August 29, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
And we all thought Twinkle Toes DeLay was the ultimate rush. OMG!
1My little bride read this to me from a news site.
No. Just. No.
2Any chance he’ll then sleep with the fishes?
3I wonder if he’ll insist on doing everything in boots.
I can see rehearsal now….
Rick: “One, Two,…..uh uh. Look there are three of them. One, Two, uh uh…
4Partner: “Three”
Rick: “Yeah — that’s it! One, Two, Three”
The only way this could get better. Is if he Dances with Drumpf.
5We do know he would let DT lead. I wonder is he dancing in drag? Just asking..
Governor Goodhair has never been accused of being original. So I guess it’s only natural that he would follow DeLay into the only avenue left to him for exposure. If only he could follow him into indictment and conviction (without that pesky overturning). But his competitors shouldn’t have anything to worry about. He’ll forget one of the main rules on national teevee, and not have Ron Paul on hand to excruciatingly try to remind him. Popcorn time.
6A tag-team dance with Michele Bachmann, Chris Crispy and Scarah Palin?
7Whotta insanemble!
Have to admit my first thought was “For Ghu’s sake, Perry, you’ve damaged Texas’ reputation enough already. Just go home and drink yourself into a stupor or something.”
8Well… I really can’t see him in heels, a tight dress, wig and make-up, but… whatever. Who will be his dance partner? Ryan Lochte?
9Oooops…
10Does that mean he is giving up on running for the Senate against CRUZ?
11Can you just imagine the look of disgust on Cruz’s face when he mentions ” dancing with the stars” during a debate?
OMG is right … Just another reason I NEVER watch Dancing with the Stars.
12O dear God, No! Its not just the memory of DeLay that came rushing back but the vision of Tucker Carlson, another Repugnantican who was such a damn bad pick for the show that one week he simply sat in a chair and the beautiful young girl simply danced around him! Thankfully he got voted off quick by the judges and the public. No one mourned his loss to the viewing public.
13Comedic Alert!
It could get worse if Sarah Palin recuperates from her head injuries after falling over her two own’s feets and joins him.
14Rumor is she hit a box of rocks. Wonder where that came from…
Maybe he will dance to “Oops, I did it again”.
15Someday Girl; “Oooops” indeed. “Loser” would also be appropriate.
16@AlanInAustin – LOL, you nailed it there. There’s a trend on DWTS lately of the guys ripping off their shirts. Rick Perry nekkid to the waist is something I cannot imagine seeing without having to rush to the porcelain throne.
17Between Perry and Lochte, I may have to sit this dance out. I don’t understand why DWTS showcases some of the worst losers in America other than maybe there are not enough great people who accept the challenge. I may just wait until the show is a few weeks in and these people are rejected by the judges and the people. I love watching the good ones dance, but this season seems too full of people who are too full of themselves.
18I predict his only good dance will be the Two-step, since he cannot count to three without messing up.
19Can you see pRick Perry trying to do the Boot Scootin’ Boogie? LOL
20Hope there is a nice high stage from which this fool can fall, putting him in traction and out of the public eye. BTW, wasn’t there an abuse of power charge against him which somehow got lost in the Repuglican fog?
21Will he need a map to find the place?
22WOW Ms. Juanita…..3 great posts and its not even noon!
23I can’t even think about pRick in drag. Who’s got the brain bleach? Quick!
24@1smartcanerican +1 … Me too. No DWTS for me this season until Perry and Lochte have been sent packing.
25It worked for DeLay, didn’t it? Oh, wait…
26I just looked it up and found that participants get paid just to be there. No wonder Perry is doing it. He has to pay for the rehearsal night feast and a few other things for his daughter.
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