Bless his heart, the lower he gets in the polls, the more IQ points he sheds.

Last night at Mike Huckabee’s Presidential Forum – and what this world really needs is Juanita Jean’s Bitchin’ Betty and the Sequined Backhoes Presidential Forum sponsored by the good folks at Aqua Net and Lovely Lady’s line of professional nail care products, and then you would start taking these Presidential forums more seriously – poor ole Rick Perry tried to claim that the President has a magic wand called “Executive Order” which he can use to block the implementation of the Affordable Health Care Act.

Just to make sure he wasn’t having one of those brain fart things, they asked him 4 times, and all 4 times he claimed to be Generalissimo Francisco Franco.

And I have to tell you that he gets so excited that little spittle things form at the corners of his mouth when he says  that he can fire civil servants and replace them with people who agree with him.  You know, like Dewayne down at the bowling alley and half the population of Poteet, Texas.   Helluva Job Brownie will now run the remaining two public agencies Perry doesn’t get rid of.

And he’s coming back to Texas, y’all, with all these new fangled ideas in his head.

And you thought we were screwed before this?  You do not even know screwed.

Thanks to Stephen for the heads-up.