And the Floodgates Open
A second porn star has corroborated the story about the first porn star. No one is surprised, and I believe this is just the beginning.
You knew it would happen.
January 13, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Trump
A second porn star has corroborated the story about the first porn star. No one is surprised, and I believe this is just the beginning.
You knew it would happen.
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Yeah, we all knew it would happen, and we also know it won’t matter to his base–or to Congressional Repugnuts. Oh, maybe Paulie Ruined might say that it’s unfortunate–again. Guess we’ll have to wait til he really does shoot someone on Fifth Avenue to see whether that moves the needle. I’m guessing it won’t.
1As cartoonist Clay Jones has said, only this president could have an affair with a porn star and pay her hush money, and it’s hardly a story because of all the other crap he’s been spewing. Mama, don’t look at the URL.
https://claytoonz.com/2018/01/13/stormy-shithole/
FYI, I want to clarify something. My initial response here to Donnie’s “s***hole countries” remark was based on an incomplete quotation. I thought he was referring to immigration in general. Had I known that he had specified countries and regions to which he applied that charming epithet, with his freakishly small thumb jamming down on the big Racist button, I would have flung epithets myself and reacted otherwise than I did. My apologies.
Further FYI: If you haven’t yet seen the movie “The Post,” about the decision by Katherine Graham to publish the Pentagon Papers in the Washington Post, go see it. Clap and cheer.
2Donnie J. chasing a porn star in his tidy whities? The image conjures up less that of Tom Cruise in Risky Business playing air guitar, and more, much more, The Blob oozing across the landscape, peeling sheets and towels off a clothesline.
3I can almost hear it: CIC Underpants telling the star, “It ‘s very bigly! Yuge!” as he’s chasing her around the hotel room.
As I said, the lady got cheated. She should have demanded a million to hush up.
4Rick, RE: The Blob (1958),
5We need another Steve McQueen and a bighuge icebox to put the xxxl-size Orange Prophylactic into (tightie whities or not).
Just imagine the 24/7 hysterical caterwauling and screeching from every media orifice in the land if news like this broke concerning Obama, Biden, Clinton, Gore, or Carter; or even a hint of it.
My God, Michelle Obama wore a dress with high sleeves and the RW nutters went stark raving batchit crazee for weeks.
It’s no effen wonder the rest of the world (nervously) laughs at the (#1#1#1) US of Asinine.
But IOKIYAFR.
Let’s not let them divert the buzz onto this minor porngate deal, stay on the heavy stuff from the last week, and the week before, the week before, and….
6maybe, just maybe, Mueller is going to slap a tiny hog ring on Long Don Dong soon.
If this were a normal — but what am I saying? This is incontrovertibly NOT a normal person — but if it were (just sayin’) normal, something like this would become a defining scandal (one of several dozens, but still a defining scandal).
As it is, I have no doubt that the members of the cult will point to these events as evidence that their dearest leader is a “real” man because even porn stars want to have his baby.
7Lordy! Just read where that overworked lawyer has to do the same no squeal deal with a total of 100 women, porn stars or not! Some questions: where the bleep did this balloon of a man get the energy or the time to put the rush on 100 women? Or was it 100 women locked up in a room with him and it was a smack and grab? I am soon to be 78 and just when I think I have seen and heard it all in over three quarters of a century – aw nuts . . .
8And thus was the last controverted section of the Dossier proven true as well.
9It’s amazing where your column sometimes leads your readers, JJ. I, being the curious person I am, started reading the biographies on these porn stars and just kept finding one more, up to and including Octomom. Their stories are very interesting. In their non-professional lives, they are pretty much just regular people trying to get along. I never get too worked up about what people need to do, or think they do, to survive…except maybe getting involved with Trump. That’s pretty icky.
10Just spent part of my Sunday morning listening to somebody on the electric t.v. claim that there really is no way to get rid of Trump, even if the House and Senate go totally Democrat in 2018. Wrong! His base is falling apart. His poll numbers keep sliding down. Mueller the perfectionist will have all the dragons in a row and make sure they are hungry. Stay tuned, kiddos! This circus has more than three rings!
11maggie, before we give Dotard45 credit for stamina he doesn’t possess, consider the number of years he’s been a misogynistic grabber and general all around pig. 100 in 10 or more years makes him what he is with nothing special about him.
12Don’t run girls, just laugh. Point at the empty tighty whiteys and laugh.
13I don’t care who he screws as long as it isn’t the country.
14To
Sam in St Paul
Too late.
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