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Republicans can’t find a Speaker of the House?
Mark Takano, a Democrat from California, has taken out a Craig’s List ad to help Republicans find a Speaker. Click the little one to see the big one.
Thanks to Lisbeth for the heads up.
Well now that the GOP has imploded, it’s fun to watch the confetti fly all over the room. The Kevin McCarthy Piñata Party left bits of candy everywhere and congresskids are scampering all over each other just waiting for an adult to move them on to another sideshow attraction.
I think Louie Gohmert will see this as his big opening. Obviously he knows something that we don’t because he just filed campaign finance reports showing that he’s already accepting donations for the 2041 election. He has plans, my friends.
The hardest part for them is finding a family values Republican who isn’t screwing around. Remember when Newt resigned because … well, because he’s a screwing around professional … and they got Bob Livingston but he had a learner permit to be a screwer arounder. They ended up with Denny Hastert who turned out to be a pervert.
Republicans are still paying for what they did to Bill Clinton and I admit that I find great pleasure in that.
Texas has offered up Jeb Hensarling but Jeb says he wants to spend more time with his family. That’s funny because Jeb lives in a bank vault. Several, in fact. The banking industry locks him up at night so he can’t see what they are doing.
Republicans are having a food fight and nobody wants to clean up the mess they have created. They broke it; they bought it.
Aint this just more fun than recess in heaven?
Just when you thought Kentucky would eventually run out of crazybutt Republicans …
Let’s not stop there.
The drug-testing programs have, in general, been a costly and pointless disaster. But in Kentucky, Republican gubernatorial hopeful Matt Bevin has expressed support for expanding drug testing to include senior citizens on Medicare.
The real kicker: He was speaking at an event co-sponsored by the AARP.
Y’all please forgive me but I am rooting for Kevin McCarthy to be Speaker. Everyday would be like word roulette to have him as Speaker.
You absolutely never know what’s gonna explode from his mouth because he never seems to realize when he’s using his outdoor voice. It seems to me like he’s a guy with a big garden and a dull hoe. He’s gonna just whack away without accomplishing much.
Democrats will probably stick with voting for Pelosi, so with the Freedom Caucus holding out tighter than skin on a catfish there just might be a nasty floor fight. Watching Republicans fight is my favorite pastime, mainly because all that fake Christian stuff goes right out the door.
Hey, at least it ain’t Gohmert.
On edit: Never mind. He dropped out.
Earlier this week, GOP Rep. Walter Jones of North Carolina also spurred gossip when he suggested that any candidate for that party’s leadership who has committed any “misdeeds” since being elected to the House should step down.
Well hell, now they don’t have anybody.