Your Louie Fix

July 15, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, okay, I know you’re needing a Louie fix.  I know you’re having withdrawal symptoms what with Donald Trump taking all the crazy headlines.

But, Louie is working day and night to raise his crazzzzy quotient.  And, bygawd, he’s done it.

Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) thinks that transgender members of the U.S. military are an “advertising bonanza” for “radical Islamists.”

“When it’s advertised that the United States Congress is in favor of taking men and surgically making them into women with the money that they would use to protect the nation otherwise…then it is an advertising bonanza for the radical Islamists,” Gohmert said Friday in a speech on the house floor, after referring to transness as a “type of lifestyle.”

If you’re transgender, you’re emboldening the enemy.

Later in his statement, he says he knows this information because his “Muslim friends” told him so.  Then he caught himself and added quickly, “friendly Muslims — Muslim friends, yes, I do have them from around the world.”

No, he does not.

And as a special added treat, here’s is Louie’s latest campaign finance report for you to have fun with.   Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen was especially interested in this one.


Jordanian Airlines?  One way ticket?  I dunno ’bout that.


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12 Comments to “Your Louie Fix”

  1. Jane & PKM says:

    “Jordanian Airlines?  One way ticket?  I dunno ’bout that.” Plausible deniability, Ms JJ? Maybe. But you’re in good company. Who in Texas or any state wouldn’t be willing to donate a one way ticket to Louie? Albeit I could think of a few destinations other than Jordan more suitable for Louie.

    As for Louie’s understanding of transgender, it’s as deep as most of his derp. Per Louie: “taking men and surgically making them into women.” Uh no, Louie. Two things you are missing here, Little Man, knowledge and understanding of sex and the brain. It’s really simple Louie, so bear with me here. When a man or a woman is born with conflicting parts and brave enough to surgically correct the situation, they are deserving of our support. Would you deny a child with a club foot or a cleft palate? Strike that; you probably would. Never mind, Louie. Just leave the doctoring to doctors.

  2. lumpkin says:

    I’ll tell ya what’s actually emboldening the terrorists: THE US IS RUN BY IDIOTS AND GRIFTERS.

  3. One way ticket? OK. I can see you all might jump at Jordan as the lat, best place to keep Loopy Louie. But — and there always is one — two possibilities: the return ticket would be purchases later when a return date is definitely determined; or he is stowing away on some millionaire’s private Learjet. I like the first one – – to be determined later as in NEVER!

  4. Louie really oughta start dressing to reflect the time he yearns for. Flat top haircut, pants legs of his Levis rolled up, and a pack of camels rolled up in the sleeve of his white tee shirt.

  5. I agree with lumpkin.
    If a terrorist listened to Louie for a few minutes, they’d know they could beat that. Even if the terrorist didn’t understand a word Louie spoke, just watching him gesticulate they’d see it wouldn’t be hard to land good punch in between the crazy.

  6. Lunargent says:

    Only $355, Texas to Jordan?
    That is CHEAP. Hell, I can pay that much for a flight to Minneapolis, if I don’t shop hard enough.

    What’d they do, stick ole Louie in a giant dog crate and put him in the cargo hold? It would be totally appropriate, since he’s barking mad.

    And when did they start taking $ from the defense budget to pay for transition surgery? Except for that one guy who was sentenced to prison, and is now Chelsea.

  7. Lunargent says:

    Charles/Chelsea Manning. Couldn’t remember the last name. Anyway, certainly not a typical case.

  8. Lunargent: Not the defense budget, that’s absurd. It’s the shadowy part of Obamacare that provides for death panels and training our kids to be gay. You know, the REAL reason for repealing it.

  9. e platypus onion says:

    Question is can you get Louie fixed at the vet?

  10. e platy…there is no vet alive who could fix Louie.

  11. Coprolite says:

    Vet, who needs a stinking vet. Texas is full of cowboys with experience castrating cows. We could probably just watch a YouTube video to learn the basics.

    Oh, you mean fix, like something is broken. There’s not enough duct tape, superglue, or desire by anyone, even a hoarder, to want to fix and save Louie.

  12. e platypus onion says:

    Yer louie has joined the kiss Putin’s butt brigade.

    Serious;y, we could turn iowa’s jr Sinator and former KGB agent loose on Louie. How do you suppose Ivanna Kuturnutzov got her reputation?