The New Old Republican Party

November 08, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Four Corners is a minority area in Fort Bend County.  Voting has been very heavy there.  Today, the local Republican Party sent their Welcoming Committee to greet voters.

 

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Can you even imagine how small his winkie is?

 

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  1. e platypus onion says:

    Wingnut hijinks in Aladamnbama- https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/796065765858349056/photo/1

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  2. What kind (symbolism?) of flag is in his truck?

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  3. As a gay cowboy who was once an avid Jeeper, I can assure you with some expertise that it’s true that the size of the winkie is inversely proportional to the height of the suspension lift and tires on the 4×4.

    In Utah, it got so bad that the legislature passed a law against modifying vehicle suspensions, and guys like that would find themselves walking home after their pickup was impounded.

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  4. Larry from Colorado says:

    Where is the local police? Voting for Hair Drumpf?

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  5. Someone might could invite a few “minority” brothers to come by and chat the guy up. See who’s intimidated then.

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  6. I’m guessing Trumpboy here has to take a while in the gents because he has to fish for his equipment.

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  7. Anyone else wonder whether these guys practice their “look” in front of a mirror? After they’re satisfied they go back to googling “Melania nude photos”, “Melania naked”, Melania girl on girl.”

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  8. e platypus onion says:

    That was nasty, Rhea. Thanks. 🙂

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  9. I didn’t see any poor behavior at my polling place, but there are several instances of snacilbupeR shinola on Twitter.

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  10. Rhea – he finds it quickly since his buddy told him about tying fishline around it so he follow it in.

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  11. Marcia in CO says:

    A lot of this crap would disappear if EVERY state had mail-in ballots … mail ’em in or go to wherever and drop them in the box your own self!! Works great in CO and OR and wherever else they have gone to all mail-in!!!
    Would leave more time for these Republican Rejects to twiddle their little twinkies!!!

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  12. JAKvirginia says:

    I will NOT think about his weenie… I will NOT think about his weenie… I will not think about… aaarrgh! You people are terrible!

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  13. WA Skeptic says:

    Makes me wonder how threatening he thought his truck sounded???

    And he left his bedsheet at home.

    Not too terribly intimidating.

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  14. Sandridge says:

    Jay, that flag: it struck me too. I zoomed in on the pic with an imaging prog (after saving the image file off the webpage).
    Can’t recognize the flag, has stripes, but they appear white and black, with a wider one low with blue letters across?

    The assh*le in front of the tricked out GMC looks pathetic (at least it’s not a Dodge Ram winkie whacker).
    Zoomed in, he’s one of those (IMO, IANAMD) emaciated alcoholic nicotine-saturated methhead walking dead sonsabitches who has a swiftly arriving expiration date.
    I hope he hasn’t reproduced. Firstly because of the very low grade genetics displayed (as at a stockshow, this one’s a loser, in a real stockshow he would have been screened out). Secondly because he’s clearly spent (or borrowed) a small fortune tricking out his wheels/’nad enhancement testiclevehicle, to the detriment of (potential) offspring.

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  15. e platypus, thanks for the compliment! I’m thinking of getting one of these nasty shirts:

    http://www.teefury.com/nasty-lady-liberty-1

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  16. If one vote is so meaningless why do r-cans go to so much effort to suppress it?

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  17. L'Angelomisterioso says:

    Coming from one who was raised in a household where FORD meant either Fix Or Repair Daily or Found on Road , Dead. Where the joke was 40 -some % of all Fords ever sold are still on the road, the rest- made it home. This is an illustrative photo. I wonder, does one have to special order regular 2 door pickup trucks with a bed that will accommodate a sheet of plywood?The last pickup I drove was a 1972 Chevy 4-X-4 with manual locking hubs and a 4-speed manual transmission. My brother has a new Ford diesel pickup, 4-doors, and you need to pole vault up into it, and parachute out. It’s got all the bells and whistles including an electric-opening rear window which my brother says is for drinking beer while on the road you just throw your empty cans in the bed through the rear window. I told him one better not drink too much because the bed is so small I don’t believe it would hold more than a case of empties. Our father was a Mopar man. I don’t believe they make Dodge pickups anymore, I believe they’re Ram pickups now. Marketing got ahold of the name. Don’t know who’s responsible for the standard crew cabs. I just know you don’t really need then unless you’re hauling a crew.I consider them a sign of the times.

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