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Keeping Count

June 25, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The New York Times is keeping count of Trump’s lies.

Somebody remind me – in counting, is a gazillion or a trizillion bigger?  This keeping count thing is gonna get tough.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Whoa! Who Could Have Seen That Coming?

June 25, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So Trump sends his 35 year old golden boy, with no experience in government and no experience in diplomacy to make peace in the Middle East by telling Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas what Israel wants them to do.

London-based Arabic daily Al-Hayat reported Saturday that the meeting between Kushner and Abbas had been “tense.” Abbas was allegedly furious when Kushner relayed a set of demands from Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, according to a translation of the report by the Jerusalem Post.

Tense?  Yeah well, tense means a little worried.  Honey, this was piano wire tense.  You hit this tense and it’s gonna squeal.

I could be wrong but I think the Palestinians have previously turned down the offer of doing whatever Israel tells them do, so maybe that wasn’t a stellar starting point.

Kushner is also is charge of reforming the veteran’s administration and the criminal justice system, diplomacy in the middle east and Mexico, reinventing government, and stopping the opioid epidemic.  I hope none of these things have anything at all to do with your life or you are sooooo screwed.

 

I Don’t Care Who You Are, This Is Funny.

June 24, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

Thanks to Tony for the heads up.

Yo, Denver, Meet Up

June 24, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, if an effort to look really, really popular, there is going to be a World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon Meet-Up in Denver, Colorado.

Eat your heart out, Howard Dean.

If you are interested in the particulars – time, date, place, will autographed pictures be available – please contact Judith at woodhallbox@cs.com

I suspect that cussing will be left a medium well setting.

 

Friday Toons

June 23, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press

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Maybe This Is The Pussy Trump Should Have Grabbed

June 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Everybody’s favorite bad liar and gotta-be-on-drugs to act like he does, Devin Nunes, is loudly burping out of his mouth again.

But whatever drugs he’s taking has not helped with his paranoia.  His rambling interview at a local rightwing radio station is an adventure in persecution complexities.

By the way, he has also caught that thing that Trump has hugely bigly.

Nunes was then asked why an all-Republican Congress was not passing more legislation. He corrected the caller, saying the House, Senate and Trump have signed more bills into law than any previous Congress/presidential combination in history up to this point.

Oh, that might be a tiny exaggeration.

But, here’s the part that got me.  Nunes says that he can’t possibly have town halls because, you know, citizens might show up and we can’t be having that.  Do you know why?

“The last thing we’re going to do is give in to a lot of left-wing activists and media,” Nunes said. “And with these security situations, I don’t know how any member of Congress can do a town hall.”

Security situations?  What the hell is that? Do you want to know who shows up in person and walks along a rope line shaking hands?  Gabby Gifford, that’s who.

Nunes is a coward.

Go read the interview linked above.  The guy is nine cents short of a dime.