It’s As Good As Any Other Explanation

September 12, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Alex Jones, y’all.

He says that “they” are putting drugs in Donald Trump’s Diet Coke to make him act weird.

Jones also said he could get killed for telling you this.

But I’ve talked to people, multiple ones, and they believe that they are putting a slow sedative that they’re building up that’s also addictive in his Diet Cokes and in his iced tea and that the president by 6 or 7 at night is basically slurring his words and is drugged. Now first they had to isolate him to do that. But yes, ladies and gentleman, I’ve talked to people that talk to the president now at 9 at night, he is slurring his words. And I’m going to leave it at that. I’ve talked to folks that have talked to him directly…

Now I’m risking my life, by the way, to tell you all this… They drug presidents because the power structure wants a puppet. The president needs his blood tested by an outside physician he trusts.”

Okay, I’m confused.  Who is getting drugs?

You can watch it here.  But I need to warn you that merely watching it, according to Jones, could get you killed.


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20 Comments to “It’s As Good As Any Other Explanation”

  1. A remembrance from Dick Cavett. He referred to the Alaska lady as a “syntax killer”. That’s Trump – in spades.

  2. “Could it be Satan?” Church Lady

  3. Afternoon JJ. I don’t know if watching it will get me killed, but I’m pretty certain it would get me nauseous. So I’m just gonna rely on your intrepid reporting, and honor the sacrifice you’ve made in watching it for us. Funny thing though. Upon reflection, if the story is true, I don’t think I’d have a problem with it. Curiouser and curiouser.

  4. You all do know that the #1 drug in ‘merica is booze? And is generally self administered in quantity! And one key note of this drug is slurring of words.

  5. JAKvirginia says:

    So, Mr. Jones, you’re saying that Donnie was perfectly normal BEFORE the White House? Don’t get out much, do you?

  6. capitol dave says:

    I’m proud to say I threw that mendacious p.o.s. (sorry, mama) out of the restaurant I worked in some years back for being a sexist jerk to the wait staff.

  7. And the Barking Yam swears he does not drink. I’m thinking “at least not in public.” That leaves it all to his most private hours. Could be this has something to do with the 3AM tweets that don’t make sense.

  8. Alex Jones is either on something or needs to be. He was whacked back when I crossed paths with him on ACTV and he’s gotten worse.

  9. If 10% of what Jones says were true, he would have died from “natural causes” years ago. He plays the “I’m risking my life to tell you” card way too often.

  10. I hope I can point this out without placing my life at risk. Doesn’t Trump have problems with words like, all day, 24/7? I realize slurring might be a specific descriptor, but it’s really a minor one compared to all of the rest, isn’t it?

  11. James Pirtle says:

    Yesterday, 9/11 was the most difficult day so far for the Trump presidency. It required a moment of silence.

  12. @capitol dave, are you talking about tRump or Jones, not that it really matters as they are each a POS.

  13. Allow me to translate this bum’s “I’m taking my life in my hands when I do this.” Actually he is giving in to temptation and temptation is a self inflicted wound. Can I get an “Amen” from the church on that one?

  14. This clown has not really shown up on my radar, but I’m happy enough to put him in a bag with Limbaugh, Coulter, Palin, and a few more (and a real heavy anchor) with the label, “People who deserve 0% of my attention.”

  15. It’s obvious by reading just that quote who’s on the drugs… And I’m going to leave it at that.
    Not that scrotus doesn’t act that way too.

    What?…Who’s there? Who?, secretwhat?………no,no//ahhhhhhhh!!!!!

  16. You don’t have to drink to have a good time, or slur your words. There are plenty of drugs that cause slurring and I’m sure Agent Orange can get a prescription for something. It might just be a tranquilizer which I’m sure he needs.

  17. All you have to do is watch interviews with Trump 5 years ago to realize he ain’t right.
    His ability to articulate his thoughts and verbal skills have deteriorated.
    Alex Jones is in dire need of drugs,however. The anti psychotic class of drugs would help him immensely.

  18. Maggie O'Neill says:

    It has been reported that Jones had frequently visited the WH to see Trump, using assumed names of several dead wrestlers( yes, true)
    and now since Kelly, he and Trump have telephone chats at night.
    Which is to say…Trump knows exactly what Jones is doing.
    I am waiting for Trump to claim he was being drugged, as an excuse for whatever…..

  19. Diet Coke is disgusting enough, all by itself, to cause mental harm, without the need for additional drugs.

    “Could be this has something to do with the 3AM tweets that don’t make sense.”

    possibly, except his 3pm tweets don’t make any sense either.