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January 30, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

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LMFAO.  For real.

Friday Toons

January 30, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

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Holy Crap: Real Christian Edition

January 29, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Thank Sweet Jesus that there was a real Christian on the steps of the state capitol where Muslim Americans were scheduled to speak after their day in the legislature.

As the group of Muslims continued the event by singing “The Star-Spangled Banner,” the interruptions persisted, with the protesters yelling, “Islam is a lie!” and “No Sharia here!”

Now you tell me which one is the jihadist.

Thanks to everyone for the heads up.

No Homework? Ka-powey!

January 29, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Even though it has been proven time and time again that where there’s more guns, there’s more homicides, the Texas Lege will consider not only arming teachers but give them to right to use deadly force, even in the protection of school property.

The bill is sponsored by Dan Flynn, a cowboy Republican.

DanSusan_April2013The Lone Star State already permits teachers to have firearms in the classroom, but H.B. 868, also known as the Teacher’s Protection Act, would authorize instructors to use “force or deadly force on school property, on a school bus, or at a school-sponsored event in defense of the educator’s person or in defense of students of the school that employs the educator.” Instructors would also have the right to use deadly force “in defense of property of the school that employs the educator.” Moreover, civil immunity would be granted to those who use deadly force, meaning they would not be liable for the injury or death of student.

I do not understand how school teachers can be held unaccountable for injury or death to a child.  We just give them a Get Out of Jail Free card?  They can’t be sued?

Arming teachers has not worked too well.  You can ask The Google.  They tend to shoot themselves and the custodian.

Thanks to Vicki and Larry for the heads up.

Hey, Molly, It’s Not the Muslims Who Are Threatening State Representatives! You’re Thinking of the Open Carry Thugs.

January 29, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

I want y’all to meet Republican State Representative Molly White.

Screen Shot 2015-01-29 at 12.30.10 PMMolly is sweet little Christian thing who just got herself elected to the Texas House by the people of Bell County.  Molly defeated a moderate Republican incumbent in the GOP primary.

Yesterday was Texas Muslim Capitol Day.  The event is organized by the Texas chapters of the Council on American-Islam Relations.  It is meant as a day where members of the Muslim community can lobby lawmakers.

Molly ran home.  Seriously.  She vacated the capitol.  It was fine with her for the Open Carry hoodlums to threaten a member of the legislature, requiring him and his family to have a security detail, but Muslims …. well, that’s just going too far.

She tweeted — (Click the little one to get the big one.)

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Now, how Molly plans on having her secretary enforce that is unclear.  I’m hoping maybe she can broker a Middle East agreement.

I’m wondering if I visit her office, do I have to renounce Timothy McVey and the KKK?

And I dunno know about you, but I think she should have a Texas or American flag on her desk.

For Sale: One Slightly Ostentatious Mansion

January 29, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, it just so happens that my birthday is in June, just in time for Mitt’s house to go on the market

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I have a confession to make.  I know why God did not let me be rich.  My house has two stories.  Every time I want something it’s on the wrong floor.  If I need a measuring tape while I’m downstairs, it’s upstairs.  If I need it when I’m upstairs, I moved it downstairs the day before. Can you even imagine me with three houses?  I’d spend day and night flying between them hunting for the measuring tape.  However, I imagine that Mitt is so rich that he has three measuring tapes so he can have one at each house.  I hope it’s on the wrong damn floor.

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.