Well, Pick My Jaw Up Off The Ground, Mable, Before a Cat Walks In My Mouth

February 06, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Look, all I can figure is that he grabbed Bannon by the pussy and is now being extorted.

The New York Times, tucked neatly in a long story so that most people will overlook it.

Mr. Priebus bristles at the perception that he occupies a diminished perch in the West Wing pecking order compared with previous chiefs. But for the moment, Mr. Bannon remains the president’s dominant adviser, despite Mr. Trump’s anger that he was not fully briefed on details of the executive order he signed giving his chief strategist a seat on the National Security Council, a greater source of frustration to the president than the fallout from the travel ban.

(Italics are mine because I can’t stop reading that sentence over and over and over.)

Wait a minute. Are they saying that Bannon put himself on the National Security Council?  Without Trump’s permission? And that Trump has no idea what he’s signing? Hellfire, even Radar O’Reilly didn’t have the gall to do that.

On another topic: I know you’re not supposed to make fun of the way people look.  But, Bannon looks like he smells bad.  And you get the idea that he’s not just a slob himself but that he’s a slob at home, too.  I will bet you my best pair of pink boots that the worst job in America is the cleaning crew at Bannon’s home. I shiver just thinking about it.

Somebody needs to send this guy back to Breitbart and the subhuman culture over there where people don’t pick their noses and wipe it on their dinner napkin.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

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16 Comments to “Well, Pick My Jaw Up Off The Ground, Mable, Before a Cat Walks In My Mouth”

  1. Of course Trump signed that damn sheet of paper that was flashed before his eyes. He though he was gonna get a pony!

  2. WA Skeptic says:

    Why am I not surprised that Dummy didn’t know what he was signing?

  3. Y’all, of course he doesn’t read the EOs. He would need glasses and he’s too vain to wear them.

    Q: How many 70-year-olds do you know who don’t need glasses for at least some vision issues, that is unless they’ve had extensive eye surgery? Has the president* had such surgery and is too vain to tell anyone? Inquiring minds want to know.

  4. Yes it is not nice to talk about people , but honestly , this guy looks like an ole wine-o ! Does not even have the common courtesy to shave. This is not what the American people like to see of the people who’s salary we pay.

  5. JAKvirginia says:

    Well… first, the story is somwhat inaccurate. Donnie was aware of what he signed. What he was not aware of was its INPLICATIONS. This man is not a deep thinker. He sees himself as a monarch signing edicts to be obeyed. Continuing proof he has NO idea how government, especially this one, works and that we are a nation of laws not men.

    Bannon? He’s Igor. The perfect unquestioning servant. He loves power but knows he’ll never have it on his own so he snuggles up to it, fulfilling its every want. He’s a worm.

  6. JAKvirginia says:

    EDIT: IMPLICATIONS. (I need a bigger phone or smaller fingers.)

  7. Jane & PKM says:

    JAKvirginia, there is “unpresidented” proof that tiny fingers do not result in twitter accuracy.

    As for the inadvertent typo, worry not; you are among friends who knew what you meant.

  8. JAKvirginia says:

    Jane & PKM: Thanks. But all of those English classes come back to haunt. And unlike R’s I’d like to get it right, y’know?

  9. Bannon looks like the after picture in a before-and-after spread on Dick Cheney.

    Which is pretty much what he is.

  10. No surprise Donnie doesn’t know what he’s signing. He has no clue what he’s doing, period. He thinks it’s a bigger reality show than he had before.

    Yeah, Bannon looks as ugly as he sounds. But he’s a gift to the cartoonists as much as Donnie is.

  11. mother jones' cat says:

    Yes, Bannon is a slob. More importantly, though I think he is a drunk first and a slob second.

    As to why Bannon is in the catbird seat…. my theory is that Putin wants Bannon in the catbird seat and, since Trump owes his soul to Putin, Trump must do Putin’s bidding in all matters.

  12. John Fugelsang said Bannon looks like the guy who just got a deodorant stick from HR after numerous employee complaints.

  13. Seriously, watch this video from David Pakman and see if you don’t think he has a learning disability that he has coped with all these years by being a bully. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd79UsXSLWg

  14. “…Radar O’Reilly didn’t have the gall to do that.”

    I immediately thought of Radar and Col. Blake when I first heard about this.

  15. Marge Wood says:

    My husband never drinks anything stronger than orange soda and he goes and PAYS some cute chick to cut his hair to look like he shaved two days ago. Maybe I oughta be going along…

    re: edicts, I really wonder if Trump can read. I also wonder how his comprehension is, and whether or not he knows what a dictionary is or how to use it. I think we ought to gift wrap a beginner’s dictionary with lots of pictures and large print and knock on the door to the West Wing and run away.