Y’all, Y’all Mitch McConnell Found His Cojones EDITED

November 13, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Breaking News:



McConnell was asked if he believes the allegations are true.

“I believe the women,” he said.

Moore has repeatedly denied the allegations.

Multiple lawmakers have called for Moore to step aside following the reports.

Poor Mitch.  Lose a senate seat when he needs to pass a budget or lose female votes for damn ever.

I *almost* feel sorry for him.

Nah, not even *almost.*  I’m enjoying the hell out of this.

EDITED:  John Cornyn found his in the same place.  He will announce shortly that he’s also withdrawing his support.

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9 Comments to “Y’all, Y’all Mitch McConnell Found His Cojones EDITED”

  1. I think this is a desperate ploy to get the governor to reschedule the election so they can run another candidate. It could backfire, though and result in even stronger support for the old perv.

  2. Did McConnell use a microscope to find them?

  3. Given their past spineless behavior, McConnell and the Repugs may try to pretend they have character, but Moore will end up in the Senate.

  4. 1toughlady says:

    Better late than never.

  5. the ultimate test will be AFTER he gets elected. the senate has the ability to vote not to recognize and seat the elected representative (cf. post-civil war). but they won’t do that …

  6. Tilphousia says:

    Hope everyone’s wrong about Roy boy. The women are quite convincing. And a lawyer corroborated the women’s allegations. Although I know that their preachers will exhort the faithful to vote for Roy boy, I hope that especially the women say ‘ NO’!

  7. slipstream says:

    El Jefe: No. He looked in the pickle jar.

  8. We all remember that at one time one black slave equaled 3/5 of one white man. So I was wondering, the testimony of how many women equals the denials of one white man?

    5 women=1man? More, less?

    Given the sexual track record of the male gender, why isn’t it 1 woman=10 men?

  9. Well, pleased as I am to hear that McConnell’s cojones were edited, I think that Roy Moore’s are the ones that need to be deleted.

    A most entertaining omission of punctuation.