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Now Here’s An Idea I Can Get Behind

April 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I want you to see this clip from Fox News.  I can really get behind the blonde (the one of the right – everybody is blonde on Fox) who suggests that they just pray this year and leave it up to God to pick the right candidate.  Her name is Ainsley Earhardt.

Yeah, that’s what they need to do.  That’s a real good idea.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Well, I Don’t Think That Highly of Him

April 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

John Boehner thinks far more highly of Ted Cruz than I do.

Former House Speaker John A. Boehner described Senator Ted Cruz as “Lucifer in the flesh” during a forum at Stanford University on Wednesday and said that he would not vote for the Texas Republican if he is the party’s presidential nominee.

That didn’t seem to cover all the points, so he added …

“I have Democrat friends and Republican friends,” Mr. Boehner told David Kennedy, an emeritus history professor, at the event. “I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”

John likes him better than I do.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

¿Y Por Qué No?

April 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You don’t need to prepare yourself for a shock with this news.  This is news you already knew without being told.  So, that kinda makes it olds.  Anyway, before I forget where I was going with this ….

Trump_ScumdogRegistration among Hispanic voters is skyrocketing in a presidential election cycle dominated by Donald Trump and loud GOP cries to close the border.

Arturo Vargas, executive director of the National Association of Elected and Appointed Officials, projects 13.1 million Hispanics will vote nationwide in 2016, compared to 11.2 million in 2012 and 9.7 million in 2008.

A whopping 80 percent of respondents in a poll of registered Hispanic voters in Colorado and Nevada said Trump’s views on immigration made them less likely to vote for Republicans in November.

Yeah, so come to find out, “I’m gonna make your life miserable even if you’re a natural born American citizen if skin is brown,” wasn’t as good a campaign slogan as previously thought.

I have a question.

Texas and Mexico share the Rio Grande River along the border.  That has worked out pretty well for a long time.  Growers of the extra sweet Texas citrus in the Rio Grande Valley depend on the river for water for their crops.  It’s the fifth longest river in America.

That said, how the fool tarnation do you build a wall down the middle of a river?

The Rio Grande runs through Big Bend National Park (God lives there.  Seriously.) but it doesn’t run straight.

Aerial view taken over Big Bend National Park, Texas USA looking to the Rio Grande River, which is the border between the U.S. and Mexico. Mexico is on the left side of the river.

Aerial view taken over Big Bend National Park, Texas USA looking to the Rio Grande River, which is the border between the U.S. and Mexico. Mexico is on the left side of the river.

And, it runs through Santa Elena cannon.  Structure me a wall here:

 

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Or here:

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And then there’s Lajitas, where there used to be a nine hole golf course and the mayor of the town was a beer drinking goat named Clay Henry.  I admired that goat.

You cannot wall-in a damn goat.  I’m just saying.

 

I’m Gonna Print This Sucker and Hang It Around My Neck On One Of Those Lanyard Things And Then Everytime A Man Tries To ‘Splain Something To Me, I’m Gonna Whip Him With The Lanyard And Stuff The Card Up His Nose

April 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

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Things Ted Cruz Could Have Done To Get Attention That Would Have Hurt Less Than Selecting Carly Fiorina as His Vice President.

April 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

  1. Stuck his hand in a running blender.
  2. Date Kim Kardashian
  3. Tightened his belt until his eyes bugged out
  4. Found a monkey to take on the road with him
  5. Let Pope Francis do live color commentary on his campaign tour
  6. Sing a duet of Lemonade with Beyonce
  7. Admitted openly that Obama was born in America
  8. Break Taylor Swift’s heart
  9. Admit he put a curse on the Astros
  10. Shove his brain up his butt.  Oh wait, he did that.

I know you have some.

 

This is So Cool

April 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The two most hated politicians in America are teaming up.

Ted Cruz will name Carly Fiorina as his vice presidential running mate Wednesday, according to two sources — a last-ditch move to regain momentum after being mathematically eliminated from winning the GOP presidential nomination outright.

The Texas senator will make the announcement at an afternoon rally in Indiana, which votes Tuesday in the next GOP contest. Cruz must have a strong showing in the Hoosier State to help block rival Donald Trump from securing the 1,237 delegates necessary to win the nomination, and keep alive his hopes of a contested Republican National Convention.

Those two are the most unlikely people to ever have fun are joining forces so that we can have fun.  That’s kinda sweet of them.

Cruz’s Favorability Rating

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Okay, I have to admit, it ain’t a long drop to the bottom for him.