Archive for May, 2011

If You Play the “Role” of a Prostitute Twice, Is It Typecasting?

May 28, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized


Most of y’all know Hannah Giles of James O’Keefe / Hannah Giles Prostitute and Pimp at ACORN Fame.  And,  if you’ve been hanging around the beauty salon for a while, you know there is a Fort Bend County connection.

Hannah’s Grandmother is a doozy of a Super DeLux Brand Christian right here in my county.  Even our Congressvarmint, Pete Olson, got Hannah Congressional recognition for playing a hooker, which is kinda cool since it takes one to know one.

Well, then Hannah went into her second career playing a prostitute.  She sent out pink fundraising letters because she was the victim of the evil Obama people.  The nasty ole people at ACORN,  the ones she illegally taped, lied about, and tried to destroy, are fighting back against Little Miss Pink Innocence.

And, by gawd, they are winning.

As to Giles, the court rejected her argument that she can’t be liable because she wasn’t the one physically recording the conversation. “Penal Code § 31 [the aiding and abetting statute –EV] is applicable to § 632 which allows for Giles to be viewed as a principal [and thus potentially liable –EV] whether or not she actually physically recorded the confidential conversation.

So, she’s claiming that she was just an innocent bystander?  Dressed like a hooker?  I know, that happens to me all the time.  I’m just standing around dressed like a hooker and some dang fool next to me starts breaking the law.  If I had a nickle for every time that happened, I’d …. okay, okay, I wouldn’t even have a nickle.

I do not know what Hannah bought with the money people sent to pay for lawyers, because it obviously wasn’t lawyers.

Thanks to Deb and Kyle for the heads-up.

The Sugar Land Klan – It’s Alive!

May 28, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized


The modern Sugar Land, Texas,  Ku Klux Klan, which is alive and kicking, is so busy that they’re burning rocket fuel.

I’d hate to be the preacher who has to think of something nice to say about them when they die.

They don’t wear pillowcases and sheets now days.  Instead, they do their high-tech lynching by mailing  anonymous assassination pieces that are completely illegal, immoral, and totally devoid of facts.  Of course, it’s illegal.  It’s also poopie del pollo.  And, Honey, you can paint that on the barn with waterproof paint and sign my name and address to it.

Farha Ahmed

A female attorney named Farha Ahmed is in a run-off for a seat on Sugar Land City Council.  Farha, who is smart, involved in her community, and drop dead gorgeous, is a Muslim.   Oh.  Dear.  God.

They have attacked her like a conventioneer at a free buffet.  They have called her an Al Qaeda sympathizer and have put her life in danger with lies, innuendo, and hate.  It’s lies, lies, lies.

First it was an anonymous website.  I never believe a damn word I read at an anonymous website.  If it’s the truth, you ought to be proud to hold it up over your head and grin.

Then came the  hate mailer.  (This is a PDF document.)  You cannot spend more than $500 on political material without reporting it to the Texas Ethics Commission.  The “disclaimer” on this is “A political ad paid for by a concerned citizen of Sugar Land District 4.”

First off, I went to the Texas Ethics Commission and there is no reporting by that name.  Shocked, aren’t ya?

Second off, I have no idea what the hell place this person is a “citizen” of, but I betcha they have stalags there.

Farha has voted in every Republican primary since 2002 (I hope this has opened her eyes to never do that again) but the Chairman of the Fort Bend County Republican Party has been shamefully silent about denouncing this kind of politics.  Of course, I can kinda understand this since praising Jesus loudly on the street corners and waving your Bible in everybody’s nose is pretty much a full time job.  Plus, planning Loonyapoolza Paranoid Fest keeps him pretty busy, too.

They’ve moved from being goofy to being dangerous.  I ain’t got nothing better to do with my time so I’m gonna try to see if they’ve violated any US Mail regulations.  I’d love to get the Feds to track them down and pull off their hoods.

What Is This? Goofy Fluffy White Boy Day in Texas?

May 27, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized


To be honest, this amuses me to the extent that it literally improves my spiritual net worth.

Rick Perry is running for President.

Yeah, right.  Sure, he’ll be President and I’ll be the Queen of Ohio.  If I lived in Ohio.  And could get elected Queen.

