UPDATED, AND IT’S NOT GOOD: Would Somebody, ANYBODY, Take His iPhone Away? Please!

December 23, 2016 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

UPDATE: Mika Brzezinski reported this morning that Cheeto Jesus “clarified” his nuclear tweet in an off-air conversation with him.  And it’s not good:

“Let it be an arms race. We will outmatch them at every pass. And outlast them all.”

Just what we need – a nuclear arms race. This guy is not only an idiot.  He’s a dangerous idiot who can’t keep his Twitter or his mouth shut. Thanks, America, for plunging us back into the Fifties.  What’s next?  Teaching our kids to duck and cover like we did during the Cold War?

It just gets worse.  Cheeto Jesus’ handlers are not handling him, and it appears not even trying.  Yesterday, he changed 40 years of nuclear policy, ordered a new fighter jet, and taunted celebrities who he claims are wanting tickets to the, uh, err…urp, inauguration, all 140 characters at a time. He is now complaining that his son, Cheeto Jesus III, can’t sell access to raise money for his “charities” after getting caught planning just that a couple of days ago.  CJ doesn’t even make a show of reducing his conflicts of interest, because he’s not.
Stop.  Please just stop.

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  1. Unfit. We told ’em so. Now we all have to pay for the most unqualified Idiot-in-Charge and his hate spew causing international chaos. And he’s not yet in office!
    The whole Comey thing should be reason enough to negate that election, not to mention Russian interference. Why are the powers that be lying down for this charade?

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  2. I can vividly recall two times when fear overtook all aspects of my life. The latest being 9/11 when I could not reach my youngest daughter who was a flight attendant with United Airlines. My relief to finally awaken her and hear her say she was ok cannot be expressed. The first was the horrible time in October 1962 when I was certain bombs would begin dropping at anytime and destroy the entire world. My father kept telling me it wouldn’t happen but I could see the fear in his eyes. At the time the US had a president who was both intelligent and sane and ended the Cuban crisis with no bombs. I cannot imagine the reaction of a soon to be US president who I perceive as neither intelligent nor sane under the same circumstances. What have we done to our nation by electing a “dangerous idiot”?

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  3. Juanita Jean Herownself says:

    Today, Kelleyanne Conway said that people will “suffer” because Eric Trump cannot raise money for charities. Pull in on them reins, Kelley.

    There’s nothing to stop Eric Trump from writing a check with his own damn money to charities. I want to see his tax returns and see how much Eric has given to charity and how much of the many he raised went right back into his own pockets.

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  4. Jane & PKM says:

    Donnie wants to play with nukes? No problem. I’d be happy to brief he and his entire family at the Hanford Nuclear Reservation. Then strap them to the bottoms of canoes for a tour down the Columbia River. If he brings Mikey Pence and Lyin’ Ryan along, they can even use snorkels for half the trip.

    Oh, and Donnie, you do know that you and others can contribute directly to St Jude’s without filtering the money through the siphon of your son’s short sticky fingers? Fine organization. Donate now, Donnie. https://www.stjude.org/global.html

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  5. I heard on some talk show, within the last day or two, that he bad-mouthed Boeing the day before and its stock plunged. Now he bad-mouths Lockheed and up-sells Boeing.

    Anyone want to take a guess as to what stock he bought yesterday?

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  6. “What have we done to our nation by electing a “dangerous idiot”?”

    the country has survived Buchanon, Nixon, Reagan & Bush II, it will survive Trump. there is leave in the Constitution to remove a sitting president unable to govern for medical reasons, which would include mental. a navy doctor isn’t going to be as blithe about Trump’s condition as his so-called civilian doctor is, because his ass is on the line too.

    I went through the Cuban missile crisis at cherry point, with my dad stationed in Iceland without us. I still remember the fear in every adult’s eyes, as the first marine division came pouring in to the base, for possible embarkation to cuba. holding fresh water in every tub, sink, empty milk bottle, ducking & covering, etc. 9/11 I wondered if friends who worked at the pentagon were safe, and if there might be another attack farther south.

    we got through all that, we’ll get through this moron and his Beverly hillbillies family too.

