The Flies! They Are Dropping!

January 02, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Cover your head!  Incoming!

Orrin Hatch, named Man of the Year in Utah for being a total power hungry devil man, is dropping out.

Now Mitt Romney will run for the seat and Donald Trump hates that because Donald Trump hates Mitt Romney.  It’s like an episode of Old White Men of Utah. There will be backbiting, hair pulling, nail scratching, and some really good hair jokes.

And at the other place in DeeCee, Pennsylvania Republican Congressman Bill Schuster will not be seeking reelection.  Schuster is the guy who wanted to privatize air traffic control while there were ethical questions about his relationship with a top airline lobbyist.

Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of : Republicans in Decline.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

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15 Comments to “The Flies! They Are Dropping!”

  1. That’s probably the only intelligent decision Hatch has made in several years. Among his titles is also the Most Hated Human in Utah.

    El Jefe, is there any other type of adult male in the state than Old White Men of Utah? I don’t think we can count the black athletes they import for 4 years of lots of football/little education and summarily export after year 4.

  2. I don’t want to overwhelm Miz JJ, so I’ll put this here so El Jefe can see it too.

    There’s a new liberal streaming channel coming on soon! It’s called Left is Right and it’s on Political Voices Network. Axios exclusively had the story today.

    Here’s The link:


  3. Jane & PKM says:

    Before Mittens gets his hair in an oily uproar about being the anointed one, what about the Evan guy who challenged Donnie? Meanwhile, that’s one Senate race from which I can refrain from asking if there are any possible Democratic challengers. Utah. If they hadn’t been on the trail to NV and CA, we should never have admitted them to the Union.

    Debbo, Utah doesn’t import black athletes. Bang ’em Young Uni makes do with converting lightly melanin enhanced guys like that little punter, Chaffetz. Jason is what would pass for black in Utah. Hell, in Utah they think he’s on Fox ‘News” to replace the crazy Milwaukee County cowboy wannabe David Clarke.

  4. Anything that gives Mittens legitimacy or a platform is bad. Bad for America. Bad for whichever state he chooses to taint with his presence. Are there no liberal leans in Uhtar?

  5. Best prepare for a lame duck session where the thuglicans railroad through everything they can to tie the hands of a D congress that is so gutless they will do nothing to rescind the evil this congress does.
    Counting on a federal judiciary packed full of partisan hacks who don’t care about the law just the whack job agenda they might get away with it by tieing anything the D’ might do up in a corrupted legal system.
    An Omnibus impeachment bill of every one of demented donnies appointments to anything up to and including gorsuch and cabinet officers.
    An omnibus repeal action for every bill passed including recent tax cuts and budget.
    This will be the only way to get back on track.

  6. Why is it, every time I hear the name Orrin Hatch I think of a trap door in Jabba the Hutt’s lair? Or on another note, he’d make a great drinking game (sorry Mormons), Down The Hatch.

  7. Orrin better wipe that brown lipstick off before he leaves.

  8. On the way home from the dentist I was delighted to hear that Romney in the Senate would burn Trump’s socks inasmuch as Trump hates him so much. Its the least Mittens could do after that joke of a lunch meeting!

  9. WA Skeptic says:

    Before relying too much on Axios as a source of information, check out their financial backers.

  10. Gerry Mander (D) UT says:

    Now Micr:
    There are a few of us evil Democrats in utardistan. If Salt Lake City and Park City wern’t so gerrymandered we would have a Democrat from UT.

  11. And another Republican leaves the Trumptanic. Bill Shuster, PA.

  12. Karen Crosby says:

    So glad that you are back at the Salon. Take it slow and easy.

  13. Oh wait…the coffee hasnt kicked in. He was mentioned here. Sorry for comment.

  14. @Gerry Mander (D) UT

    Back a few years ago an announcer on the radio broadcasts of Mavericks basketball games inevitably called the Utah Jazz the “U tar” Jazz as the game wore on. No disrespect intended to the Dems of the State.

    BTW Gerry are you related to Cowboy great Dave?

  15. The GOP has been in decline ever since Teddy Roosevelt left office.

    They’re just losing power now.


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