August 04, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Hey, Rick.
Sorry. Oops.
1No cable TV, so I have to read about it. It’s a relief.
2How pathetic is it to struggle for tenth place in a field where only the top two or three will make it to the final round?
Yeah, that’s pathetic.
3Sanitorium is reshuffling his deck chairs because his candidacy is already sinking. He can only hope to hit an iceberg and collect insurance monies,because no one wants to fund him.
Rumour has it the J-V debate folks can use crayons to illustrate they can stay between the lines.
4New Hampshire had a Clown Parade last night and Rachel covered it. Lots & lots of empty seats in the auditorium. Bernie would have packed the place. So would have Hillary. It does not bode well for the Republican Party in 2016, unless they have all the voting machines rigged.
5As for the Faux Nooz Republican “debate”: I will not waste my time watching it because I have much better things to do with my time. Like clean the litter box.
I’m guessing they had to jettison someone in order to let the governor of Ohio in. It wouldn’t look good for Kasich OR FOX if he were sitting home in his underwear watching the show that’s being taped in Cleveland.
So Perry was the one who was chosen to fall on his sword? Awww, couldn’t happen to a more deserving chump. Maybe Ailes decided it would also look kinda bad for a guy who has a felony indictment pending to be onstage?
Roger Ailes planning ahead. Who woulda thunk?
OK, maybe I’m overthinking this whole thing. Ailes certainly doesn’t do anything so revolutionary as THINK, after all.
6W. C. (Pete) Peterson, Rachel’s show was considerably more entertaining than the NH Limited Klown Parade. pRick faking humble human was the ‘highlight’ and a gift from the moderator. Oops, indeed. Loved the NH couple who punked Snot Wanker at a local eatery. They had a sign supporting Wanker, until he was framed in a photo op with them. Then they flipped the sign to the reverse side showing a $$$million dollar check from the Koch brothers.
Bush the puffier and in contention as the dumbest Bush ever had a Marco Rubio moment. While he didn’t grab the nearest fire hose and ingest, he sure developed a bad case of cotton mouth addressing his Pappy/Bro luggage.
Frontrunner of the night? Potentially Gov. John Kasich who emerged the event having not stuffed both Klown shoes in his mouth. Ohioans, please speak up and remind us why JK is only slightly less insane than the rest of the Klown Kar.
7Two crows, I was also wondering if lightening had struck Fox Noose and left some grey cells behind! Now just watch for pRick’s press release on this rejection! Wahhhh! Sob! Whine! Poor little me!
8A friend who shuns labels but has voted Republican mostly loves John K of Ohio. Warning bells went off immediately–so I have been watching him..he’s gonna be the one, I think–it may be a Walker, JEB, Kasich, debate with Trump blowing/braying along side, and he’s ashole enough to run 3rd party–but if it’s the stealth bomber thing that often happens, I think we should watch out for Governor John.
9I’m torn between watching the clown parade, and not watching because I don’t want to hack up that many hairballs in one evening. I’m sure the highlights will be in the news, on YouTube, and right here.
10Could His Ickiness remember 3 of his opponents?
11I can hardly wait for the debates…….it should be the best political TV in ages. Heh heh.
1217 candidates and almost 1/4 of R’s think Trump is the best. Nuff said.
13Oh blech. Trump. I just read that the rich guys love Cruz and Jeb.
14but he did make the felony cut.
15JJ, you just happened to include that big headline about Ken Paxton purely by accident, right? There was no gloating involved at all, I’m sure.
16Sure glad the debate is Thursday night. If it were tonight it might have bumped “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?”.
17The JV debate may turn out better than the big show. The JV team may actually talk issues while the big boys degrade into name calling with Trump throwing insults and the other nine dumping on Trump. It could be a circus
18To Charley – –
Yeah. It’s really baffling to me as to why these folks are trying SO hard to get onto that stage. The kids’ table is where it’s going to be at, come Thursday night.
But nooooo–
There’s the chainsaw massacre, the cell phone/blender thingy, and cooking bacon on a [semi] automatic weapon all to try to get up there so they can be insulted by a real estate mogul and loudmouth. And that other loudmouth – – Christie – – should be in fine form, as well [is he likely to make the cut? I can’t keep track any more.] Popping the corn as I type this.
And these guys are supposed to be the brains of the GOP? Really?
19OK. So this is a Fox thingy right? So on Thursday night it will be four or five hours of RWNJ’s trying to out stupid each other. And this different from any other night on Fox because why?
20So what should be the rules for our drinking game?
I propose one: down a few shots before the thing even starts.
21I am enjoying the visual of the JV’s coloring pictures of themselves with their crayons, tongues hanging out. Thanks, epo.
22And yellowdoggranny hit my funny bone with “the felony cut” crack.
I only hope the Repuglican “debase” provides as much laughter.