Dumb. Dumb With a Cherry on Top.

August 30, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

The Leader of the Republican Party has a campaign manager named Kellyanne Conway.  I made a sign for her.



Okay, so it comes about that Kellyanne thinks that the reason women get raped is that we are not as strong as men.

Donald Trump’s new campaign manager said “rape would not exist” if women and men had equal physical capabilities.

“If we were physiologically — not mentally, emotionally, professionally — equal to men, if we were physiologically as strong as men, rape would not exist,” Conway said. “You would be able to defend yourself and fight him off.”

And if I was big enough, I could stop bullets and knives with my bare hands.

Do not dumb here, girl.

Thank to Bryan for the heads up.


August 30, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Here ya go.


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And the rest of them wish they’d chosen another political party.

Does anybody have any bets how long it’s going to take the Republican Party to shake the Trump image?  And one more thing before I forget.  Is there anything in this world more damn pathetic than Mike Pense.  Hell, y’all, I almost feel sorry for him.  Almost.

Thanks to HeyZeus for the heads up.

I Know the Damn Funniest People

August 30, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Customer Brad Helms sent me this and he made it up hisownself.  I admit I had to read it twice and then think about it a minute to “get it.”  Once I did, I snorted.

Paul Ryan to announce new group–
Speaker Paul Ryan(R) announce a new group for those appalled at Trump’s divisive rhetoric and embrace of the Alt-Right.

” We’ll be calling it ” A Ryan Brotherhood”, for all those mainstream Republicans who continue to insist they are not racist” a Ryan staffer reported.

Thank you Brad.

Y’all, Newt.

August 30, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay, so remember when Newt Gingrich, who claimed to be able to cure all the economic woes of America, ran for president in 2012?

newtheyAnd he overspent his campaign account by $4.6 million?  You know, because he’s a economic genius.

So then he tried to stiff the people he owed money to.  Newt offered a Debt Settlement Plan (DSP) to the Federal Elections Commission (FEC) to put this matter behind him.

Newt’s offer was :  I pay diddle squat and all the people I owe money can either (1) cry me a river, or (2) go straight to hell.

Well, I’ll be damned, the FEC said, “Nope, you dope.”


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Click here to read it in a nice, big PDF.  You’ll be glad you did because lookie who can cry a river now.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Oh, Sweet Lady Karma Kicked Mike Huckabee’s Butt

August 30, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Remember that whole Kim Davis mess where Huckabee grabbed the stage and pranced around so damn excited because he thought he won another war to hurt people in Jesus’ name?

Remember how he had them play Eye of the Tiger like he’s Rocky?

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Well, now he’s deeply in debt Rocky.

He was sued by the guy who wrote that music.  Huckabee argued in court that it was a religious assembly so he didn’t have to have permission to use it.

Huuummmmmm…. That flew like a 50 pound turkey. Wanna know why?  Because Huckabee’s political campaign for president paid for the event.

So Huckabee got stuck with a $25,000 copyright infringement.  He paid $12,500 of it in May.

Since Huckabee’s campaign was perpetually broke, the 2016 washout petitioned the FEC to allow him to set up a special legal defense fund, but the FEC told him to bootstrap it up and pay the money himself.

Thank you, Madam Karma.  You done good, girl.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Twinkle Toes

August 29, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Too late at night to think of anything to say except…. OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RICK PERRY IS GOING TO DANCE WITH THE STARS!

My life cannot improve.