There. Someone Said It.
From the Daily Courier-Observer in New York State —
To The Editor:
My shortest letter yet.
Dear Prime Minister Harper: Please recall our Senator Ted Cruz of Texas (born in Alberta, Canada) and Canada geese, as they are both full of it and spreading it far and wide.
Drusilla Howland
Ogdensburg
Speaking for the good people in Texas, thank you Drusilla.
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Thanks to Donna S. for the heads up and John for the graphic .
Ogdenburg NY is just across the Saint Lawrence River from Canada. Which makes this just a little more appropriate somehow.
1I’ll second that!
2Good for you, Drusilla!
3I live in the North Country and am 20 miles south of Canada.
It is a nice country. I would bet my last 100 US dollars that they WILL NOT take Rafael back. Even if we paid them to do so.
And I heard the geese go over last week, watch your heads
Ummm, according to my Canadian cousins, that country will not take the Cruzer back cuz with his still legit Canadian citizenship, (they haven’t received the signed documents yet) he would try to run for Parliament and they just cannot let that happen. To put it another way, macadamias do not grow well in Canada.
4He’s like that heavy-as-cement-fruitcake that nobody wants, so it keeps getting sent to somewhere else. This year, Canada, next year, Cuba.
5Can’t we just put Cuban-Canadian Cruz in a rubber dingy, point him in the direction of Cuba & push?
6I think it’s okay if we keep the Canada geese. At least what they spread serves a legitimate purpose as fertilizer. What Cruz spreads serves no good purpose.
7I love Lorraine’s comment and …
LynnN .. what Cruz spreads is called e-coli …
Ah, let the September good times commence!
8He’s crapping it and we’re slipping in it.
9When I hear how Cruz gets the cheers at Tea Party events, I think that the GOP is like a septic tank: the really big chunks rise to the top.
10This is absolutely the best. Thanks, Drusilla! Honey, we’ll take up a collection in Texas and pay postage.
11I’ll pay his plane fare as long as it’s one way.
12That 64-year-old lady swam all the way to Cuba today. Maybe she saw Cruz comin’ and was trying to escape!
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