Because This Crap Makes Me Crazy
The Twitter Machine catches this one from Newt Gingrich.
I swear to all that is sparkling, Newt Gingrich is bean dip dumb.
Look, it ain’t brain surgery or even Vatican Ambassadorship smart. Trump is not accused of committing any crimes in West Virginia. If he ever is, there will be a grand jury there.
I got a speeding ticket in Bastrop once and that’s where it went to trial, even though I have far more friends in Del Rio. Whine, whine, whine.
Soon enough, a grand jury may be empaneled in New York for Trump’s financial crimes, where Trump only got 36% of the vote. I’m sure Newt will whine that it should be empaneled in Alabama where Trump got 63% of the vote, except that they couldn’t find 12 people in Alabama who know how a checking account works.
West Virginia? Hell, let’s just move it to Mar-a-Loco so Newt will think it’s fair.
Poor Newtie! He so much wanted to make history but he couldn’t keep his mouth shut. He lost his Speakership and his seat in a matter of days because of that mouth. It ain’t much different now! Frankly, I don’t think West Virginia will consider it a compliment the way he put it.
1Whatever drug keeps this bitter fossilized serial adulterer alive most be stopped immediately. We’d all be better off. Just another expected comment from GOP tool from the bigoted south of Merika.
2Newt these days reminds me of Sarah Palin who desperately needed to keep her name in the news. It’s all he has left.
3Fake Noize asked viewers if they even cared if Drumpf was a criminal. I blush to guess their answer.
4So Gingrich does not believe in our judicial system?
He thinks it is corrupt?
My, my.
Isn’t he saying the reverse is true also?
That trump would get off because of his supporters in WVirginia?
Why isn’t he doing Vatican things with wife #3?
563% W Va voted for trump, blah, blah, blah…
Wait. Newtie wants a grand jury run by people who know exactly what they are doing, but with panel of whom at least 63% are morons, deciding trumpadeedoodah’s fate?
Okay.
6So, I guess the next thing they’ll want is the opportunity to voir dire the jury so they’re sure it’s leaning their way?
Anybody know if that’s considered obstruction of justice? Anybody at all?
7I wanted to put a pox on mutant Newtie, but the virus declined. Poor little things wanted a real, live body to invade and didn’t consider Newt a viable option. Every time I see a comment by a political hack, has been like Newt, I wonder what he had to do or whom he had to bribe to get his comment published. Newt’s place in the ninth circle of hell is assured by his abhorant actions in Congress. Why doesn’t he just go home and tend the poison ivy?
8Newt Gingrich is as relevant today as a Betamax tape player.
9Why are we even paying attention to this sad little man? I just wasted several minutes reading y’all’s snark about him, good snark though it was.
10Trump’s “base” (and they really are base) will believe anything he says so now he’s priming the pump with #Trumpfacts that push the story that the whole investigation is because Democrats won’t admit that he won and they want him out. (I admit that I want him out because he won)
11https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2017/08/07/as-mueller-closes-in-trump-prepares-his-base-for-the-worst/?utm_term=.e5deb136e191
Newtie, Santorum and too many too numerous to name who have either lost or been tossed need to place the customary bags of shame over their heads, slither off in silence to lick their wounds in some undisclosed location far, far from any mics.
Surely Pope Frankie has a suitable dungeon in which he can offer Callista and Newtie housing. C’mon Papal dudes, a little hospitality, please.
12Jane & PKM, yeah, the papal dudes do know of such a place. Its called the catacombs. Downright homey with all those skeletons.
13Maggie, maybe they can get him a job with The Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.
Better known as The Holy Inquisition.
14maggie, Newtie will think he’s in a house of mirrors – “everyone here looks like Callista!”
15Okay… somebody PLEASE explain to the Newtster what a grand jury does… PLEASE!?
And media? STOP putting a microphone in front of his damm fat face! THANK YOU!
(Sorry for shouting, folks.)
16When Newtie faces a charge, he’s going to want a jury of 12 puffy white egotists who divorced their cancer-ridden wives on their deathbeds to run off with their mistresses and who are named after slimy little beasts.
17Jane & PKM, that’s hilarious. And Pancho, that’s pretty darn good too.
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