July 24, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Compensation Alert!
The two smallest men in Texas …
Captions are welcome.
Thanks to AlanInAustin for the heads up.
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I don’t know much about your boy Cornyn (sp?) but that Dan Patrick always has a look of confusion on his face. Every picture
I have ever seen he is just kind of blank behind the eyes.
I’m sorry for you friends in Texas. Seems like a bad political science experiment . . . .
1In Texas size is everything!
2Of course they used firearms. No way they could measure their miserable little IQ’s.
3“Hey John, is it wrong if we hold each others for a while?”
4Proven fact: Size of a man’s weapon is inversely proportional to the size of his gun.
5Tiny hands, too, I bet!
6“Yours may be longer, Dan, but it’s shootin’ blanks.”
7Ross Perot, Tom DeLay, all of those short Texas men have a couple of feet of bad attitude to compensate. Texas women of any size are a lot more rational– well, okay, Democratic Texas women, from Barbara Jordan and Ann Richards to Molly Ivins and our own Juanita Jean.
Dang, that last sentence sounds like one hell of a dinner party!
8@Paul
9As in “this is my weapon, this is my gun…”?
Here’s today’s edition of Advice For Old Men:
Remember men, when compensating try and choose something that works.
10@Rick
These little men, Patrick and Corny, would prolly say back to you “Sonny, I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.”
11OK, can we stop now? gotta couple of lobbyists out in the hall…..
12Old long rifles, old short pricks.
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