Newt is back again, y’all. He’s doing the Twitter thing, too.
May 17, 2017
26 days later on June 12, 2017
Rethinking Made Easy: people only have integrity and honesty if they side with Dear Leader Trump and his groveling toady Newt.
Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.
Alabama Republican Governor Robert Bentley is in a heap of trouble, especially for a guy who claims he’s a Sunday School teacher.
He was an active member of First Baptist Church Tuscaloosa where he served as a deacon and a Sunday School teacher. At FBC Tuscaloosa, he has been the chairman of the board of deacons four times and a member of the Youth for Christ advisory board as well as the Family Counseling advisory board. Bentley was the 2009 recipient of the Christian Coalition of Alabama’s Statesmanship Award.
From there, we go directly to … oh, you know what’s coming already.
The 73 year old governor was having an affair with his top political advisor, Rebekah Mason. He set up a non-profit with his campaign funds and was paying Mason through the non-profit. Mason, who like Bentley is married, resigned last year over the revelation that they were doing … well, the wild thing.
This morning, the Alabama Ethics Commission, and yes, they do have one of those, announced that it has found probable cause that Bentley had violated campaign ethics rules and yes, they have those, too.
The commission said it “found probable cause to believe” Bentley violated the Alabama Ethics Act and Fair Campaign Practices Act — which is the state’s campaign finance law — after a yearlong investigation. The commission referred the matter to the Montgomery County District Attorney’s Office.
Intentional violations of the two acts are Class B felonies, which is punishable by a prison sentence of between two and 20 years for each violation. A fine of up to $20,000 could also be levied for each violation.
Y’all surely remember Ken Starr, the guy who just couldn’t stop thinking about Bill Clinton getting a consensual blow job?
The job he got after that was President of Baylor University, the Baptist Blackboard in Waco, where he disgraced himself and Baylor over … yeah, s-e-x.
Starr, a former judge and lawyer, was ousted by Baylor in 2016 amid the school’s infamous sexual assault scandal. He had been accused of severely mishandling the situation, which was brought to the school’s attention in 2015 after a pair of football players were convicted.
What it boiled down to is that he couldn’t stop being horrified by consensual sex but forced sex was fine and dandy with him.
He was asked to leave Baylor. So, after failing miserably at two jobs, he’s primed and ready to serve in the Trump administration.
Ken Starr — the disgraced ex-president of Baylor University — is being considered for a post in the Trump administration, a report said Thursday night.
The 70-year-old Texan is currently a front-runner to lead the Office of International Religious Freedom, according to Foreign Policy.
Lemme see here – the former President of Baylor wants worldwide religious freedom? You mean like freedom to be a Baptist or a Methodist?
Carly Fiorina has decided to spend her heavily tarnished golden years traveling around the country running for office.
Former Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina on Monday told a local Virginia radio show that she’s considering running for the U.S. Senate seat in Virginia in 2018.
Yeah, she thinks she’s going to run against Tim Kaine.
Rumor has it that Barbara Boxer is laughing her butt off.
If this doesn’t work out for Caryl, maybe she could start going to states alphabetically. You know, go to Alabama and learn to eat cornbread. Next to Alaska and learn to field dress a moose. Then to Arizona and run against McCain. Then to Arkansas to learn … well, nothing. Skip California – been there, done that. Smoke some weed in Colorado. Hey, you get the idea.
