Oh No. Oh Hell No.

October 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

What the hell, y’all?

The FBI will re-open its investigation into Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server, bureau director James Comey said in a letter to the Senate Judiciary Committee on Friday.

“In connection with an unrelated case, the FBI has learned of the existence of emails that appear to be pertinent to the investigation … I agreed that the FBI should take appropriate investigative steps designed to allow investigators to review these emails to determine whether they contain classified information, as well as to assess their importance to our investigation,” he wrote.

Well ain’t that a fancy October surprise?

I’m swamped today working with candidates so y’all keep me up to date, okay?


Friday Toons

October 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press

Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press













Local Stuff of National Interest

October 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Katy, Texas, is a suburb of Houston and also does a little squatting in my county of Fort Bend.

Those people are nuts.  Seriously. That’s where that guy had the gun store that displayed anti-Obama crapola on his sign out front. They’re crazy.

I have proof of that.  They are a fast growing district with severe overcrowding problems but they have a new $72 million dollar football stadium.  In all honesty, it didn’t start that big, $58 million, but along the way they quietly added $12 million here, another $3 million there, another million to correct mistakes, and Lord only knows what the hell else.  It will be the most expensive high school football stadium in America.



And nobody seems to know how it happened.

There’s a new superintendent but the same school board (except for one new member).  Mostly, there’s no money for the 12 schools they need almost immediately.

Katy will go strongly Republican.  I just thought you’d like to know that.


And Then There Were 8

October 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

TedCruz_nitwit_2Ted Cruz has himself a silver dollar idea that we can just wait for the Supreme Court to all die off and then be done with them.

In a vintage return to his confrontational style, Sen. Ted Cruz indicated that Republicans could seek to block a Democratic president from filling the vacant Supreme Court seat indefinitely.

Indefinitely is a real long time.  That’s a week longer than forever, I think.

Luckily, I don’t suspect Cruz will survive a primary opponent.  He’s managed to hack off both sides of the Texas GOP.  So, let’s just not fill his seat.


Speaking of Gross Guys

October 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Add another name to the list of people that Clarence Thomas’ wife, Ginnie, calls at 7:30 on a Saturday morning asking for an apology.

An Alaska lawyer says that Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas groped her at a 1999 dinner party, according to a report.

“He groped me while I was setting the table, suggesting I should sit ‘right next to him,’” said Moira Smith, who was 23 at the time and is now a vice president and counsel at Enstar Natural Gas Co.

This would have happened while Thomas was on the court.

I’ve always thought Thomas is creepy.  Still do.

Thanks to Barbie for the heads up.

No Way!

October 27, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

The Atlantic has a gotcha! story about the city of Brotherly Love.  A block walker for Clinton discovers —

A few houses down, a middle-aged black woman with carefully penciled-in eyebrows and curly, graying hair answered the door. She looked at the Clinton flier and frowned. “I’m sorry, I’m voting for Trump,” she said, handing the flier back to Lewis.

Then she doubled over with laughter. “I lied! Gotcha!” She wiped her eyes, and leaned against the door frame. “No way in hell.”

Look, I have no problem with keeping Democrats scared to death that Trump might win, but the race is not tightening.  But, please keep that a secret.