wyatt Earl says:

    Wow. Just wow.

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  18. Sandridge says:

    DetesTED by absolutely EVERYone.

    Raphael Cruz, Jr, the tasty “Ordure Hors d’oeuvre™ ” (‘sh!t’ snack), choked on by everybody. (now with extra nasty ♀ Snarly topping). Enjoy (best served w/Bud Lite, eeewwww).

    https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ordure&redirect=no
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hors_d%27oeuvre
    .
    (now sotting back and letting this new drink I invented w/Pusser’s British Navy Rum (Blue Label, bottled in the BVI) kick ma butt…heheh)

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  19. AlanInAustin says:

    This just in: Lucifer files defamation suit against Boehner

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  20. Yes, Lucifer is pissed!

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  21. I think Boner went for “Lucifer” cuz he couldn’t spell bealzebub. Hey, is Cruz the real reason Boner quit his job??

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  22. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Every now and again, Sen. Lindsey Graham speaks the truth.

    “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.”

    maggie, just my guess, but Boner quit after the Pope’s visit, so maybe he had one of those “come to Jesus moments.” Can’t have a conscience and be a nacilbupeR.

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  23. Patticakes says:

    I come from a long line of Primitive Baptist ministers who came into the Republic of Texas as Pilgrim Baptists. I have a cousin who is posting Bible verses about the devil this week on Facebook. Been an interesting week, since I told him about the Abilene child who gave birth, killed her baby and left it in the trashcan in the kitchen, then showed up without without insurance at Hendrick Med Center ER. She was declared mentally incapable to stand trial this week, (she’s 17), her 21 year old partner is in jail awaiting trial. I told him in my opinion people who voted like (R)obots for our elected officials who close PP Clinics, insist on abstinence-only sex education in our public schools, and whose State Board of Education have made us the laughing stock of the nation have a profound relationship with the devil, along with folks who vote to cut SNAP and Meals on Wheels funding. I doubt he realized that Texas leads the nation in single teenage mothers with more than one child, or that we have more children living in poverty, and more uninsured citizens than any other State, either…. in my opinion, he can blame the devil for that, too.

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