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Today Is The End of The World

September 23, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Or maybe not.

 

Thanks to Brian for the heads up. 

Weekend Fun

September 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Here’s some weekend fun.  Remember when I got crosswise with Mr. Marcus Hiles over a campaign donation he made?

Well, I hired Little Bubba, Texas Attorney at Law A.K.A. Respectable Lawyer, to handle this legal matter.

He sent a letter to Mr. Hiles, Mr. Hiles acknowledged receipt of said letter, but did not reply.  A few months later, Mr. Hiles hired some guy from Serbia or some damn place to contact me about please taking down the picture.  I said Oh hell no.

Neither of us has heard a word from Mr. Hiles, so Bubba, Respectable Lawyer, tweets about it.  (You do not have to have a Twitter account to read this.)  And then Wonkette picks it up.  (Don’t forget to read the footnotes.  They are pretty damn funny.)

Enjoy.  And never, ever try to bully me.

 

Well, This is Kinda Fun

September 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The special election for a Republican nomination for a US senate seat in Aladamnbama is scheduled for September 26 – that’s next Tuesday.

The Democratic nominee is Doug Jones, who won the primary outright by more than 50% of the vote, even with 6 opponents.  Jones was endorsed by Joe Biden.

The Republicans are having a goat rodeo.  Roy Moore, who is a real special kind of wacko, is still leading in the polls 54 – 46%.  Moore is endorsed by Sarah Palin, who is still fighting Hillary Clinton, Kid Rock, and host of dead people, including Phylis Schlafly.

His opponent, Luther Strange, is less crazy but that’s not hard to do compared to Moore.  He is endorsed by Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell.

So, I mean, it’s really hard to pick a favorite.

So, if Mitch’s pick loses this race and Mitch loses the goofball healthcare vote, he might as well go home.  I would love to see that. I know you would, too.

We’ll be here Tuesday with chuckles and grins.

 

Here Ya Go

September 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Definition DOTARD: condiment you put on covfefe. The Capitol of Nambia. 

Look at it this way – North Korea did more with one word to advance American education than Betsy DeVoss has done all year.

 

Here’s What I Don’t Get

September 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas Republican Congressvarmint Jeb Hensarling is a very rich man, so he’s sort of clueless when it comes to life in general.

What, Me Worry Hensarling

That’s why he’s baffled by people who don’t just up and move when their house floods.

Some homeowners with property near flood-prone areas should make their homes more resilient or relocate out of the flood zone, Hensarling suggested.

“At some point, God is telling you to move,” Hensarling added in an interview on “Squawk Box.”

Okay, so I’m wondering this: if you say stoopid stuff over and over again and people point and laugh at you, at some point isn’t God telling you to shuddup?

There are families in my county who have lived on their property for 35 years and never flooded.  However, they have flooded twice in the past two years.  Their homes are basically worthless on the free market, you know – the free market Jeb loves.  These are people of modest means and their $100,000 house is all they have.

They are flooding because of over-development allowed, hell, even encouraged, by a Republican dominated county commissioner’s court. Maybe Jeb can help them “relocate” to a nice little spot under the freeway.

Jeb, you’re already taking away their healthcare.  You want their houses, too?

Thanks to Jann for the heads up.

Friday Toons

September 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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