Okay, so the Donald took to Twitter this morning and made a damn mess.

Let’s check it out.

The White House has a councel?  I don’t have a councel. Does anybody know where I can buy or borrow one?  I know he has one because he spelled it the same way in two different tweets this morning.  Maybe it’s a lawyer who sits on a city counsel?

And John Dean is a “rat?”  Yeah, I’m almost certain he is in Richard Nixon’s mind.  Nobody else, though.

John Dean replied:

Most importantly:

And that having nothing to hide deal … can we see your tax returns?

Okay, the transcript of Blake Farenthold’s deposition taken on August 1st concerning the lawsuit filed by the local newspaper about Blake’s new job at the port authority, has been released to the public.

You can read the whole disgusting thing right here.

Or, the Huffington Post underlined the good parts for you.

Blake has a new word: F-tards.  And under sworn deposition he says he doesn’t know what that word means.  I do! I do!  Call on me, Your Honor!  I know!

He also says he took one for the team. I guess he’s saying that the team is the Republican Party and he’s just doing what everyone else does.

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.

Okay, so you know all those Non Disclosure Agreements that Trump had everybody within ten feet of him sign?

Come to find out, they probably ain’t worth diddle squat.

And remember how Trump said he hires only the best people?

Well, come to find out, the NDA was kicked out over a suit filed by a former employee acting pro se in court. You know, someone with no court experience beat all Trump’s lawyers.

Oh, sweet karma.

Denson is suing the Trump campaign in state court for $25 million, alleging she was subjected to “severe and pervasive slander, aggravated harassment, attempted theft, cyberbullying, and sexual discrimination and harassment” by her former supervisor, Camilo Sandoval, and other campaign staffers after she received a promotion to “mobilize the campaign’s Hispanic engagement effort” in September 2016. The Trump campaign and Sandoval, who is currently the acting chief information officer of the Department of Veterans Affairs, did not respond to requests for comment on this story.

Can you imagine what would happen in one damn day if all the people who have ever worked for Trump were released from their NDA’s?  We’d have to hold that sucker in a football stadium.

By the way, if you lose against a pro se non lawyer in court, they laugh at you over at the lawyer’s club.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Here we are in Orlando with Goofy and 59 year old physician Jeffrey Epstein.

Dr. Epstein, a white guy, throws a walleyed snot nosed hissy damn fit in the airport with all manner of cussing a blue streak and carrying on for no apparent reason whatsoever.  And this was at 6:00 in the morning.

You can see the video here.

But, here’s the weird part – while being wrestled to the ground by airport security, the doctor shouts –

[He] shouted out that he was, “not resisting, you are treating me like a f—ing black person!”

After the arrest, a baggie of marijuana was found on Epstein, arresting officer Christopher Chaplin, reported.

So the next day, the doctor has come up with an excuse.  Get this.  Even though he is a Trump supporter, he says he had a reason.

After complaining of chest pains when he was taken into custody, Epstein was taken to an area hospital by ambulance, according to the arrest report. En route, he allegedly told an accompanying officer that he “created a very big disturbance and I did it on purpose,” according to the police report.

And why would he do that?

He wanted to make a large and loud statement about how the police treat black people.

“I’m a Trump guy,” Epstein told WESH. “But until the police fix this problem, I don’t blame black people for being upset when they get arrested.”

Dude, you’re not black.

Thanks to Bryan  for the heads up.

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Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press

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The New York Times is announcing that Steve Bannon is back and has formed a new group to save Trump and Republicans in the mid term elections.

The group, Citizens of the American Republic, is Mr. Bannon’s new vehicle after he was pushed out of the White House last summer and then parted ways with the conservative website Breitbart.

Mr. Bannon declined to describe his donors or how much money the group has raised.

Well, let’s guess.

Russians?  Probably. His former money bags was Rebekah Mercer but she says she has no role in this effort. The Kochs don’t like Bannon.

There’s one other possibility. The New York Post (I know, I know) reports that Bannon paid a visit to Jeffrey Epstein last week at 7 am.  Bannon doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy who gets up at 7am unless there’s something for him in it.

Steve Bannon shared a secret meeting with reviled billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein at the financier’s notorious Upper East Side mansion.

Former White House chief strategist Bannon was spotted stepping out of his SUV and entering the registered sex offender’s sprawling 21,000-square-foot mansion at 9 E. 71st St. shortly before 7 a.m. Wednesday.

I’m real sorry that I looked under that rock.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.