Happy Fourth

July 04, 2015



We’ll be watching the ballgame and then taking barbeque to Momma.

Stay safe and meet me back here tomorrow.

Friday Toons

July 03, 2015











Clay Bennett editorial cartoon









Oh, Y’all. I Can’t Stand It. I Have Overdosed on Drama.

July 02, 2015

Y’all remember Cecil Bell.

Screen-Shot-2015-01-11-at-11.43.06-AMCecil is a high school graduate who thinks arithmetic is for sissies.  He’s a Republican State Representative and he’s nuts.

Cecil has a big announcement coming next week.  He’s been hinting that he’s going to run for speaker of the Texas house.

I’ll be damned.  Look here what he says.

Bell spent Thursday morning promoting a Monday announcement for a “PACT for Constitutional Restoration of State Sovereignty.”

He said because of recent US Supreme Court decisions, including the one regarding same-sex marriage, he will unveil a “plan of action to restore the constitutional sovereignty of our states and of our people.”

The boy’s talking about secession.  Seriously.  And the best part?

“Everyone that I have talked to contends that they are very frustrated and don’t know what to do,” Bell said. “I find on this subject that we are largely devoid of leadership.”

Well, yeah, the pro-ebola subject is also devoid of leadership and, like secession, it does not need none at all.  And Cecil, the only people who will talk to you are those who don’t know what to do.  Hell, they most likely can’t even find dinner and don’t know what to do about it.

This guy is dumber than dog dump and about half a pretty.  This is gonna be so much fun.

Thanks to Bubba for the heads up.

I’m Just Gonna Leave This Right Here

July 02, 2015


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I do not know if it comes with a rapist in the pocket.


Can You Die of Schadenfreude Overdose?

July 02, 2015

We have a Republican attorney general in Texas who goes by the name of Ken Paxton.  We might be seeing that change soon as he will be known as Stinky Dwayne’s Cellmate.

NSW_11legislature23The criminal investigation against Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has taken a more serious turn, with special prosecutors now planning to present a first-degree felony securities fraud case against him to a Collin County grand jury.

Special prosecutor Kent Schaffer said Wednesday afternoon that the Texas Rangers uncovered new evidence during the investigation that led to the securities fraud allegations against the sitting attorney general.

This would not be near as much fun if —-

—Paxton was not the most arrogant man among highly arrogant men.  Honey, he can strut sitting down.

— Paxton had not advised county clerks in Texas to violate the order of the Supreme Court in gay marriage.

— Paxton had not led a life of larceny.

— Paxton had not won with straight Republican voting, defeating one of the most ethical lawyers in Texas.

— Y’all, he’s just a jerk.

So, if he’s indicted on a first degree felony, that could mean life in prison. That’s not gonna be pleasant in Texas.  Stinky Dwayne still holds a grudge against lawyers since his last divorce.

Thanks to Buff for the heads up.

A Meeting Of The Minds or Lack Thereof

July 02, 2015

Well, if they only let grumpy old white people vote, Rand Paul is a shoe-in. Honey, he has that group getting out their walkers and leaving home to go see him, even if it means the neighborhood kids might walk across their lawn.

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Paul went to Nevada and met with a guy who owes us about a million dollars – Cliven Bundy.

Republican presidential candidate Sen. Rand Paul met with southern Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy on Monday during a question-and-answer session in the town of Mesquite with about 50 supporters and activists interested in land rights.

The Kentucky senator stopped at casino resorts and ballrooms Monday as part of his “Stand with Rand” tour, looking to win over small-government Republicans he believes are key to a successful result in Nevada’s February presidential caucus.

Oh sure, it’s easy to support Rand Paul for president if you want the federal government to fail because he’ll sure the hell do that. He’s the candidate for people who aren’t big on the United part of United States.

The big question seems to be whether or not his constituency will live long enough to vote in November, 2016.

Thanks to Elizabeth for the heads up.