In Case You Didn’t Notice

January 31, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I told you about Houston’s Mayor, the wildly popular Annise Parker, getting married.

Some of you noticed this tweet from Texas Attorney General and wannabe Governor, Greg Abbott.

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First off, this pretty much obliterates Greta Van Susteren’s whole “stand up” nonsense.

And speaking for Texas women everywhere,  we’d appreciate it if he’d at least wear boxers.

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17 Comments to “In Case You Didn’t Notice”

  1. = organized bigotry and hatred. That’s what being a conservative Texan means.

  2. Oh, Lord. I love/hate headlines, etc., that use a noun with multiple meanings like this one.

    Like she’d let him stand up against her even if he were fully clothed. She’s got better taste than that.

  3. Did anybody put this on Greta’s website?
    My thoughts on republicans is not momma safe right now.

  4. Marge Wood says:

    Yeah, and no funny pictures on the boxers either.

  5. Briefs! That explains what is wrong with Conservative men. Their undies cut off the flow of blood to their brains.

  6. Aggieland liz says:

    Yeah they all wear panty waist white hanes n FOTL 😛

    And now I’m gonna go find something to scrub that image from my brain…

  7. Actually, I’d prefer that Mister Abbott wore briefs as opposed to, say, going “commando”…

    EEEWWW! Now I got THAT image in my head!

  8. Aggieland liz says:

    Oh. Dear. God. I know misery loves compang Kellybee, but didya just HAVE to share that!?!

  9. Kate Dungan says:

    Wasn’t someone complaining about the phrase STAND with Wendy as being mean to a guy in a wheelchair? And now, we find he’s not only standing but he’s standing in just his briefs!

    Bless his heart.

  10. So Greg Abbott, the Texas Attorney General files a brief with the court, and the judge opens up the file to discover a pair of peed-in Jockey shorts?

  11. This whole nonsensical episode has stifled my inner 14 year old boy’s sense of humor. I got nuthin’.

    I actively dislike Greta van S now.
    I intend to never vote for Greg Abbot for anything.

    Micr out!

  12. Okay, enough with the double entendres.
    I am laughing so hard it is difficult to type.
    For the sake of clarity, could we refer to the underwear as tightey whiteys and only use the word briefs in the legal sense, whether standing or sitting? That being said, the tweet uses unfortunate wording, but does put Greta in her place. And I have a hunch she wears boxers.

  13. I’m a New York State resident who just donated to Wendy Davis again. This time, while I was filling out the boxes, I sang, “Stand up, stand up, for Jesus,” and wish to thank the person who suggested it.

  14. Finally, I have had a moment to read this. Now Greta, you know your mamma did not raise you to grab at cobwebs and see how far you could stretch them and that is exactly what expensively educated little you is doing! “Stand” means join or support or even “love”. And you damn well know it! Now, go comb your hair, put on some make-up, and behave yourself!

  15. Marge Wood says:

    AMEN, Maggie. Yes’m. Time to go get pizza.

  16. Marge Wood says:

    Hurray for Ellie from New York!

  17. e platypus onion says:

    A-But only needs one good hemorrhoid to push him to a standing position,but then he couldn’t sit back down,at least until the Prep. H started to work. Problem is,since he is a total A-blank,he’d prolly eat the suppository and then his mouth would shrink and he couldn’t talk. Oh the marvels of modern meds. No offense to any of JJ’s customers.


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