Cruzing Underground

April 27, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas Senator Ted Cruz is a man with a plan.  He wants El Chapo to pay for the border wall.

 

Cruz even made a cute little graphic to cut and paste on your refrigerator door.

 

(Banging my head against my keyboard.) Duh, Cruz, El Chapo escaped by tunneling UNDER A WALL, but thank you for reminding everybody that walls don’t work.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

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18 Comments to “Cruzing Underground”


  1. TrulyTexan says:

    That’s going to be really awkward when trump makes Chapo the new head of the DEA.

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  2. Who’s this Beto fellow who’s opposing Cruz? Got a chance?

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  3. You’d get a lot more money if American bankers (Cruz’s wife & bosses) and real estate moguls paid their fair share of taxes.

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  4. Is this all Cruz is going to do, showing us his craft project, instead of governing?

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  5. yes. “thank you for reminding everybody that walls don’t work.” Senate-varmint Rafael Edward Cruz.

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  6. slipstream says:

    Yep, and my $199 drone can deliver 2 kilos over your 30 foot, $21,000,000,000 wall and return in 90 seconds for another load.

    You lose.

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  7. @slipstream

    How aboot a trailer mounted trebuchet what could chunk drug projectiles weighing say 150 pounds at drug receivers 1000 feet away?

    I love the trebuchet!

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  8. Tilphousia says:

    Slip and Micr, both great ideas. But for that middle weight load may I recommend the Roman ballista. Uses a four man team and is easily moved. And with a bit of practice, very accurate.

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  9. Tilphousia says:

    Slip and Micr, both great ideas. But for that middle weight load may I recommend the Roman ballista. Uses a four man team and is easily moved. And with a bit of practice, very accurate. And could easily send Ted Cruz to Mexico. Doubt if they would accept the delivery, though.

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  10. Let me see if I can try being as racist as a Republican. Hmm, here goes: The Messicans will just fill up soccer balls with drugs and kick them over the wall.

    How was that?

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  11. Zyxomma, thats where the ballista comes in since the balls do not contain air! Actually Cruz made me wonder just how much does the country have in forfeited assets?

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  12. Tilphousia: We could sure try. And if the receivers dropped their net too soon? Oops!

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  13. slipstream says:

    I didn’t say anything about drugs. My drone will deliver two kilos of, um . . . kale.

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  14. @slip

    Yeah. Suggesting for a friend. Really!

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  15. Basil- Beto O’Rourke is a Democratic congressman from El Paso. A good guy

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  16. Jane & PKM says:

    With all due apologies to Canada, let’s commit however many drones it would take to airlift Canadian Teddie back to his place of birth. If incidentally Teddie should have a few grams of cocaine in his pockets, let the Canadian authorities deal with him.

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  17. Like that’s really going to go over well with the cash-starved, reactionary border counties across Arizona and Texas.

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  18. Canadian here (yeah I know, but we don’t want him back), any chance Cruz will lose his next election?

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