You know how Texas is facing the worst flood since Noah built an ark?
Well, hell, it’s because we’ve all gone Sodomite. And we have witches. Lotsa them.
She claims the Valley didn’t flood because they shut down all their abortion clinics. Well, that there is some caca del toro. The Valley did flood.
I personally think it was because God finally got around to Rick Perry’s wish list and just kinda went overboard because he figured he owed Rick some interest on that account.
Or El Nino. I’m just saying. Could be El Nino.
Thanks to Carl for the heads up.