Well, This Just Makes Me Madder Than a Wet Hen

October 31, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

God always liked him better.

I do not understand why I am a Christian and God never tells me what to title my book or puts me on a conference call.

Just when you think that Tom DeLay has sunken into the pits of hell from blasphemy, he shines on —


Okay, first off, Hagee lies.  Tom DeLay was NOT found not-guilty. Twelve good and true citizens and a Republican judge all found him guilty as hell.  If Hagee was the least bit concerned about the truth he would say, “Tom DeLay’s guilty verdict was overturned by an activist judge.  Praise God for activist judges!”

But, of course, truth never has never mattered to teevee evangelists  or dirty politicians.

So, if Tom’s new book doesn’t sell any better than his last book, it’s God’s fault.

Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #654,189 in Books

You can buy it for a penny.

And yes, he did in fact say he was on a 4 hour conference call with God.  Makes you wonder who else was on that conference call.

Thanks to Victoria Linn for the head up.

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23 Comments to “Well, This Just Makes Me Madder Than a Wet Hen”

  1. Ugh! That’s it. Just ugh!

  2. I guess that DWTS thing was never meant to be a permanent gig.

    So, what’s a broken down, crooked politician supposed to do… to make money? My best guess, you hook up with a broken down, less than pious preacher, and you fund raise.

    I don’t know how to get poor (literally) little old ladies to stop sending money to people like Hagee, and Robertson, and the list is endless. I guess they think they are buying their way into heaven…..or some such thing. Totally beyond my comprehension.

    Happy Halloween Everybody.

  3. TexasEllen says:

    Ah, the ghost of Christmas Past, just in time for Halloween. Ol’ Tom seems to always want to be the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every wake.

  4. W. C. Peterson says:

    Have you ever watched a shyster politician and a shyster evangelical preacher speaking? They have the same fervor, the same cadence, the same turn of phrase, all designed to talk the saps out of something in exchange for nothing. They only want your money (and your vote, in the case of the politician). It was said the Dubya (Lil Bushie) actually studied under an evangelical preacher to learn to give a speech (but I sort of doubt the story, seeing how Dubya never actually learned anything his whole pampered life).

  5. WTF? A four hour conference call with the Almighty? Well, the only thing that’s good for is he now has a claim to beating Martin Luther’s time cogitating in the Golden Apple.

    Kind of agree with TexasEllen: old Tom sure is the corpse at every wedding and the bride at every wake! Cuz that’s how he goes around and around . . . and around . . . and around . . .

  6. Mike in MO says:

    A four hour conference call? That explains why the last time I tried to call God I kept getting the busy signal. Tom, if you can’t get the message in 15 minutes or so, the four hours were wasted on you (and they were).

  7. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Ah yes that humble fellow sits there grinning like a possum eating the poop that Hagee spouting about innocence.

  8. That’s a whole lot of smarmyness on that stage. All my childhood in church we were taught we, meaning all of humankind, are all equal in the eyes of God. Tommy is more equal? How does that work?

  9. Odd. I didn’t know that DTs typically lasted for four hours.

  10. Oh my gawd. My favorite expression these days and for quite some time now is, God save me from the Christians! Of course I don’t lump all of them in that little prayer, just the ones who are hearing some Anti-Christ static in their tiny little brains. I see them at night searching the heavens, shaking in their boots thinking with steam coming out their ears and jumping on it . . . That’s it, yeah that’s it GAWD SPEAKS TO ME!

  11. Those crooked, dissembling, four-flushing frauds! Turns my stomach to listen to their
    phony fakery. Save us from these would-be
    confidants of God. Judge them by their actions and see just how godly they be.

  12. Lorraine in Spring says:

    Obviously, Jim Beam was on that call too.

    Give it up, Tom. The exterminating chemicals won.

  13. Marge Wood says:

    Hallucinating again, huh.

  14. Marge Wood says:

    I’m just curious here. What if, just what if, another really well known Christian person, I’m not thinking of any particular one, also has a vision. In his/her vision this person has an epiphany that DeLay and Company are the epitome of greed and lack of concern for regular folks and will do anything to get power? Just what if? Which one is hearing from God? Only God knows, but by their fruits you shall know them. What fruits are we looking for?

  15. My stomach rebelled against my watching all of that video of those two worthless, despicable and lying pieces of skunk excrement.

  16. Couldn’t stand to watch the video. Sorry to hear that this zombie won’t stay buried. I think he’s taking his conference calls from some other direction than up.

  17. Well, isn’t he special.

    The christians are out doing each other. Rafael Cruz who is supposed to be Jesus Christ returned or is the King that will bring the wealth to our new christian nation of The United States of Christianity.

    And how many republicans did God tell to run for POTUS?????

    And now Tom DeLay. God Spoke to him for 4 hours.
    Who believes this garbage? Other christians? Why?
    He is a nasty, lying horrible man who should be in jail.
    And other republicans are enabling him, just allowing him to spread his lies and reap money from the uninformed.

  18. I can guarantee that not all Christians believe this garbage, diane. In fact, I don’t think the people spouting it are a) Christians or b) believe it themselves.

    Just like the people wrapping themselves in the flag (not the Confed one) aren’t necessarily patriots. (And the Confed-flag wrappers pretty much know they aren’t US patriots, though they lie about it, but they’re sure they’re Confed patriots. Which they may be, but that makes them traitors.)

  19. When I clicked on the Amazon link, it shows the ranking to be #666,032, which I am pretty sure that means it is Satan approved.

  20. Just to rerun a little bit of “Virginia Mary” from a few days ago, classic: “When you talk to God, you’re religious. When God talks to you, trust me, you’re nuts.”

  21. “I spent four hours in a conference call with God……he told me two things.”

    God must have had to speak pretty slowly for ‘Ol Tom.

  22. VintageMomma says:

    OK, if you actually have to TELL someone you heard from the Almighty, you are just makin’ crap up. If you have to TELL people that you are great, you’re not great. What junior high kid doesn’t know that?

  23. a 4 hour conf call??? wouldn’t god know what tom is thinking and he could skip the 4 hour conf call???