With a Wink and a Nudge

March 30, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Two Republican men meet alone in a hotel room and nothing happens.

Mitt Romney on Thursday confirmed that he did meet with Republican presidential rival Newt Gingrich on the eve of the Louisiana primary last week in New Orleans, but the former Massachusetts governor was cagey with the details.

“We’re pretty much in regular communication between the different campaigns and I said hello to Newt,” Romney said on Sean Hannity’s radio show. “Nothing new, nothing exciting except we keep a friendly discourse open.”

Two Republican men.  Hotel room.  Alone.  Nothing happened.

Sure.  Got it.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.

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7 Comments to “With a Wink and a Nudge”

  1. Ralph Wiggam says:

    Callista must be jealous, Mitt is a lot better looking than she is.

  2. Ya got that right, Ralph!

  3. Part of what that conversation between Calypso Mitt and The Lizard King could have been:

    Newt: (sarcastically) thanks a lot for mentioning the car elevator-thingy, by the way…now Callista wants one! Where am I gonna get that king of dough?

    Mitt: (smiles weakly) yeah, well just my way of saying thanks for being so supportive about the Etch-A-Sketch business…didja hafta bring one out at your press conference? Was that REALLY necessary?

    Newt: (angrily) you know what? I don’t have to listen to this…I’m outta here…

    Mitt: see you in Tampa, Newt…this is, if you can afford a bus ticket (chuckles to himself)

  4. Calista jealous, Ralph? Naahh. She would be relieved.

    Would you want nasty Newticles rubbing all up against you between the sacred till-death-do-us-part (third time’s the charm) marital sheets?

    I think not.

  5. Mitt+Newt
    Hotel room

  6. Ralph Wiggam says:

    Bucky, I suppose you are right. It would be Santorum who is jealous.

    But if I was Newt, I wouldn’t take a chance cheating on Callista. One careless hug and she could slit his throat with her pointy hair.

  7. Ralph, the pointy hair comment was priceless. Now I need to go and clean up my desk from when you made me spew Coke out of my nose from laughing.

    [Note to self: add Ralph’s name alongside JJ’s to my list, “Swallow Drink Before Reading.”]