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Keeping You Informed

February 28, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Guess who has a new campaign tee-shirt and logo …




Hint:  it’s not Clark Kent.

Thank to Peg for the heads up.

Republicans: Taking the Hoo out of Hoochy

February 28, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Republicans are running on a ticket of making sex less fun.  I know that seems unwise as a campaign strategy but it beats the hell outta doing away with the Department of Homeland Security.

philrobertson__131223014428Duck Dynasty Love Interest Phil Robertson spoke to CPAC yesterday and was mostly concerned with sex.  It seems that the “hippies and the beatniks” newest “revenge” is STIs.  I probably need to remind you at this point that Phil Robertson says he’s sober.  We only have his word for that because there is no physical proof.

Then he started yelling that the Constitution was written for a “religious and moral people. It is wholly inadequate for any other.”

“You know what’s happened GOP? We’ve got too many any-others in the White House. It wasn’t written for them,” Robertson said to applause. “It wasn’t written for them.”

If you can understand that, you’re drunk.

And then, to make their point a little sharper, Republicans in South Carolina make you sign a pledge before you can run on the Republican ticket.

Before you can join the Laurens County Republican Party in South Carolina and get on the primary ballot, they ask that you pledge that you’ve never ever had pre-marital sex — and that you will never ever look at porn again.

Since it’s South Carolina I suspect there was a misprint.  It was supposed to say “with a family member” at the end.

A Snowball’s Chance in … The United States Senate

February 27, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Want to prove that climate change is all hooey?  Just call a big oil flunky.

There’s no global warming because … snow … and liberty.   For $50,000, Inhofe will claim that solar power is damned in the Holy Bible.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

Go Home, John, You’re Drunk

February 27, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

It’s the freeking Department of Homeland Security, John.


Ho Boy, Isis really takes you seriously now.

Honey, can I do a citizen’s breathalyzer?

Thanks to Fenway Fran for the heads up.

Friday Toons

February 27, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized









Net Neutrality

February 26, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Thanks to the good folks at the FCC, The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. will remain free and open 24/7.

Net Neutrality wins.