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Need a F* Trump Bumper Sticker?

November 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Some of our Young Democrats here in Fort Bend have made bumperstickers to sell.  All profits go to the ballot by mail program.

There are currently three choices.

Here’s a cute one.

This one gets personal.

And this one is just standing there.

They are $5 each and would make lovely and thoughtful Christmas gifts for your knuckle-dragging Trump-supporting family members.

Pictures of Joe Barton’s winkie are not for sale. If you put that on your car, people’s clothes would wrinkle as you drove by.

Thanks to Tarel for getting this set up and moving along.

 

Oh No, Smokey Joe

November 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, this is a frightening thing. Texas Republican Congressvarmit Smokey Joe Barton has a winkie.

I have written about Smokey Joe more than I care to recall. And you can see a list of them all right here.

He has a winkie, y’all. I would have bet against it with my last dollar bill.

I think he wants you to see it.

 

 

I dunno.  It seems to me that he has a bad case of winkie-do. His stomach sticks out more than his winkie-do.

Yeah, here’s his story.

“While separated from my second wife, prior to the divorce, I had sexual relationships with other mature adult women,” he said. “Each was consensual. Those relationships have ended. I am sorry I did not use better judgment during those days. I am sorry that I let my constituents down.”

You know, if it was consensual, I really don’t have a problem with it and I wouldn’t even mention it.  But, Joe does does have a problem with it.  Joe was all a’quivering over shaming and impeaching Bill Clinton.  It seems to me that the Karma Train has arrived at the station on time.

And one other thing, this nasty sumbitch votes with Donald Trump 92.3% of the time, so he can take his winkie and shove it in his ear.

You gotta go, Smokey Joe.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Very Cool Toy

November 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

ProPublica is very cool.  It’s is a non-profit newsroom for investigative journalism.  It doesn’t do daily news – it allows its reporters to go deeply into a subject.

They have come up with a new tool to find out your congressmen and senator’s priorities.  Using just your zip code, you can find out where your member of congress stands and what’s important to him, not just with his voting, but also his newsletters, emails, and relationships with other members of congress.

Here’s the technical information.

And here’s the tool.

As they say, the more you know.

Thanks to S Gray for the heads up.

Oh So … Not Gay

November 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It’s time for that annual ritual that brings joy to all who partake.  The Starbucks Holiday cup.

This year, it’s obviously promoting lesbianism. Just take a look for yourself.

See the two hands? The Steeple People say that’s two women holding hands.  I do not know how they arrived at that conclusion but they did and they are mighty proud of it.

They believe that people of lesser intellect, like you and me, would ever see this but be heavily influenced to go out on the town and decide to be a lesbian.  I will admit that all the news about men behaving badly, I know for a fact that if lesbianism were a choice, I’d be one.

Thanks, Starbucks, for reminding me.

 

Told Ya So

November 21, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

Thanks to Bud and Kelly for the heads up.

Fox News Host

November 20, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Jeanine Pirro must have been running from a Mueller subpoena.

ALBANY — Fox News host and TV judge Jeanine Pirro is heading to court herself after being ticketed for excessive speeding Sunday in upstate New York.

State Police say Pirro was clocked driving 119 mph in a 65 mph zone when she was stopped by a trooper at about 1:15 p.m. Sunday afternoon in the Town of Nichols in Tioga County.

Honestly, I didn’t know that brooms could go that fast.

Pirro says she had driven several hours to see her 89 year old ailing mother and “did not realize how fast,” she was going.

I dunno, maybe this on her windshield would have been a hint.

 

Slow down. girl, speed kills.

She says she will take whatever punishment is due her.  Like she has a choice in the matter.