This Is Gonna Be Fun

April 30, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The Republican Party of Texas is a mess.

Polls show that the majority of them still favor Rick Santorum.  Well, that’s not exactly true – a majority of them owe Noah a dime and favor Attila the Hun and Sarah Palin.

Since the Huns are still refusing to register to vote in Texas until we secede, Rick Santorum is the closest they can come.

Major announcement today – Santorum will headline the Friday night Texas Republican Party convention gala on June 7th in Fort Worth.  The cheapest tickets are $200 each.  Cheapest.  Each.  Tickets to hear a guy in a sweater vest condemn gays.  Two hundred bucks to hear a guy who thinks a woman’s place is barefoot, at home, pumping out babies, and fetching his damn dinner.

So, here’s the deal.  You can buy $200 tickets to sit in the back of the room to see the folks in the front of the room who you are paying more taxes to support.  Cool, huh?

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22 Comments to “This Is Gonna Be Fun”

  1. Marge Wood says:

    Sigh. Who do you s’pose has that kind of money, I mean the kind that like Santorum?

  2. Surely he won’t bash gays wearing that outfit! My field is fashion, and this in one of the worst combinations I’ve ever seen. It looks like he just stepped out of a Disney cartoon. Oh how I wish I had daChipster’s way with words. How about it, Chip? What pithy comments can you come up with? I might even post them with the picture in my office as a lesson to my students in what NOT to wear! I can’t quit giggling. Is that suit truly lavender?

  3. Juanita Jean says:

    Jan, I think he looks like a parakeet threw up.

  4. And this was apparently on C-SPAN? I wish I could find out on what he was testifying when he was wearing it, but I can’t get video feeds or blogs at work. Our firewall is very strict.

    He really does look parakeet-ish. Nothing else comes in quite those tones.

  5. Chairman Meow says:

    This speech should be interesting, though. Will he attack Fakey for not being conservative enough, or attack Pres. Obama for a chance at the VP spot? BTW, love this pic of Frothy!

  6. Kate oDubhagain says:

    I wonder what Carson Kressly would think of that outfit?

  7. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Oh. My. Gawd. Where could he have gotten that outfit? Even the thrift stores around here have got more taste than to sell anything like that — except the month before Halloween when people start making up their costumes. I can’t even imagine what he’s supposed to be — a Catholic Holy Roller Evangelist in his summertime suit?

  8. Marge Wood says:

    Bless his heart. I think any of y’all cleaning out men’s clothing closets should make a donation to him. I mean, if YOU had seven chirrun you wouldn’t have much left over to buy a nice suit to go stand in front of Republicans.

  9. Personally I haven’t seen anything in such bad taste, even in Pride Day parades. Maybe that’s the look he’s going for, a fugative from a Pride Parade??

  10. Oh, my, and this was the person who told the little boy not to choose a pink bowling ball.

    Is he acting as the emcee of a “Tots and Tiaras” program, or whatever that awful show it called?

  11. daChipster says:

    God’s Pastel Mafia chic.
    Chaperone at the Fire Island Prom.
    Men’s Wearhouse Easter Bunny Collection.
    Why the Joker never washes his suit in HOT/WARM.
    Marcus Bachmann: open the door to your Mystery Date.
    Don Drapery.
    I was told there would be black light….

  12. Mary in San Antonio says:

    Is he taking fashion advice from Marcus Bachmann? That has got to be the worst suit ever!

  13. angela says:

    It seems Rick was Easter shopping with Dr. Suess . . . .

  14. Jim in Laredo says:

    Pat Boone, Pat Boone, Pat Boone, Pat Boone, Pat Boone,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  15. That was the first thing I noticed too…Easter suit. The parakeet comparison is perfect. I think I had one as a child…in fact I named him Pinky…that was the same color.

  16. Sam in Pearland says:

    He’s just getting in touch with his feminine side

  17. Dude, if you’re gonna insist on being the one who wears the pants in the family, at least choose a neutral color scheme!

  18. Looks like Frothy The No-man is taking his fashion cues from this guy:

  19. innerlooper says:

    City traffic’s moving way too slow
    Drop the pedal and go, go, go

    this too easily came ta mind

    that and Mary Kay

  20. daChipster says:

    “Fryer” Tuck: “Had lady friend once who dyed her long-haired chihuahua these same colors. He self-deported.”

  21. Mike Harrington says:

    I don’t know why they even bother. The only way BHO can lose the election now is to be caught in bed with a live man or a dead woman.

  22. Frothy, just go home, now. We have seen and heard more from you than we ever wanted to, really. Go Home Now.