We Found It! The Secret to the Look of Cheeto Jesus!

December 04, 2016 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

Here it is, exclusive to those wanting to emulate the provenance of Cheeto Jesus, his own personal bronzer.  No, really.  Check it out.

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12 Comments to “We Found It! The Secret to the Look of Cheeto Jesus!”

  1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

    There’s one of the Cheetoh-faced Ferret-wearing Shitgibbon Cocksplat’s secrets. He’ll be tweeting about this immediately. Prepare for a Twitter War my friend!

  2. slipstream says:

    Good Gawd in a barbeque pit. I just read that Michael Flynn, who will be the NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR to President Pussygrabber, spread online news stories about Hillary Clinton running a child sex trafficking ring out of Comet Ping Pong pizza joint.

    Truly we are in the hands of morons.


  3. 1smartcanerican says:

    What a great find El Jefe! It sure explains a lot about the Cheeto Jesus 🙂

  4. Crazy Quilter says:

    So what color Lady Clairol does he use ?

  5. JAKvirginia says:

    Not a big secret really. All you had to do was ask Sherin-Williams. “Pumkin Silk” is the name I believe. /s

  6. charles r. phillips says:


    Check it out! The one, the only, the true Cheeto Jesus!

  7. Oh freakin’ whatsit! Is this also the same stuff Boehner used when he couldn’t make his regular appointment at the tanning salon? What is it with Rethugs and body color? Seriously!!!

  8. Marcia in CO says:

    Good grief on a Ritz cracker!!

    Yes, I know … that makes about as much sense as any of this does!!!

  9. e platypus onion says:

    Slip- the HILL says it is his son spreading the rumours. Either way it sounds like the proper credentials for a wingnut cabinet post.

  10. Jane (married to him --->)Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Karl has complete faith in the ladies of the Beauty Salon. I have a question. Given free rein to shave the BLOTUS head, is there any chance you could at least make his hair look sane?

  11. Jane, I don’t think anything about him could look sane for more than five strained minutes at a time. Well, maybe slightly longer– he was putting on a special effort during the debates, or else he was on ‘ludes.

  12. I’m speechless..