I Think We Might Have Established New Heights of Surrealism
I dunno. This might be the seventh sign.
Ron Paul and Donald Trump are slapping each other in public. I can’t wait until the hair pulling part.
Fresh off snubbing Donald Trump by refusing to participate in a debate he’s moderating, Ron Paul blasts his fellow GOP presidential candidates for paying the billionaire businessman so much credence.
“I don’t quite understand the marching to his office,” Paul said on CNN’s State of the Union this morning, referring to the parade of presidential candidates who’ve met with Trump in recent months. “I didn’t know he had the ability to lay on hands and anoint people.”
Paul rejected the debate invitation by deeming Trump beneath the presidency, while Trump released a statement saying Paul is “clown-like” and “willing to lie” and “either very jealous of Mr. Trump, stupid, or a combination of both.” The debate is scheduled for Dec. 27 in Des Moines, Iowa.
You know, if this was in a theater, I’d have to pay $10 cash American money to see it. Thanks to the Republican Party, the same good folks who brought you Sarah Palin and Dubya Bush, I can watch it at home for free. In my damn pajamas. Is this a great country or what?