Drunk Uncle Speaks
The Felonious Grifter went to Washington, D.C. today to strategize with his captive audience (also known as The Republican Party). It went pretty much as you might suspect, according to NOTUS (News Of The United States).
Aside from one source who is quoted: “Like talking to your drunk uncle at the family reunion,” my one favorite takeaway was his own comment to Steve Scalise who, in 2017, was shot and critically wounded by a guy who left the to go window with one taco short of a combo.
“I saw him [Scalise] in the hospital. I can tell your wife really loves you, Steve, because some wives wouldn’t care.”
There is no doubt in my mind at all that TFG was speaking from personal experience.
90% of a wife who loves you is showing up.
1When someone says it on their coat, believe them the first time.
https://www.vox.com/2018/6/21/17489632/melania-trump-jacket-zara-i-really-dont-care-do-u
2Malaria is desperately hanging on to the hope of gaining a substantial inheritance when TFFG kicks the bucket.
She is probably going to be hugely disappointed, since TFFG’s ‘fortune’ has always been illusory.
And whatever there actually is will be instantly claimed by hordes of lenders who have propped the SOB up for decades.
Ain’t nobody going to give a fat rat’s shit anyway.
3Oddly enough, she is smart enough to have her very own swollen bank account. Obviously she doesn’t have any faith in the documents that were given to her prior to the wedding.
4It’s getting obvious who Trump will pick as his running mate: Hannibal Lector.
5Let us not forget that she remained in NYC for six months after the Orange Felon was inaugurated–ostensibly so that Barron could finish the school year. She used that time to renegotiate her “pre-nup”. I didn’t know you could have a pre-nup after the nup. We always knew what she was.
6I hypothesize that Trump will delay as much as possible actually picking a VP.
One, he loves the adoration and competition of kiss-ass these people are doing.
Two, he does not want to designate an heir-apparent because that would steal from him being fully in the spotlight and “vital” for the campaign purposes. It might even reduce the supporters effort to help keep him out of jail or in court.
I’m curious if he’ll have declared one prior to the convention.
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