Okay, okay, okay, dammit. I’m up. I’m up. Quit bellerin’ at me.
I truly am typing in my jammies this morning. I did not have a drop to drink last night, and Lord knows I won’t until in January when Chief Deputy Prissypants leaves office, but I still feel hungover.
There was great news (see below), pretty good news, semi-good news and awful news. As someone wise texted to me last night when mixed news came in, “Every election is a combination of schadenfreude and heartache. Except 2000. That one just flat out sucked.”
When I get my head on straight, I will tell you the awful news that Judge Steven Kirkland, maybe the best judge in Harris County, got beat by a crazy incompetent woman funded by a rich Republican lawyer intent on screwing the system. And then there’s the good news that Lane Lewis beat the shameless lady.
I will tell you about the absolutely worst candidate I have ever dealt with in my entire life, and he claims to be a Democrat. Personally, I think he’s just a giant wad of ego on a stick dipped in sprinkles and then fried, but he says he’s not. However, I have no proof of that, just his word. In the Democratic primary for Congressional District 22, K P George lost to the woman who wants to impeach President Obama. Yes, I said the Democratic primary, where President Obama got 95% of the vote, this guy loses to a woman who wants to impeach Obama. Not in my county, mind you, because I don’t let things like that happen, but K P George went to the other counties in the district and personally nullified all our hard work. It’s a story of ego gone wild.
I was happy to see that some of my other buddies won, too.
I’m gonna take a long shower, brush my hair, maybe, just maybe, get dressed, and come back and write about other things going on in the world.