Hello Pot, Meet Kettle.

May 24, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

I gotta tell you something.  Republicans are smoking way too much weed.  I have proof.

Newt Gingrich is calling Mitt Romney incompetent.  Yeah.

Newt says that Romney’s attempt to derail Trump was “pathetic” and “not particularly effective.”

newthey“It’s pathetic… I don’t know what happened to Mitt, but it is weird; it is bizarre,” Mr. Gingrich said in an interview with reporters and editors of The Wall Street Journal, commenting on the 2012 presidential nominee’s attacks on Mr. Trump. “Having a guy like that go berserk in public makes you wonder what his problems are.”

As I recall, Gingrich was one of the original candidates in 2012 and was also the first or second to drop out.  That was pathetic – joyful for me – but pathetic nonetheless.

Gingrich wants to be Trump’s vice presidential candidate.  That means they will have 7 wives between them, which is kinda amazing since they are running in the Jesus First political party.

Admit it, you’re enjoying watching these grown men line up to kiss The Donald’s butt.

I do.  Boy howdy, I do.

 

 

There Be Fire

May 23, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Here, my friends, is a screen shot from our local FOX News station.

 

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I think they are trying to say, “There be fire on the sun.”  Which is a slight improvement over, “There be dragons.”

Never change, Fox.

What The Fool Tarnation?

May 23, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Defense lawyers looked into the case of Tim Foster, an African-American, is on death row in Georgia for the 1987 murder of an elderly white woman.  Foster was convicted by an all-white jury.  Recently, they found notes made by the prosecutors proving that black people were stuck from the jury for being black.

That’s illegal.

UnknownThe Supremes heard the case and agreed 7 – 1 that Foster was denied his constitutional rights because a jury of his peers was made impossible by the prosecutors’ illegal actions.

The one dissenting vote?  Clarence Damn Thomas.

I shall be solely disappointed if Thurgood Marshall doesn’t beat the crap outta that guy when he gets to great beyond.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.

This Ain’t Funny

May 23, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

You know how Republicans are all up in arms about transgender bathrooms?  You know how they say that they don’t want their children to use the same bathroom as transgender people?

Screw that.  I do not want children using the same bathroom as Republicans.

The former chairman of the Cobb County Republican Party was arrested Friday morning and charged with child molestation, according to police.

Joseph Russell Dendy, 71, was arrested at his West Cobb home and charged with aggravated child molestation and child molestation, both felonies.

This disgusting  slug left a trail of slime across the country.

Later Friday, an additional charge was added: fugitive. Dendy is also wanted by the Washtenaw County Sheriff’s Office in Michigan, as well as the Laurens Police Department in South Carolina on additional sexual abuse allegations, Sgt. Dana Pierce with Cobb police said late Friday.

These people are sick, y’all.  That’s how they come up with all this crazy stuff they claim everyone else is doing.  It’s because they are doing it.

Thanks to Elizabeth for the heads up.

They Never Claimed That Grammar Is Their Strong Point

May 22, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

In writing their state platform, truly a work of mental derangement, Texas Republicans got all carried away hating on homosexuals.  To see it for yourself, click here and go to #85.

 

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So, what this says is that the majority of Texans are homosexuals.

I don’t think that’s what they meant.  But, you know, I could be wrong.

Thanks to Paul for the heads up.

Just In Case You Weren’t Worried About Transgendered Bathrooms, We Now Have This

May 22, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay, I’m just going to quote it because you won’t believe me if I tell you.

Where do candidates for the Kansas Legislature stand on human-animal hybrids?

That’s something that Kansans For Life, the state’s leading anti-abortion group, wants to know.

A questionnaire that KFL’s political action committee sent out to legislative candidates this month asks candidates whether they oppose human cloning and the creation of human-animal hybrids …

And what is your stance on zombies?  Loch Ness monster?  How about that thing where you put your hand in the blender and then turn it on?  Do you favor that or not?

 

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Because you never know what the liberals are going to do next.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.