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Let’s Hope That The Punishment For Shoving a NATO Leader Out Of The Way To Be In The Front Of The Picture Is That You Can’t Come Home

May 25, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Yes, he did.

You know he did.

He’s just such a jerk.  A real leader parts the opening with his presence.  A jerk shoves people.

 

 

And Whose Mind Would You Be Talking About?

May 25, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Ben Carson, y’all.

“I think poverty to a large extent is also a state of mind.”

No, but brutal ignorance, indifference, and insensitivity most definitely are.

Honestly, there’s something wrong with that guy.

 

доброе утро, Comrade Sessions

May 25, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, lookie here. Jeff Sessions forgot that he met with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, who must be a very forgettable man because almost every member of the Trump administration met with him and then “forgot” about it.

It’s almost like Kislyak personally picked every member of this administration.  Ha, but that couldn’t happen.

Now here’s what I’m wondering about Grandma Clampett.  His staff is saying that an unnamed FBI agent told them that Sessions didn’t have to include this meeting if the meeting occurred while he was a senator.  The form requires him to list “any contact” he or his family had with a “foreign government” or its “representatives” over the past seven years.

What kind of damn anagram do you have to find in there that says “unless you’re a senator”?

If the meeting was innocent, why not list it just to be on the safe side?

You gotta wonder – are Trump’s appointees coming so slowly because Kislyak has a very busy schedule?

 

You Know I’m At The Ballpark, But ….

May 24, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh my God, Republicans are now body-slamming reporters?

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

Okay, That Does It

May 24, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I’m moving to Corpus Christi and running for congress, dammit.

Republican congressman Blake Farenthold often gets talked about at the beauty salon.  That’s because he is a gluttonous, gap-toothed, knuckle dragging, ducky pajama wearing, idiot man who is as worthless as a four card flush.

All over the news is a story about Sean Hannity ranting for weeks about the young man killed in Washington, DC being the source of the DNC leaks.  It is fake news, has been proven to be fake news, and the murder victim’s parents and brother have begged Hannity to stop it.  Fox News and Hannity have backed off the story and one particularly insane story about it has been removed from the Fox News website.

Everyone thought this conspiracy theory went the same way as the story that Hillary Clinton ran a child pornography ring in the basement of a Washington, DC pizza joint that doesn’t even have a basement.

But, no, some damn fool told Blake about it.

And Blake says we need to investigate it because “it’s on the internet.”

Out loud.  He said that crap out loud.  Hellfire, there’s even a video of it on CNN.  Click right here and watch it yourownself.  Or here it is right here.

 

You wanna know what else is circulating on the internet, Blake? That you are a really, really bad human being.  And stoopid. Real damn stoopid.  Dumber than dog dump stoopid.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

There Are No Words

May 24, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Oh holy crap.

 

Ivanka looks like Bride of Satan and Melania bought everything she could find at the Italian Widow Boutique.

The expression on The Pope’s face is priceless.  This picture alone is worth the price of the trip.

Thanks to Ibis for the heads up.