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October 30, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Liked them all, but LOVED “Debate Prep”.
1All that’s missing: the antacids.
Republicon Teavangelical Talibanistas are so butt hurt over their missed predictions as to when the Earth will implode, that they’ve developed policies to to make their next date a certainty. Makes a person regret that there isn’t a sky puppy to greet them. What fun that would be, as they struggle to take all their earthly trappings with them.
2I love the limp “exclamation point.” So many meanings in one small shape.
3I love the limp exclamation point also, but my fave is the Deliverance Benghazi shack.
4Boner’s last farewell-I gave you all and you hated me.
Now you ask me if I’m sincere
That’s the question that I always fear
Verse seven is never clear
But I’ll tell you what you want to hear
I try to give you all you want
But giving love is not my strongest point
If that’s the case it’s pointless going on
I’d rather be alone
‘Cause what I’m doing must be wrong
Pouring my heart out in a song
Owning up for prosperity
For the whole damn world to see
Quietly now while I turn a page
Act one is over without costume change
The principal would like to leave the stage
The crowd don’t understand
Sorry Boney,we understand you are a useless tool and a worthless drunk. Don’t let the door hit you on your hungover head on the way out,Pal.
Big thanks to Rod Stewart for the Boner speech.
5And there’s this one ….. https://www.facebook.com/mluckovich.ajc?fref=ts
6I’m sad that we won’t have the john boner to kick around any more. His name and orange face were the only good things about him. Sigh.
7epo, nice poetry.
PKM, what is Pole Rider’s new name? (You’re much better at that than I am.)
8Fascinating that once Boehner didn’t have to worry about re-election he actually got some work done.
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