When Holy Crap Meets Fun With Guns

December 31, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

This is so cool.  Holy Crap meets Fun With Guns!

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Let’s head over to Florida.  Yesterday the church pastor at the Living Water Fellowship Church kinda booted the whole fellowship idea.  The church’s maintenance man was about to be fired so he fired first in the form of several bullets toward Pastor Terry Howell.

Howell did what any man of the cloth would do.  He pulled his handgun and fired back.  He was the better shot of the two and seriously injured the maintenance man.

Wanna hear the best part?

There were approximately 20 children inside a day care center at the church.  None were hurt in the making of a damn good story about fellowship and trust in the Lord.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.


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25 Comments to “When Holy Crap Meets Fun With Guns”

  1. I guess this is why ammosexuals want to take guns to church. Anybody ever read the Bible, you know, the red-letter parts?

  2. “An armed society is a polite society.” NOT!

  3. Just 2 more reasons why I won’t ever go to Florida. They simply do not have the sharpest pencils in the box.

  4. JJ, you are having just too much fun with this stuff.

  5. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition?

  6. The conservatives’ answer to the question, ” What would Jesus do?” A bit hard to document this specific commandment.

  7. Ralph Wiggam says:

    It’s amazing how people who don’t believe in Darwinism can contribute to it so profoundly.

  8. And Jesus said to them, “Follow Me, and I will make you fishers of men.”

    Pastor Terry Howell must preside over a denomination that translates that verse as “hunters of men”

  9. I’m just sitting here contemplating the name of the church and the actions of its employees. Living…Water…Fellowship/ Deadly Assault…Bullets…Hatred. True, nobody died (yet.) But if I were the mother of any of those kids…well, they wouldn’t have been in that day care anyway, but if I’d been that blind earlier, my kid(s) would have been gone for good the moment I heard about this.

    Although for church names that make my little light blow sideways, there was one near Austin at one time called “His Final Harvest.” I started thinking about the grape Kool-Aid.

  10. Marge Wood says:

    Hey Jess, you stole my line!
    That whole thing is creepy. And now the pastor will be lecturing about why everyone oughta be armed.

  11. I’ve heard of “muscular Christianity.” I guess the modern form is “weaponized Christianity.” Both involve an excess of testosterone in what is supposedly a peaceful and egalitarian religion.

  12. What I learned from Pastor Terry Howell when he spoke to me about “What would Jesus do?”

    1. the shooting hand holds the weapon, while while the support hand wraps around the shooting hand
    2. non-shooting side foot ahead of the shooting side foot
    3. large caliber semi-automatic
    4. Flash Sight Picture
    5. crisp trigger break

  13. WWJC – What Would Jesus Carry?


    WWJM – Why Would Jesus Miss?

  14. I have a downloaded image of Jesus showing a little child how to fire a handgun, saying, “No, you hold it like this,” but I can’t find it now with a link so I can share….

    Well, the main image isn’t coming up for me, but if you scroll down you can see smaller versions (and order it on holiday cards, among other things):

  15. Aggieland Liz says:

    This isn’t the guy that was burning Korans is it?!

  16. And his community does not get the point that trusting jesus is a fool’s choice….as not even the preacher does.

  17. Ralph Wiggam says:

    Rhea, is this the image you were looking for?


  18. e platypus onion says:

    Past Your Terry Jones burned korans.

  19. I have a “refrigerator magnet”. Have had it for years…
    Sometimes it saves what little sanity I have left.

    It reads:

    “Get Real….. Jesus would never own a gun…… OR vote Republican.”

  20. Aggieland Liz says:

    Whew, I knew it was a Terry someone or nother and fell asleep Googling it last night. Sounds like his sort of guidance, if you ask me! Thanks EPO. Happy New Year y’all!

  21. Kate Dungan says:


    Church names.

    There’s a church in the D/FW area called “Overcoming Faith”
    I suppose you can take that multiple ways,,,but seriously?

  22. It takes a Jesus with a gun to stop a Satan with a gun.

  23. Marcia in CO says:

    Since I read this on 1-1-2015, I find it an excellent way to start the New Year … with more then a few laughs and I’m sure JJ will see to it that the laughs continue all year long … along with all the groans and head slaps and comments about puking!! And as long as we have repugnant Repukes and the Southern States, we’re sure to have all these and more! The anticipation is almost too much! LOL

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!! I don’t know you but I love you anyway!!

  24. Happy New Year!

    Looking ahead in 2015:

    Too much idiocy in the Repiggery to process.

  25. Ralph Wiggam, the child in that painting looks to be about the same age as the kid who reached into Mommy’s purse (the purse and the kid were in her Walmart cart), pulled out her handgun, and discharged said firearm, killing Mommy.