Values? Did Someone Say “Values?”

September 30, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Now if you don’t have plans for the weekend of October 11  12, I have something for you to do.

You need to do this.  Click the little one to get the big one.



There’s a couple of things that come to mind here.

1.  Please notice that Ted Cruz, Jim DeMint and Louie Gohmert (top row) are placed as far right as possible even in this group.

2.  They are going to have a 2016 Presidential Straw Poll.  I have $5 cash American money that says Ted Cruz will nail it.  Totally nail it.  Oh please, dear God, let him nail it.  If there is anything I can do to help him nail it please let me know.

3.  If you are a black man and you want to speak there, you do not have to be famous or anything.  You just have to be black.

4.  Values?  Who the hell are they kidding.  The only value they have is greed.  And bad haircuts.

Thanks to John for the heads up.

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29 Comments to “Values? Did Someone Say “Values?””

  1. I’d rather go the ACL Fest. and I avoid that like the plague

  2. You know how they don’t EVER want the president and the vice-president to travel on the same plane?

    Yeah, all those selfish, mean, awful baggers in the same place at the same time…. Hmmmm…. the possibilities…..

    Shame on me for thinking like that.

    I’m sorry.

    Kinda, sorta, maybe.

  3. Aggieland liz says:

    Ooh Elsie! We could spike the Koolaid w truth serum! Wouldn’t you love to see what would fall out of their mouths?!

  4. e platypus onion says:

    It’s Autumn and most of the nuts are gathered. Got a good supply of nut picks,what are we waiting for?

  5. Lorraine in Spring says:

    Now there’s a scary looking group. They should have schedule their Values Party for Halloween.

  6. With the shutdown looming, what do you bet they have to cancel this shindig for lack of reservations. That would please me even more than a lightning strike. Cancelled, for lack of interest.

  7. What don they have against poor Jim DeMint? No ‘Sen.’ Jim DeMint? Even Rick Santorum and Allen West are afforded the complement of calling them by their elected names even thought both were voted out of office. At least Jimmy left for the big $$$$ and wasn’t booted out like the other two.

  8. Marcia in CO says:

    JJ … I’d be happy to mail you a hammer to help you “nail it!”

    I’m with Gramiam … All those soggy teabaggers/Greedy Ole Pricks throwin’ a Voice your Values party and … since they have no values … no one would show up! Besides that, their sheep have no clue as to what “values” actually are, so they don’t understand the question.

  9. That will be one big butt room of crazy. I don’t know how they’ll keep all that crazy contained so that it doesn’t run screaming out the door with underpants on its head.

  10. When my number is up, I’m going where it’s warm, anyway, so I’m just gonna say that, Lord, if you ever are gonna inflict Legionnaire’s on the Washington Omni Shoreham, can you make it October 11-13?

    I’d give up my front seat for that.

  11. I’m with you, Chipster! I live in Arizona, where I am practicing to join you in that “warm” place. Legionnaire’s would be nice, but I would settle for a good dose of Montezuma’s Revenge among these Congressvarmints.

  12. Where on earth will they find a convention hall big enough to hold all those egos?

  13. Aggieland liz says:

    Oh y’all, imagine the fun we could have if they got the norovirus that one gets if one ships out with Carnival Cruz Lines!!

  14. America’s Most Wanted. Should be displayed in every post-office. Oh, that’s right, the post-office will be shutdown because of them.

  15. With the list of leaders they provided, I’m not sure, is this Value Voters Summit supposed to offer a low value or high value? Looks like that value generic brand with the big plain white label, and black letters in a block font:


  16. Will they be playing “Crazy” Eights, dancing the “Loco” motion, eating “Spotted Dick” and coco “Nuts” and drinking “Zombies”? It seems they have already done that.

  17. Aggieland liz says:

    Post offices won’t close, operating funds not provided by federal government but by stamp sales, etc. 🙂 my sister, however, will be furloughed 🙁 🙁 🙁 ):# ):# ):# !

  18. Corinne Sabo says:

    No, thank you. I am just geting over a stomach virus and hate vomiting.

  19. JAKvirginia says:

    The Omni Shoreham in D.C. is on upper Connecticut Avenue just down from the National Zoo! Coincidence? More like providence, I think.

  20. Thanks for the correction, Aggieland liz, I just heard that on the news. Sorry to hear about your sister, but Rep Peter King thinks he can get about 25 Republicans to join with the House Democrats to pass a clean bill. Cross your fingers, but don’t hold your breath.

  21. Marion (formerly known as MM) says:

    Oooh, Michele Bachmann is the first speaker listed. I’m so sorry I’m going to miss it. I’ll be studying my navel lint that weekend.

  22. I am not familiar with the one named Lila Rose. Is she the stripper for the evening?

  23. e platypus onion says:

    Edith Ann-

    Lila Rose is behind undercover stings at Planned Parenthood facilities. She will probably get nominated for rw sainthood-pointy tinfoil hat and everything.

  24. Must send in my regrets. I have a very big appointment with my parrot. His beak needs flossing.

  25. Mary in Austin says:

    Our friends at C-SPAN will no doubt televise all the big speeches at this thing, as they have in years past. (I think their camera crews all deserve medals. They are continually getting sent out to these kinds of shindigs.)

  26. angela, thank you for a big laugh when I needed one.

    Marcia in CO, these corrupt fools should have their “values” displayed on their nametags so we know how much they were bought for.

    JAKVirginia, I hope you’re not comparing these nasty buggers to the innocent animals at the nearby Zoo. Or were you suggesting the Zoo as a source of manure to throw?

    And if any one of these bozos has any recollection that Jesus, whose “values” they incessantly cite, repeatedly condemned being rich, I will eat my King James Version. Without guacamole.

  27. I may have a crochet crisis on that date. I may want to invest $99 in popcorn and wine.

    Unless this is some sort of mental health sting to get a joint commitment discount from some asylum that is part of Koch Industries, this gathering seems to be a big money loser.

  28. UmptyDump says:

    There you have it: a Rogue’s Gallery and a Confederacy of Dunces … all together in one place.

  29. Laura Billington says:

    Stumbled upon your website while googling Donald May and clicked on this Values Summit–which (out here in our thankfully blue Washington State) I had not heard about. And, clicking further, came upon a VVS website where eight or so of these speakers’ diatribes preserved forever for those of us who, sadly, missed hearing their rants. A couple of them, actually, said something–points for them, even if I disagree. But most, including our buddy Ted, said little except to reassure the audiences that they represented the REAL AMERICAN PEOPLE that the Republicans are standing up for. (And the black doc said that abortion is unnecessary because everybody thinks that pregnancy is wonderful and cheerfully gives up their seats on the bus if a PG lady walks on. The day I see a white redneck give up his seat to a PG black teenager is the day the sun will set in the East). So thank you for this website–I’ll be happy to read more reviews/ blogs/ whatever if you send them my way.