A Female Doofus Would Be Doofette?

September 30, 2010 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized


“Okay, so Linda McMahon is a millionaire.  She’s running for senate in Connecticut.  Republican,” Juanita sets the stage.

“Today, she announces that we probably need to revisit the minimum wage,” Juanita rolls her eyes and and nods, which is something most people can’t do at the same time.

“We’ve got minimum wages in the states, we’ve got the minimum wages in the government and I think we ought to look at all of those issues in terms of what mandates are being placed on businesses and can they afford them,” said McMahon, when asked by a reporter if the current minimum wage rate should scaled back to help employers.

When asked if she knew the current rate, McMahon, the former CEO of Stamford-based World Wrestling Entertainment, said she did not remember and would have to double-check. Connecticut’s minimum wage is $8.25 an hour, while the federal wage is $7.25 an hour. When pressed about her opinion of the state’s rate, McMahon said she would not comment further on it.

“Okay, so she has no idea what her housekeeper makes and probably thinks it’s about $3.00 an hour, which is way too much to be paying a human being who’s not … well, a senate candidate an d a millionaire.

“Not only does she not know nothing, she doesn’t even suspect much,” Juanita advises.

“She used to be head of the World Wrestling Federation.  They slammed that bimbo’s head on the mat a few too many times.”

“Hell, let’s just bring back slavery and make ALL the damn Republicans happy.”

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