I still contend he’s running for Vice President because I don’t think the American people will elect another dumbguy from Texas who’s best at standing around grinning from his butt to his eyebrows.  No, seriously, that’s the only thing Rick Perry does well.

Look, I just want to warn you folks from foreign states that Rick Perry will absolutely not live in the White House if elected.  It won’t be nice enough for him.  So, he’ll spend his entire term living somewhere more befitting his fancy pants lifestyle and taste – like maybe Trump Tower.

On the upside, there’s nothing more likely to focus on kinky behavior and bad guy cahooting than a national race.  Rick Perry has more baggage than the Greyhound Bus Terminal.

Oh, and by the way, a thanks to Ralph for the heads-up on a great running mate for Perry.  I think maybe we should do the Republican primary in gladiator style.  Put them all in a ring and let them beat each other upside the head with their Bibles until there’s just one standing.  That there would be your winner.

Remember Dan “Praise The Lord” Patrick?

May 27, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized


Well, the dude is running for the United States Senate.

According to the Quorum Report, Dan Patrick has formed an “exploratory committee” (perhaps involving exploring women’s vaginas, I dunno.) to run for the United States of American Senate.

Dan Patrick

If you’ve forgotten who Dan is, here’s a tidy little reminder.

Last I heard on late night kook talk radio, Dan was in a slapping match with Lt. Governor David Dewhurst.  No, I am serious.  They were the subject of the night on kook radio.

Protest Over TSA

First hour guest, radio host Alex Jones talked about his protest over the Texas Legislature shelving the so-called TSA “groping” bill (halting invasive security pat-downs). Though the bill had passed in the House, the Dept. of Justice had sent a threatening letter that they would shut down Texas airports if the law was enacted, he explained. Jones contended that this action was a step toward martial law, and that the invasive pat-downs are setting the stage for forced inoculations. More here.

Go ahead and click the more here button and welcome yourself to Tin Foil Hat Land, staring Dan Patrick!  And don’t forget to read the comments afterward.

David Dewhurst

Juanita grins and says, “Okay, you may be having an interesting Republican primary senate race in your state, but I’ll betcha we’re the only state whose Republican primary is being played out on late night talk radio by people who think Klaus Barbie, the Bilderbergs, the New World Order, the Masons, and  the Illuminati are taking over Texas by using fluoride, psychic power, zombies, and the coming Obama prison camps.  Yeah, buddy, this one will entertain us.”

I would also like to note that I am probably the only unlicensed blogger in Texas who will bring you this powerful, vital, and earth-shaking information because I will go to the ends of the earth, even braving 3:00 am radio, to bring you the best information possible.  That’s just the kind of investigative reporter I am.

No, seriously, it was on kook talk radio last night.

Friday Toon

May 27, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Senfronia Thompson is Amazing

May 26, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized


You’ve heard me many times say that my friend Democratic State Representative Senfronia Thompson is simply the best.  She’s smart.  She’s funny.  She’s comforting and she’s tough.

And, today, she threatened to bloody a nose or two and shamed the men of the Texas Legislature into hanging their heads.  It seems that a right wing insurance lobby used a picture demeaning women on a flier.  Senfronia rose to speak.

This is long, but it will comfort your soul to know  that women like State Representative Senfronia Thompson are fighting for your daughter.  Stay with it at least until she finally lets them have it.

You can read the whole story here at the Texas Tribune.

“Men if you don’t stand up for us today, don’t you walk in this chamber tomorrow,” Thompson said.  Amazing.

I will tell you a true story.  I have a necklace that Senfronia admires every time I wear it.  I love that necklace and have looked hard to find another one just like it to give to Senfronia.  It is by no means an expensive necklace but it’s one that looks good with almost every outfit I have, so although I know I should give it to her because she likes it so much, I haven’t.  I tease her that I might like her a lot, but I love that necklace.   As soon as I can legally give it to her and not violate Texas election laws, I will.  By gawd, she’s earned it.

By the way, Senfronia made one of the most powerful speeches ever given on the House floor.  She talked about gay rights as human rights.  Read it here.

You’re in love, aren’t you?