Like White on Rice
The North Carolina Ku Klux Klan is doing night rides through Brunswick County (think coast dangerously close to South Carolina) meant to strike terror.
They deposited baggies of white rice with information about their little group, the Karolina Knights.
And they even have a hotline for anybody who wants to call and get hot.
Imperial Wizard Thomas Hamilton of the Karolina Knights said the organization is based out of North Carolina and is a subset of the Ku Klux Klan. Hamilton said the group is focused on rebuilding pride in America.
“Times have changed,” Hamilton explained. “It’s not about black and white anymore.”
Hamilton continued to say that the organization stands for the right of the White American and said African Americans cannot join the organization.
Yeah, it’s not about black and white. It’s about white.
I don’t think the Klan Klowns would like some uses for those bags of rice as applied to them that I can think of.
1Sweet Jesus … I don’t understand how these klowns can even exist in the 21st Century!! The problem is, it is getting worse, not better!!
There was a posting on Facebook yesterday where a young black boy got SCALDING HOT WHITE RICE thrown on him and is in an induced coma! I don’t recall if it is in one of the Carolinas or not, but it is in one of the backward Southern states that can’t see past their ignorance!!
2It’s ABOUT some bored, probably unemployable, nitwits being stupid.
3Go figure …
ATLANTA —
A teenage boy is recovering at an Atlanta hospital after his family says someone attacked him with boiling hot rice. The family told WSB-TV that the attack happened as the boy was sleeping.
Damon Clay, 17, is in intensive care, in a medically induced coma with burns covering 70 percent of his body.
Witnesses say two teens threw a pot of boiling rice on him as he slept.
“He’s scarred for the rest of his life. His life will never be the same,” the teen’s aunt said, asking not to be identified.
Family members told Willis that Clay was attacked Monday morning by Quintavious Barber, 19, and Malik Moton, 18, after the two accused the victim of stealing a PlayStation 3.
4“Hamilton continued to say that the organization stands for the right of the White American and said African Americans cannot join the organization.”
As if …
5I’m glad I eat brown rice. I don’t want even that much in common with the KKK.
6As to my preceding comment, there’s a Mel Brooks skit in that!
7Can’t you see the headline: “African American wants to join Klan – gets whiteballed.”
8Umpty dump made me spit tea on screen…forgot what I was going to say.
9Are the rice baggies a “play” on the words “white on rice?” I’m behind on Klan hints. Also, I didn’t know that “white on rice” was about race. I thought it was about sticking close to someone. Uneducated about stuff like this and glad of it.
10Politics makes for strange bedfellows. And sometimes you get Tedbugs.
11And the Tea Baggers are simply the Klan in disguise. All of them are disgusting wads of DNA.
12Sorry, posted to the wrong thread!
13And there goes maggie FTW!
Simple math, really…
14Klan = Tea Party
Tea Party = Klan
Yeah, if I were picking a symbol for pride in America I’d definitely go with white rice. I mean, can it get more exciting?
15Nothing shouts PRIDE like running around dressed in a sheet.
Re the attack in Atlanta, victim and attackers were all African-American.
16The only difference between Klukkers and the Tea Party ™ is their hats. One is pointy the other has decorations from the dollar store.
17The Klukkers all wear dunce caps that are way too big for their pointy little heads, so they had to cut eye holed in them to see. But a lot of klukkers have traded in their sheets for blue uniform shirts with badges on them. And guns that they can carry legally in public.
18Umpty Dump, that was more than a skit, that was an entire scene: “Where de white wimmin at?”
Kinda funny, kinda sad, really, that here we are 40 years later, and the Tea Party still acts like the villains in Blazing Saddles. As Gene Wilder said:
What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Marry my daughter”? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.
And they recruit candidates and operatives just like Hedy…erm, “Hedley”… Lamarr:
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
19“The KKK – all the intelligence of a bag of rice.”
20Someone needs to tell the special KKKs that to get to white rice, you have to remove the brown part. And when you do you lose most of the good stuff in rice, leaving you with the starchy part.
21Lol, that’s not even a decent helping of rice. …not that I would cook it. Who the hell knows what those guys would do before distributing it?
22I like that: taking off the brown removes most of the good stuff. Once at a restaurant, my grandson and I were talking about being white. The man at the next table heard us. He leaned over and said, “See this table cloth?” yes. “It’s white. Does your skin match this table cloth?” No. “Nobody is white. Everybody is some shade of brown.”
23“…and Methodists”. How did they get thrown in with that crowd? Mel Brooks’ humor is a national treasure, but these white ricers we can do without. Pilaf anyone?
24@Old Mayfly … you are so right!! The Atlanta incident did involve 3 African American kids … not white on black! The entire article upset me so much, I failed to see any color except for RED!!
25I told my spouse about that as he was preparing to leave for a cheap drink at the American Legion a block from here, he planned to brace some of his SC friends about his. He may or may not make it home for dinner.
26@Marge Wood
At least since the early 80s maybe before the USMC has had only green Marines. Some marines are lighter green or darker green. But they are all only green. I haven’t heard whether the common Marine thinks such is racist or not. I kinda like it, but what do I know??
27They stuffed those bags with rice because they were too slow to catch maggots.
28