Watching a Man Crumble
From the Quorum Report —
He’s afraid that Rick Perry is going to run against him for Governor.
This is not going to be a popular decision among Texas Republicans.
Asked about a possible endorsement, Jason Johnson, Cruz’s chief strategist on the campaign, responded with a photo of himself, with his hand over his face.
Seriously, this is kinda fun. So now he’s asking people to NOT vote their conscience?
Republican principles have long been as flexible as rubber.
1Dumb and Dumber has already been used. Have to come up with another description.
2Kill two whacko birds with one stone – Senator Wendy Davis 2018!
3I hope his wife divorces him. After what Trump said about his wife and father, he is a little little man if he supports Trump.
4I advocate complete castration for repeat rapists and child molesters. Looks like Oozy Croozy already did it to himself.
5What, somebody thought Ted Cruz had principles?
6Wait – – what? Ted Cruz has a brand? I mean, other than throwing a tantrum, shutting down the government, reading a children’s book about hating something without ever having tried it [and the point of the book was that, once he tried it, the child found he actually liked it.]
THAT’S a brand?
He ain’t losing much.
7Of course, his dad might disown him.
But I repeat myself.
It’s true … must be true ’cause I saw it on MSNBC … even saw the video of Smoozy Croozy doing the suck-up thing!!
8But Reince said anyone who didn’t couldn’t run for president in 2020. So of course he caved. I just hope he has grossly miscalculated.
9His “character stand” lasted all of a couple of months. What a snake< (apologies to snakes)
10Funny!! I wonder if any of the steeple people will now vote for Trump? Family Values and all!
11Hear that? That… that, kissing sound? Must be Ted at Donnie’s butt.
He just CAN’T endorse him but WILL vote for him.
12See the difference? No?
Alexandra Petri has a great take on this. Hilarious!
https://goo.gl/z2NKpU
13I have such little respect for that smarmy-faced Cruz I was absolutely astounded that it took him as long as this to reverse himself.
I never bought that “principled stand” he did at the convention; the only principle Crude stands for is his own advancement.
14Wouldn’t this only be relevant if Cruz actually had a conscience?
15Shoot, not endorsing Trump was the only good thing about him! Back in the basket, Cruz!
16Count as not surprised. This guy is as twisted as Hair Trump. Long ago I heard an old saying about a fate for guys like this and it ain’t pretty – but neither are they – so here goes: stick them head first into the ground, then grab their ankles and – SNAP. I shall now retire to my penitent place.
17That’s not really much of a crumble.
Just a few flakes of paint chipping off the facade. It turned out that the new color wasn’t that fashionable, after all.
The underlying structure remains as unsound and rickety as ever.
18Watching a man crumble?
Does this mean that it has been unequivocally established that Cruz is homo sapiens?
I would have gone with lacertilia rather than homo and I certainly don’t believe he’s sapiens.
19Cruz doesn’t have far to bow and kiss Trump’s backside – the guy is 5′ 8″.
20Cruz “searched his conscience” but then called off the search because the conscience was nowhere to be found. Missing, presumed dead.
Also, watch Craigslist for the following listing: For sale. One soul. Slightly soiled. Previous owner a skeavy US Senator. Like new condition! Call 1-800-TrumpTed. $1 Million OBO.
21You should see Glenn Becks’ response, got my laugh of the day, he said he might go to the mountains, don’t all shout “jump” at once.
22daChipster –
ZING!!
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