Holy Crap: Trump and the Witch Doctors
When this happened, it creeped me out.
But then this happened and it scared the crap outta me.
This is a mess of teevee preachers and evangelicals doing a “laying on of hands” in the damn oval office while they prayed for Trump. At first I though maybe it was to remove the curse of that orb thing.
However, Thelma tells me that she has inside information that she got over at the Greater Hope and Utopia Southern Baptist Church and Missionary Training Center. You know how Trump keeps saying this is a witch hunt? Well, these are Mike Pence’s witch doctors.
Seriously, y’all, they should have done something with that hair while they were there.
Looks like they’re very much into large gaudy jewelry too. Too bad they couldn’t slide their hands up a little toward the throat area and give a good squeeze.
1The Reverend Mike from the Church of All Worlds and Radiator Repair Shop, Box 19307, Del Rio Texas is headed to the DC to put a healing on Hair Drumpf that soap and water won’t take off. This “mess of teevee preachers and evangelicals” are the rankest amateurs by comparison!
2I wouldn’t touch that man with a ten-foot pole, unless it was a good strong pikestaff with a real pointy stabby end.
3As much as it hurts to say it, I think he’s smarter, at least in some ways, then we’uns give him credit for. He apparently really knows how to play up this to crap in order to keep the god and gun crowd riled up.
4That picture is simply frightening!
I’d be more comfortable if this were an exorcism.
5Whoaaa just what every psycho narcissistic Madman needs, more cosmic Power.
6Move over Hillery and Obama and let the evil Trump takeover!
This is just plain disturbing and very creepy. Makes me very, very uncomfortable.
7REAL Christians should be laying their hands on the elderly, children, poor, and worried and frightened citizens of this country, praying for deliverance from Trump and Congress. We are under siege.
8MATT: 6:5
“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.”
9Talk about worshiping the golden calf …
‘Murka’s Talibangelical elite, in a laying on of hands, asked God to bless human suppository Donald Trump in aid of their quest for daily regularity and holy empire, in the process creating a completed electrical circuit.
God’s response: “Hey Thor, can I borrow your Taser?”
10Hmmm. Lets just hope that none of them teevee evangelists walked away with cooties! Or worse!
11When I saw the photo of Trump and the evangelicals, I considered he might have reached a plateau of fake news, that it may not be enough anymore, so now:
Oh God, fake prayer.
12I think they were trying to summon the evil spirits
13TTP–Did you google “Did Jesus wear a Rolex” before you posted?
14@DJW
Dont know about Jesus and a Rolex, but I’ve been repeatedly tole Jesus would carry a Colt Peacemaker cause “blessed are the Peacemakers”. By that same logic he’s drive a Honda cause of “sweet Accords”.
15Now THAT is a real Black Mass, though probably too evil for Satan to attend.
16OMFG! WTFS?
Lucifer is ecstatic in anticipation down in the WH basement (yeah, he’s on TDY over there now, he’s temporarily left Hades).
Did y’all get an eyeball on that huge princess cut sapphire (or maybe diamond) ring trimmed with dozens of little diamonds on Ms. Purplenails? Have no idea what’s on the hand of the guy to the right, but it looks Satanic.
17What a snakepit, any recordings of all the hissing and slithering?
Whoa, instead of kicking the Pharisees out of the temple, they’re blessing this money grabber –
18I’m not a prayer. Nor do I suggest that I know anything about it. But, if anyone needs it, it is surely the scrotus! maybe all this hands on crap’l do him some good. Well, now I’m gonn’a need some praying for making up lies?
19HALLELUJAH !! PRAISE BE.
20Now all we need is a Baptism. Not one them mamby pampy sprinkle them or pour a bit o water over their head baptisms. But old fashion down in the river, full immersion Baptism.
Let them wash away all his pass sins, so he may go and sin no more. Hold him under for hour or maybe two. That should do the trick.
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21“And these signs will accompany those who believe: in my name they will cast out demons; they will speak in new tongues”
But beware! If it doesn’t work the demons return with seven of their best friends:
“When the unclean spirit has gone out of a person, it passes through waterless places seeking rest, but finds none. Then it says, ‘I will return to my house from which I came.’ And when it comes, it finds the house empty, swept, and put in order. Then it goes and brings with it seven other spirits more evil than itself, and they enter and dwell there, and the last state of that person is worse than the first. So also will it be with this evil generation.”
22Exorcism huh. Who’s to say it’s not.
23Whose idea was it to call in the coven? They must know things are getting dank for The Family to trot out the leaders of the evangitaliban world, to work the base into another “patriotic” frenzy.
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