Tops In Goofy

July 26, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay, do you remember the Freedom Kids who sang at one of the first Trump Rally?

 

Yeah, you could not forget that even if you tried like hell.

They were perfectly awful.

Awful appears to be the Donald Trump campaign slogan because he exploited them worse than their own parents did.

Jeff Popick, the creator behind the patriotic trio and father of the youngest member in the group, says he plans to sue Trump, alleging his campaign violated several verbal agreements and subsequently stiffed the group of proper monetary compensation.

Yeah, Trump did not pay them.

Girls!  Vote Democratic!

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.

 

Mike Pence Makes My Head Hurt

July 26, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

The Houston Chronicle (of all places!) has a kinda cool thing this morning called, “The Most Outrageous Things Mike Pence Has Said …”

There’s 15 of them and I’m sure you’ll find a favorite.  Mine?  Thank you for asking.

“Republicans, from George Washington to George W. Bush just have better ideas.”

Yes, like the idea that George Washington was a Republican or that George Bush ever had a good idea.

And, since I haven’t found an excuse to use this picture I’m just gonna leave it right here.

 

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Yes, I can make him laugh.

Yes, he is tall enough to go quail hunting with a net.

Yes, Bubba told me to wipe the drool off my chin and that I was embarrassing myself.

 

Michelle!

July 26, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Oh y’all, Michelle Obama is the cream on the peaches.  Her speech was such a wonder (sweet and tart) last night that I can hardly wait to hear Melania repeat it.

I’ll up our starting line up against their starting line up any day of the week and give them North Dakota’s electoral votes head start.

 

Republican Hispanic Outreach

July 25, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay, so here’s how we know that the last Hispanic Republican event wasn’t a crowd pleaser.

 

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First off, the people holding the signs aren’t Hispanics.  We know this because Hispanics can read Spanish.  They know that this ain’t a thing – Hispanics Para Trump.

Hispanics is an English word.  The proper Spanish word is Hispanos.

Even better, para means “for” but not that kind of for.  Para is used when you’re giving a gift or showing the use of something — example: You use scissors for cutting paper.

The correct term would be “por”.  Hispanics por Trump.  The only word they got right was Trump.  But, ya know, one out of three ain’t bad.

Then a CNN commentator and one of Trump’s people went all I’m So Damn Smart on Tim Kaine.

images“What Mr. Trump did, he spoke in a language all Americans can understand ― that is English,” Hughes told CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer while praising the Republican presidential nominee.

“I didn’t have to get a translator for anything that was going on at the [Republican National Convention] this week,” she continued.

“I’m hoping I’m not going to have to start brushing up on my ‘Dora the Explorer’ to understand some of the speeches given this week,” she added, referencing the children’s cartoon that stars a child who can speak English and Spanish.

She later apologized on Twitter.  Too little, too late.

 

 

See, Here’s The Deal – I Am Mad Dog Pissed Off

July 25, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Who the hell does Debbie Wasserman Schultz think she is and why can’t I be who she thinks she is because that person can walk on damn water.

So DWS messed up big time.  In all honesty, she has been messing up little and medium time since the day she became head of the DNC in 2011.  The leaked emails made me so hot that Verdelia was scared that my sweat was gonna make me short-out.

She agreed to step down but she refuses to leave until after the convention.  Next thing I know Hillary hires her for the campaign.  What the dickens is that about?  She she going to be the net Secretary f State or something?

I wanna tell you something.  She has a primary opponent.  The Florida primary election is August 20th and she has a problem with her opponent – she won’t debate him.

 

His name is Tim Canova and he deserves a look.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.

White House Gift Shop

July 25, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Apparently Ivanka Trump is running for CEO of The White House Fashion Fashion Boutique.

 

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Yeah, it’s at Macy’s for $138. and I’d be willing to bet that it’s made in China.