Hang Black Crepe Over Her Nose Because Her Brain is Dead

October 29, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Even after a rough night last night, Michele Bachmann can still make me giggle this morning.

In a recent interview with ABC News, Bachmann accused Texas Gov. Rick Perry of borrowing heavily from her campaign’s tax plan in his latest iteration of his flat tax proposal.

“Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. And so we’re grateful,” Bachmann told ABC News. “The ideas that I’ve been espousing — again lower the taxes rates, flatten it, make it far more simple, far less complex, but also make it so that the average American can fill out their taxes on a postcard — I’ve been talking about this for months. These are all good ideas, and if other candidates want to come and take these ideas out of my plan, they’re more than happy to take them.”

First, since Bachmann has given absolutely no specifics about her plan more than the above mentioned, it seems that anyone who says “my tax plan is good, and like, you know, simple and in addition less complex, and easier and plus not so hard,” is stealing her plan.

Second, and I’m talking to Michele here so I’m gonna whisper, “Honey, when you say that someone stole your tax plan, make it one that economists and people who can do math aren’t laughing their butts off about.”

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