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Taking Jobs Away From Real Americans

June 30, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Donald Trump was right about one thing.  Those Mexicans are stealing the jobs of real Americans.

A group of Orthodox Jews hired Mexican day laborers to dress in traditional Jewish garb and protest against the New York City gay pride parade Sunday.

Nope, not satire.

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And why would they do that?

Jewish group based in Brooklyn, said that the men were supplementary troops, filling in for the Jewish students who would normally be called upon to demonstrate.

“The rabbis said that the yeshiva boys shouldn’t come out for this because of what they would see at the parade,” Mr. Freed said.

Yeah, can’t be having the boys see something like equality.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.

Taking Bets Here

June 30, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Chris Christie is running for President.

We at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., are now accepting wagers on how long the Christie Quest will last.

Thelma figures he’ll cuss out somebody on national teevee within a month.  Verdelia says he’ll cuss somebody out within a week and try to eat somebody within a month.

I figure that Rick Perry’s last campaign went for three months after he oops all over himself, so I’m going with late October.  He’ll be out before Thanksgiving.

Anybody else want in on this bet?

Poor Bill

June 30, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Bill O’Reilly has become so upset with gay marriage becoming just plain ole marriage that he invented a new meme.  He got those little spittle things forming at the edges of his mouth and had a meltdown over the White House putting rainbow lights out to celebrate.

Screen Shot 2015-06-30 at 8.05.35 AMO’Reilly said President Obama “did an ‘in your face’ to traditional Americans” with the White House display.

The Fox host also blasted comedian Stephen Colbert for mocking Justice Antonin Scalia’s dissent in the gay marriage ruling. O’Reilly said Colbert “might want to think about alienating traditional Americans to the extent he has — it could be very bad for business.”

Traditional Americans?  As opposed to Untraditional Americans? Well, I’ll be damned, against all odds O’Reilly did in fact find another way to divide this country.

Just think, if this country had traditional people running it we would still have child labor,women without the vote, slavery, poll tax, and a helluva lot of muskets.

I’m gonna let Bill in on a hint.  We just do this stuff to piss him off.  There’s no other reason.  I mean, you know for a fact that President Obama said, “Let’s rainbow-up the White House!  That’ll get O’Reilly going!” followed by uproarious laughter.

Hey Bill, we’re poking you with a stick, boy.  We’ve earned it and, by gawd, so have you.

 

Breaking

June 29, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

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WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court refused on Monday to allow Texas to enforce restrictions that would force 10 abortion clinics to close.

The justices voted 5-4 to grant an emergency appeal from the clinics after a federal appeals court upheld new regulations and refused to keep them on hold while the clinics appealed to the Supreme Court.

This means the court will take up abortion in the fall, at the start of the presidential race.

Let There Peace on Earth But Don’t Let It Start in Texas Right Now

June 29, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Ted Cruz and Karl Rove.  Oh my.

They need to either get a room or get some guns.

They are at each other’s throats, calling each other liars and other truths.

images-1It’s really gotten personal between Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, and GOP guru Karl Rove, with Cruz calling Rove a liar and Rove dissing Cruz for once calling himself “the next Mario Rubio.”

And for good measure, Cruz says Rove suggested Bush 41 was “too old to have good judgment anymore” – which Rove hotly denies saying.

Cruz wrote a book.  In it, he says really tacky things about Karl Rove.  Karl Rove, never one to seek obscurity, spits back.  They start spiting and cussing and the next thing you know, you’ve got yourself a dandy publicity tour!

Purchasing Hint:  when a Republican writes a book called “A Time for Truth” you can pretty well bet that it’s gonna be full of lies.

Whatever we did to deserve this fight, it must have been really, really good.

Thanks to Lorraine in Spring for the heads up.

Fun With Guns: Great Aim Edition

June 29, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Lancaster Township, where do-it-yourself vasectomies are all the rage.

A 25 year old in Lancaster spent his afternoon explaining this.

He picked up his .40-caliber pistol to put it away when the weapon accidentally discharged the bullet into his groin area, Sgt. Timothy Ponessa said Monday.

Nice shot.  And thanks for removing yourself from the gene pool.

Thanks to Wayne for the heads up.