Oh Good Lord, Missouri.
Texas called a special legislative session to make gender rules about which bathroom I can use. Bad enough.
But, Missouri beat us. Seriously.
Missouri Republican State Representative (do your cringing now) Mike Moon is a big abortion opponent, and abortion is on the agenda for their special session.
Mike is a creepy looking guy who is far too concerned about abortion in the creepiest way possible.
To demonstrate that he wants to “get to the heart of the matter” about abortion, Moon filmed himself beheading a chicken and then taking its heart out, all the while discussing crap like “God gave us dominion over his creatures.” You can see it by clicking here, but (thankfully) they also offer a written transcript.
Now all this chicken massacre is going on while the rest of the legislature is calling for a special investigation of the Governor on ethics charges.
Missouri legislative motto: We’re kinda busy right now but we do have chicken for lunch.
Thanks to Deb for the heads up.
I heard about this but I’m still not going to watch. Dad beheaded plenty of chickens on the farm by wringing their necks. And WTH does “dominion over the creatures” have to do with abortions? Does that a $$hole think women are part of the “creatures”?
I’ve decided not to wait. I’m going to start hating him now.
1@Debbo
My sainted father used that “dominion over the animals” crap the whole of his Babtist life to pooh-pooh away all manner of criticism. IOW the Babtist g*d gave Babtists permission to do anydamnthing they wanted. No boundaries.
2I don’t mind killing a chicken if I plan to eat it. I don’t think he’s talking about eating a chicken.
3Okay… now I’ve got some nasty “choking the chicken” jokes playing in my head. Your fault!
4Big man.
Reminds me of those Al Qaeda & ISIS videos from a few years ago when desperate for attention on YouTube, they took to decapitating their prisoners with a sword.
Mike Moon is issuing yet another cry for help from the darkness, inside his tiny world of confusion. The Christian version.
5Can someone explain how Missouri went from Harry Truman to this waste of breath in my lifetime?
6Can anyone figure out what his point is?
If he’s trying to show that some things, such as abortions and killing chickens can be a bit gruesome, I’ll grant that. The analogy breaks down there, though, because no one is trying to legally prevent him from killing a chicken that he owns, because, hey, mmmmmm chicken.
The only other point that I can think of is that he wanted something for show and tell when he said “heart” and he’s a serial killer.
7Forced birthers should pay additional taxes; maybe an extra 40% or so to cover their st00pid. Hell, maybe 90% to cover the salaries of the women they want to force into mandatory incubator status with something extra to cover the needs of the children.
8Tsk! Off his meds again!
9Hmmm. Well let’s see. Likes sharp instruments. Off his meds. That bad boy needs to be neutered and fast so that no more like him pop up.
10Maggie, Mikey Moon is one of the snacilbupeR. No Obamacare for them. Ergo no proper diagnosis with appropriate medication. Probability is that Mikey is self-medicating with meth and moonshine subsidized by the government he loathes for a “bad back” suffered while chasing his sister.
11He looks like a 70’s porn star.
12Can’t say I’ve watched any 70s porn.
A pushy woman invited herself to lunch with George Bernard Shaw and arrived to find a live chicken tied to her chair. Shaw said that he understood most people ate chickens, but he was a vegetarian, so would she mind dispatching it herself? She did mind. What happened to the chicken is, I think, not recorded, but apparently it survived that lunch.
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