July 01, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Well, I think that covers all the b-asses!!! LOL
1Gingrich? The answer to The Demo’s prayers. Maybe there is a GOD.
2So, Trump has the Cheetos and his VP is the Dip? I can’t blame you for dancing, the only question I have is how did Tom Delay not get involved in this??
3I’m voting for Newtie. Picture this: Two 70-something white guys with SIX wives between them and histories of serial adultery. That should take Bill Clinton’s peccadilloes off the table.
BINGO!
4BarbinDC, I agree, but why Bill’s adultery should be an issue in his wife’s campaign is beyond me, unless she’s being judged for choosing him and then not doing a Bobbit on him. You’d think older white guys who’ve played around should vote her for that reason.
5So let’s see: Hillz believed in her marriage vows, worked with her husband to fix their marriage, and is still in that marriage. “Family values” anyone? Don’t even go there Donnie.
Newt or Christie? Really? I know he needs a “heavyweight” for VP but that is ridiculous!
6Christie is just as bad as Newtie values – wise. Not just Bridge gate but that one particular trial where he as prosecutor with held evidence. And his attitude is as bad as Trump’s!
7If the purpose is to make Trump look good by comparison, he may have to do better than Gingrich, who has only been married three times, the same as Trump. The Trump campaign’s search for a vice-presidential candidate is headed-up by Montgomery Blair Sibley, the lawyer who vetted Sarah Palin before the 2008 election. If he wants to find somebody really smarmy, he might retain Arthur Culvahouse Jr, who represented Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the D.C. madam, and still has custody of her infamous phone records.
8https://charlyhoarse.wordpress.com/2016/07/01/10/
Isn’t there some danger now that the snacilbupeR elephant will be abandoned as the GOP spirit animal and the snacilbupeR will co-opt the Dem’s spirit animal? Of course the Dems call it a donkey but as a symbol of Hair Drumpf and his veep, it will morph into a jackass, figuratively speaking. I guess literally speaking as well.
9I worry too much. I don’t trust the GOP or Trump. I’ll relax a little when a Democrat has moved into the White House and been sworn in.
10R$Money has a sad. His kids and wife wanted him to run. He’s not quite as toxic as Neutron Grifter or Gov Cartman, and he’s equally capable of swallowing what little of his manhood that remains to be Donnie’s veep. Retool all the 47% ads, the moron tool from Utah has his dog packed on top of his car and is ready to hit the campaign trail for Donnie.
And, don’t rule out Ksuchasheis. He said no, which is what snacilbupeR do before saying yes; like Lyin’ Ryan.
11A.B.Culvahouse former White House counsel is doing the vetting of Newt and Chris…..he also vetted….Sarah…..
12My money’s on Christie. He looks younger and adopts the bully attitude just like his orange buddy. Face it, Drumpf couldn’t care less and nobody will be able to tell him what to do.
13I do wish it to be Gingrich though, what with the wealth of negative baggage he’s pulling behind him
Iz dat donkey anatomically correct? Sure seems to be.
14Christie could help Trump carry Jersey, because about 3/4 of the people in Jersey think Christie’s out for his political future rather than for the good of Jersey, and that he only sucked up to Trump because he wanted a better job. They want him the frack out of Jersey.
But I think the video of him hugging Obama after Sandy would come back to bite him.
15Ahhh, but Trump could do much better than Gingrich or Christie. I’m hoping for Ted Nugent. Or maybe Gary Busey.
16Snootie gave up his decades long love of free trade agreements just so Drumpf will pick him.
17These are four years old, but for the most part, still true:
There was a large pig, name of Newt
As moral as J. van der Sloot
He looked such a glutton
‘Cause he couldn’t button
the bellyward part of his suit.
Callista, his helmet-haired wife
with smile as soft as a knife
while shopping at Tiffany
had an epiphany
This is the GingRich-y life.
The campaign of which they’re a part
Lacks empathy, feeling, and heart
though it never lacks
for scorn and attacks,
Thus tearing our country apart.
The frothy mix known as Santorum
Will take any audience and bore ’em
So hung up on gay
He should come out and play
Like Senators fallen before ‘im.
Oh-Bee-Gee-Wy-En Doctor Paul
The most libertarian of all
Is he a polemicist?
A white supremacist?
Maybe he’s simply got gall.
Dominionist darling Michele
Was running the race for a spell
Till they glitterbombed Marcus
Right in his fat carcass
The tales that that glitter could tell!
She made up statistics ad hoc
Till ’twas said, She’s as dumb as a rock!
Ate corn dogs for Twitter
Had kids by the litter
Till voters said, let’s clean her clock.
The crazy train’s full to the quota
Awash in corn dogs and cream soda
It wasn’t all clover
Her tea party’s over
She’s wandering ol’ Minnesota.
The silver-spooned robotic Willard
A pure vulture capital killer
Does plenty of blamin’
While banking in Cayman
Positions bounce round like a billiard.
Bain Capital took great enjoyment
In creating mass unemployment
The most hideous goof
Was the dog on the roof
Killer robots have no place in gov’ment.
The Kochs and their ALEC were merry
contemplating President Perry
Who forgot his lines
at inopportune times
Or maybe he’d sipped too much sherry.
Good ol’ boy Rick proved quite a scamp
at the entrance to N*ggerhead Camp
He held that prayer meeting
but still took a beating
‘Vangelicals need a new champ.
And let’s not forget Herman Cain
Who harassed and never explained
His signature line
(you know, 9! 9! 9!)
was his ticket to Crazy Train.
John Huntsman did not have a prayer
The voters said, there’s no ‘there’ there
It was his reliance
on facts and on science
That gave the base base such a scare.
For all who have been keeping score
Remember that wacky bus tour
When old grisly granny
fell flat on her fanny
with egg on her face evermore.
And didn’t the polls see a jump
for reality-TV’s old grump?
So full of hot air
that it spread to his hair
Vain, egotistical Trump.
The Cheez-Wiz he wears on his head
looks like he was pushed out of bed
But he hates shaking hands,
so no campaign plans
Gave Mitt his endorsement instead.
Mild-mannered ex-gov Tim Pawlenty
was quickly outgunned and outspenty
So Timothy James
withdrew after Ames
His old campaign office? For Renty.
I haven’t worked on an update. Feel free to jump in.
18Most excellent, Zyx!!!
19Purely perfect poetry. Gracias Zyxomma.
I’d like to see Newtie too. But if it’s Gov. Cartman, the donkey kicking he’ll get with Scumpf will mostly finish him in politics. That’s a good thing, a very good thing.
20Zyxomma!! Pure art, pure art!
21Posted on another site, but priceless. Trump/Gingrich would be the HenryVIII ticket. Six wives
22MICR…you might be on to something … a new “symbol” for the GOP. They can’t take our donkey, actually it’s burros who exemplify being patient and able to carry heavy loads for others. Might I suggest the Dodo bird? They have big mouths and are extinct.
23Trump, Gingrich, Romney–they could be the great beginning of a renewed Republican Party–The Sociopath Party. This was foreshadowed by the Bush/Cheney no-conscience regime.
24No Newtie for me. It’s Trump and Plump!
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