February 10, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
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This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Not that anyone is aware that he’s running, but it’s way past time for Jim Gilmore to officially suspend his campaign. Maybe Mental Ben will call it quits, after the Secret Service informs him that he will not have access to the White House cutlery.
1Good riddance, especially to Snarly. Did you see this from Borowitz:
Fiorina Cheers Self Up by Firing Campaign Staff
NEW HAMPSHIRE (The Borowitz Report)—After suffering a poor showing in the New Hampshire primary on Tuesday night, the former Hewlett-Packard C.E.O. Carly Fiorina cheered herself up by firing her entire campaign staff, fired staffers confirm.
Minutes after the returns started coming in, revealing that Fiorina had no chance of making a respectable showing, the former business executive acknowledged that she was “sad at first—but then I realized that every failure is an opportunity, and in this case I had an opportunity to give some people the axe.”
After delivering pink slips to her entire campaign staff, Fiorina said, “I started feeling better already.”
“That’s the one thing you have to understand about Carly Fiorina—she doesn’t stay down for long,” she said.
Fiorina said that she had “no regrets” about running for President, despite her dismal showing in New Hampshire. “I got to downsize a lot of people tonight, and that makes me a winner,” she said.
2Brian E, thank you for including the Borowitz header. Identifying satire isn’t easy these days.
3Gilmore and then Carson.
4Mental Ben probably still has some books to sell so he isn’t likely to suspend his campaign. They longer the losers stay in the battle, the longer it will take for any GOP candidate to give Trump much of a challenge.
5Harold Stassen
6Mental Ben may be living in an alternate reality and unable to see how far he is from the top, or he’s selling his “stuff” and holding out til the orders stop coming in.
71toughlady:who is Gilmore?
8Ben’s next career will be playing Jesus at the Creation Museum.
9Larry, Jim Gilmore is a former governor of Virginia. His election to that office kind of caught a lot of people by surprise. You see, this guy is completely without personality. Moreover, even he admits it.
10i think anyone who runs for President has to be a little bit crazy,
11Why is it that I just can’t bring myself to care?
12I’m sorry y’all but I just don’t care.
Here’s why they aren’t too cut up about quitting the race, and probably why some got into it– a short video pointing out that a losing presidential bid can rack up millions in publicity and job offers:
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2016/feb/10/us-election-2016-benefits-losing-presidential-race-video
13After delivering pink slips to her entire campaign staff, Fiorina said, “I started feeling better already.” She is cheered by the thought that she won’t pay them for time served, ya think?
14Rubio will be the next one to drop out. Mortgage the farm, put all of your money on Rubio, and show your appreciation by sending me ten percent of your winnings. Your welcome.
15Gilmore is a girl,according to reality teevee.
16Snarley and Krispy aborted their campaigns.
17@Marge
18The only person in the last 50 years that we know was sane is Eagleton-he was treated and released. NONE of the others can prove they were certified sane and released.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJcFbEnYbsY
19Mental Ben needs to wake up and go home. His books will wind up at the Dollar Tree along with Palin’s paper coasters.
20Ben Carson and Jim Gilmore
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