Ring! Ring! Hello, Human Resources Department

July 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If you’re keeping score at home —

Sean Spicer is out.  He resigned.  SNL will be so sad.

Trump legal team spokesman Mark Corallo resigned. He had some dignity remaining and wanted to keep it.

Next up: Will Baron Trump resign sonship?


Spicey’s Greatest Hits

June 20, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

From our friends at Mother Jones, a 90 second retrospective of Sean Spicer’s greatest hits.  Enjoy:

Shuddup, Sean, You’re Not Helping

April 11, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so today Sean Spicer wanted us to understand the evil perpetrated by Assad.  Because, you know, the pictures weren’t enough.

So Sean says the attack was especially awful, “because even Adolf Hitler didn’t use chemical weapons in World War II.”

Yeah, wrong.

So then he tries to explain …

“I think when you come to sarin gas, there was no, he was not using the gas on his own people the same way that Assad is doing … there was not in the — he brought them into the Holocaust center, I understand that, but I’m saying in that the way that Assad used them, where he went into towns, dropped them down, to innocent, into the middle of towns, it was brought, the use of it.”

So then he feels the need to clean that one up, too, so after the press conference, he issues a statement.

“I was trying to draw contrast of the tactic of using airplanes to drop chemical weapons on population centers.”

Because one is way worse than the other.

No, wait.  I’m pretty sure he’s gonna say something else. He just can’t help himself.

What the hell is a Holocaust center?

Here’s Why

February 14, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

People ask me why I keep watching Spicer’s press conferences if they upset me so much.

Here is my answer.


One day, he’s going to be saying something like this and then he’ll spontaneously combust.  It can happen.  I want to see it.

Thanks to VL for the graphic.

Nailed it.

February 05, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

In case you missed it, this may be the best SNL sketch about the Trump administration.  Thank you, SNL writers and Melissa McCarthy.

Nailed it.