I Love Yew, Texas

July 24, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Compensation Alert!

The two smallest men in Texas …


Captions are welcome.

Thanks to AlanInAustin for the heads up.

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13 Comments to “I Love Yew, Texas”

  1. Mark Schlemmer says:

    I don’t know much about your boy Cornyn (sp?) but that Dan Patrick always has a look of confusion on his face. Every picture
    I have ever seen he is just kind of blank behind the eyes.

    I’m sorry for you friends in Texas. Seems like a bad political science experiment . . . .

  2. In Texas size is everything!

  3. Of course they used firearms. No way they could measure their miserable little IQ’s.

  4. Sam in St Paul says:

    “Hey John, is it wrong if we hold each others for a while?”

  5. Proven fact: Size of a man’s weapon is inversely proportional to the size of his gun.

  6. Tiny hands, too, I bet!

  7. “Yours may be longer, Dan, but it’s shootin’ blanks.”

  8. Ross Perot, Tom DeLay, all of those short Texas men have a couple of feet of bad attitude to compensate. Texas women of any size are a lot more rational– well, okay, Democratic Texas women, from Barbara Jordan and Ann Richards to Molly Ivins and our own Juanita Jean.

    Dang, that last sentence sounds like one hell of a dinner party!

  9. @Paul
    As in “this is my weapon, this is my gun…”?

  10. Here’s today’s edition of Advice For Old Men:

    Remember men, when compensating try and choose something that works.

  11. @Rick

    These little men, Patrick and Corny, would prolly say back to you “Sonny, I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.”

  12. sybil wertheim says:

    OK, can we stop now? gotta couple of lobbyists out in the hall…..

  13. Sandridge says:

    Old long rifles, old short pricks.