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  7. Larry Cross says:

    I believe that crap about giving to charity (wasn’t this “foundation” just incorporated within the last couple of weeks?) as much as I believe that Ivanka Trump and her children fly economy or even commercial.

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  8. Jane & PKM says:

    (◎_◎;) Understanding the ‘mind’ of @KellyannePolls is a trip into gaslighting best led by Clint Eastwood.

    *** SPOILER ALERT for anyone planning to view his movie, “Sully”

    “Sully” is a fact free attack on the NTSB (national transportation safety board) and by extension how crackpots like Donnie and the CONservatives demonize government agencies. Clint needed a villain for his film. There wasn’t one. So he created a villain in the form of the NTSB. In reality, the NTSB treated the pilot and co-pilot as the two “heroes of the Hudson” that they were. Not so Clint. He maligned and defamed the NTSB to create a cast of characters ‘harassing’ the two heroes of the story.

    What next? Expect Donnie to appoint someone to the NTSB to dismantle it. Fly safe, Donnie and be sure to drink the water, after your appointee dismantles the EPA, too.

    I don’t deny that there is fat in some of the bureaucracies. But Donnie isn’t into trimming. He and his cabal of crackpots, billionaires and generals are out to ‘prove’ government doesn’t work, then privatize every stick they can to line their pockets. They lie. They cheat. Then they steal us blind on the pretext of ‘saving’ us some money.

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  9. Gary St.Arnauld says:

    Why can’t we have a recall vote or a no confidence vote like other countries do? I think it would be a landslide against Mr. Trump.

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  10. Jane & PKM says:

    Gary, it’s one of the many prices we pay for being a small (d) republic instead of a parliamentary system.

    Next best hope is state Attorney Generals filing enough conflict of interest lawsuits to bury Donnie and force Congress to impeach the crooked short fingered vulgarian.

    Or, maybe what Donnie has already done to Lockheed Martin and Boeing will encourage business interests to take Donnie to the theater some night.

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  11. Q – What happens when a narcissistic psychopath becomes president of the United States?
    A – He becomes a narcissistic psychopath president.

    Well duh!

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  12. cpivna, that was a first rate description of the Cheetoh-faced Ferret-wearing Shitgibbon Cocksplat and his family: “this moron and his Beverly hillbillies family too.”

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  13. Tilphousia says:

    The election is illegal and should be negated. Any other country would do this. But please, shut him up! Now! Sooner than now! The orange blob needs to be in a far away prison where he can’t start a nuclear war. The rethugs in congress don’t have the balls to stand up to him. They have great big mouths and no courage. If they want a fight let orange blob and the rest of the treasonous rethugs go. Leave our finest young people alone, and whole.

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  14. So trumpkin and his gang wants to return to our great past of the 1950s! Great! That is what is known as going down hill. The last arms race accomplished nothing useful and instead of leading the world in having a good life we are going to invent demons to be afraid of!!!

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  15. Trump excels at putting his foot in his mouth. And his kid with all his upscale education, social status and money can’t run a charity unless it is hooked somewhere to his dad and the WH?
    Pitiful!

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  16. As I recall, the last arms race is what cost the Russians so much money that their government fell.

    I have an idea. Let’s spend on our infrastructure instead. And education. And health care (especially mental health care given who the voters just picked to be President).

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  17. LynnN, I think you’re right about the arms race and Russia. Pukin is not as smart ass he thinks. It’s his steroid shots frying his brain.

    I support your idea regarding infrastructure spending. Perfect. The path of our tax payer money must be closely monitored so it ends up in the hands of the people who actually do the work, rather than the Cheetoh-faced Ferret-wearing Shitgibbon Cocksplat, his Beverly Hillbillies family or his uber corrupt pals.

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  18. Trump isn’t going to be Commander in Chief. He’s going to be Pimp in Chief and sell out the government for whatever he can make from it.

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  19. Leigh Williams says:

    Jane and PKM,

    I wouldn’t go see that movie Sully because it trashed the NTSB, which is the absolute poster agency for how well a government can operate. It’s admired – and requested – all over the world! Clint Eastwood is a Republican jackass who thought nothing of malignant a fine group of folks who quietly and efficiently do their job as the finest accident analysts on the planet.

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