YeeHaw Kentucky!

October 08, 2015

Just when you thought Kentucky would eventually run out of crazybutt Republicans …

UnknownYou know how some damn fools want to drug test anyone who gets public assistance?

Let’s not stop there.

The drug-testing programs have, in general, been a costly and pointless disaster. But in Kentucky, Republican gubernatorial hopeful Matt Bevin has expressed support for expanding drug testing to include senior citizens on Medicare.

The real kicker:  He was speaking at an event co-sponsored by the AARP.


Please Forgive Me – Edited: Never Mind

October 08, 2015

Y’all please forgive me but I am rooting for Kevin McCarthy to be Speaker. Everyday would be like word roulette to have him as Speaker.

M001165You absolutely never know what’s gonna explode from his mouth because he never seems to realize when he’s using his outdoor voice.  It seems to me like he’s a guy with a big garden and a dull hoe.  He’s gonna just whack away without accomplishing much.

Democrats will probably stick with voting for Pelosi, so with the Freedom Caucus holding out tighter than skin on a catfish there just might be a nasty floor fight.  Watching Republicans fight is my favorite pastime, mainly because all that fake Christian stuff goes right out the door.

Hey, at least it ain’t Gohmert.

On edit:  Never mind.  He dropped out.

Earlier this week, GOP Rep. Walter Jones of North Carolina also spurred gossip when he suggested that any candidate for that party’s leadership who has committed any “misdeeds” since being elected to the House should step down.

Well hell, now they don’t have anybody.


Well, Thank You, Rupert. We’ll Let Some Black People Know.

October 08, 2015

For folks not on Twitter, Rupert Murdock just proved that he is too damn old and too damn hateful to have a computer.

Get this.

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Ben Carson is a REAL black man?  As opposed to …. an unreal one?

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Murdoch finally apologized, saying he found “both men very charming.”  Yeah, but did you find them both black?


What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

October 07, 2015

Welcome to NRA America.

According to The Detroit News, the 47-year-old woman was watching from the store’s parking lot on Tuesday as a loss prevention officer appeared to be trying to stop a shoplifter. When the suspects tried to flee in a dark SUV, the woman pulled out her concealed 9mm handgun and began shooting.

Holy crap.  The loss prevention officer doesn’t even have a damn handgun.

Hey, Annie Oakley, there’s a reason police don’t fire guns in a parking lot. You are damn lucky another ammosexual wasn’t in the parking thinking you were a damn mass murderer shooting a damn gun in a damn parking lot.

Thanks to Alan for the heads up.


Y’all, Brain Surgery Must Not Be All That Hard

October 07, 2015

Ben Carson. Sometimes you gotta wonder if this guy’s brain has been introduced to his mouth.

When Carson attacked the President for being political by going to Oregon.  It goes downhill from there.

images“But, Dr. Carson, would you go?” host Brian Kilmeade wondered. “If the people of the community say don’t go, would you still go if you were president on Friday?”

“Probably not,” Carson replied. “I mean, I would probably have so many things on my agenda that I would go to the next one.”

The next one? Would you like to give us a heads up on when that will be?  I mean, if you’re arranging your agenda we’d like to know what date you’re holding for “the next one.”

Well, he slept on it and has decided to take a new tactic.  He’s calling the victims cowards.

Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson said Tuesday that he would have attacked the gunman who killed nine people at an Oregon community college last week.

“I would not just stand there and let him shoot me,” Carson told “Fox and Friends”.

You enormous jackass.  Someone did that. He got shot 7 times.  Tell me something, how about those schoolchildren at Sandy Hook.  Should they have attacked the shooter?

Carson is a jerk, a nincompoop, and a damn son of a mother goat.


I Can’t. I Just Can’t.

October 07, 2015

Since this is, indeed, a beauty salon, I would encourage you to read this.  It is laugh out loud funny, and you will never look at candidate hair the same way again. I dare you to read it and not laugh out loud.

Thanks to Pia for the heads up.