Here’s You Some Fresh Voter Fraud!

August 11, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, they finally discovered one of Trump’s illegal voters.


Okay, here’s the deal.  Steve Curtis, the former GOP state chairman in Colorado, filled out and mail in his ex-wife’s ballot for the 2016 presidential election and she is plenty mad.   They caught it when the signature on the ballot carrier envelope and the signature on her voter registration did not match.

Steve was silent when asked about it, but his ex wasn’t.

[She] said she never predicted her ex-husband would allegedly mail in her ballot and sign her name.

“It was demeaning and presumptuous, and I had no idea what would go on in someone’s mind to cast my ballot for me illegally, actually to go to all the trouble to forge my ballot,” Kelly Curtis said.

Oh yeah, she’s hunting for bear.

So, now we know that Hillary won by 3,000,001.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.

Remind Me Again

August 03, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized


Lucian Winterish, the White House correspondent for the ultra-right Gateway Pundit, took to Twitter and had himself a cute little hissy fit about those damn brown people.



Look again.  Those people are native Americans.  Remind me again who it was who broke into this country and took their resources and then did crap like declaring them illegal?  I forgot who did that, Lucien.  Can you help me remember who that was, Lucien? Lucien? Help me, dude.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

Mean Sumbitches

July 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

While we are waiting for any one of the scenarios where Trump gets dumped (see El Jefe below), I have a little entertainment for you.

It appears that Republicans are mean sumbitches.

A 59 year old man who lives right outside San Antonio has taken an unbridled dislike of Texas Senator Ted Cruz to epic levels.

James Amos Headley is a big Donald Trump supporter, so he called Ted and left a helpful voicemail message on his office phone.

Pretty soon you’re gonna be runnin for your life, just hope your family is not with ya because I’m not gonna insult them, I’m gonna kill them, right after I shoot you right in front of them…” court documents quote Headley as saying in a July 11 voicemail left at the official’s office at the U.S. Capitol.

You know that’s from a Texas Republican because even their voicemail has bad punctuation.

Healey has been arrested and put in jail.  When he gets out, somebody needs to let him know that if he gets an itch to shoot something, squirrel hunting is legal in Texas and you can hardly tell the difference between Ted and a squirrel.

Thanks to Sue for the heads up.


More Republicans on Display

July 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, I’m not saying that all Republicans are perverts, but it looks like all perverts are Republicans.

A Kentucky Republican Party county chairman has resigned after he was arrested in Tennessee on charges of indecent exposure and resisting arrest in a department store, the GOP and police said.

David Narramore, 54, of Whitesburg was arrested Saturday night in a Belk department store in Kingsport, Tenn., according to police there.

A store employee told officers that he was in a bathroom stall next to Narramore when Narramore began rubbing his foot against the employee’s. Narramore then exposed himself to the employee, according to police.

He resisted arrest and was razed, which he enjoyed profoundly.

You’re not going to believe this but the county he represents is the Letcher County Republican Party.  I’m not jacking with you.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Ring! Ring! Hello, Human Resources Department

July 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

If you’re keeping score at home —

Sean Spicer is out.  He resigned.  SNL will be so sad.

Trump legal team spokesman Mark Corallo resigned. He had some dignity remaining and wanted to keep it.

Next up: Will Baron Trump resign sonship?


Reason #2,903 Why I Hate Republicans

July 19, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Willful ignorance.


Here’s the link.

He admits he met with them.  He. Admits. It.

Hell, he brags about it.  He invited everyone he knows so he could brag about it.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.