April 29, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Rick Santorum expects you to believe this:
Oh yeah, that happened. And they were perfectly serious. They were not jacking with him. Nope. They were scared to death of running against a guy who is flat out completely bubbly nuts.
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Never believe a “minion.”
O.K. I had to look it up.
So, some one who is a “follower…… not a leader”…. told Santorum he could beat a sitting President?
And he bought it?
Dumber than a fence post.
1Rick Santorum is dumber than dumb. The fact that boring Mitt beat him out for the Republican nominee is additional proof that Rick never had a chance and never will be president or even the 2016 GOP nominee. Not a surprise that Romney has been spouting off with his “thoughts” about everything lately – of course, he thinks everyone sees things his way and that he will win this time. IMHO, when hell freezes over.
2“Minions” feature regularly in the cartoon strip “Prickly City” which is presented as “Right-Wing humor” and a balance (fair and balanced, like Fox news) to Doonesbury.
The story-line for the past year has been about Hiliary Clinton running for president. Right-wingers are trudging uphill when they try to do humor.
3PRick’s town halls: “Meet the Tool.”
4Yet another delusional Republican “Rick”. Just because they rhyme with “Dick” is purely coincidental.
5Minions! Like in the movies Despicable Me and Despicable Me2? Damn they were cute! And useful! And amusing!
Same could not be said for Santorum.
6Well, I hope he takes it seriously and runs again. I’m sure there is a whole new generation of voters who have never Googled santorum.
7Psst, hey Santorum! I got a hot tip that your local high school football team could totally beat the Dallas Cowboys. Let me know how much you want to put down on the Pennsytucket Coalers, & I’ll be a good sport and take the ‘Boys.
8If anyone should know that “talk is cheap” it is frothy Santorum.
9And are we to believe that said minion made this utterance with a straight face?
10Those TV folks gotta fill space to justify taking ads. I guess they just take whatever rolls in, esp. if it might get attention.
11Is it time to start googling Santorum again to bring it to the top of the frothy heap?
12What’s that you say, Lynne? Was busy Googlebombing Santorum. Oh yeah, let’s get out the word on little pRicky.
13Dumprick06 = our bumpersticker when we turned him out of the Senate. Look twice to see both words, both versions.
14Bubbly nuts — so perfect. I am gonna use this everyday!!!
15I get the feeling that, for some years to come, parents who are Democrats will avoid naming their newborn sons “Rick.”
16Dianne in PA, ROFLMAO! Both versions work so well regarding the frothy man on dog Santorum. The year he rode in the clown car, it was so full of crazy that Rmoney rose to the top of the dog pile.
Idiots were rejected in 2012 and they think 2016 holds hope for them. As if given four years to fester makes bad ideas and no ideas any better. Twice marinated word salad sure does stink.
17Poor Rick. I always tell my neice
18she is the best singer in the world.
She is four and believes me. What
is Rick`s deal?
Dianne: I am in PA too, and to me, it was all sweetness and light when we tossed him on his nasty little ear, him and his so-called PA-educated and in-residence family…we were taken for a ride before we took him for a ride, and we aren’t lookin’ back! It’s not like we have a good substitute– Toomey– surely a name that belongs on South Park or something– he’s not as dumb, but he’s just as mean.
19Rick the Dick. No goin’ back…
Isn’t this the kook who took his stillborn baby home from the hospital so his other children could see it and then he and his wife slept with it that night? I know grieving people do strange things, but that left me gabberflasted!
20Apparently Santorum’s ears don’t work any better than his brain.
21Scene: two White House Aides in a hallway see Rick Santorum approaching,
Aide #1: Betcha $20 I can make him think we’re worried about him running against President Obama.
Aide #2: Nobody’s THAT stupid, even Rick Santorum – you’re on!
Aide #1: “Hello Mr. Santorum – glad you’re not the Republican nominee… we wouldn’t stand a chance in the upcoming election.”
Rick Santorum: “Wow, thanks for the head’s up!”
Aide #2 shakes his head while pulling out his wallet…
22I have friends. One of them is Orthodox Jew. Minion means something different in her situation. Under certain circumstances, one must have a minion — a group — of a certain number for a religious ritual. Hmmm. Never knew the President was Jewish. If so, then American history now has a double-down. The first black and Jewish (???) President. Must remember to scrawl a thank you note to Rick S. for that insight. Now must get back to watching the flooding around my house and hope it doesn’t get any closer. Yes, both sump pumps are working!
23Maggie, I think your friend meant minyan.
2410 to one she did but she didn’t spell it for me. Thanks for the help.
25“…and monkeys might fly out of my butt.” (Madonna, Wayne’s World)
26The not too bright son of a not too bright governor beat Lil’ Ricky like a $2 mule. Add to that the fact that someone will resurrect the story of bringing home the stillborn baby for the kids to hug. I want the popcorn concession. How fondly I remember the DumPRick bumper stickers.
27It’s 2014, people. We have a Very Important Election THIS year. 2016 is far in the future, and our concern should be getting everyone registered and to the polls this year! Remember it’s not Republican voters alone who elect right wing nut jobs. It’s not even gerrymandering. It’s Independents and Democrats who stay home!
Thanks to Dan Savage for the santorum meme.
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