To Commemorate His Inaugural

January 21, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Trump

To celebrate his historic inauguration as, uh…urp, president, Cheeto Jesus announced a new line of commemorative souvenirs not made in the USA.  Here they are:

Inaugural Tie Personally Tied by the President $399.99

 

Custom Kazoos Designed for Kellyanne Conway by Gucci $300.00 each or 12 for $10,000

 

Softly Sensual Jeweled Lollipop designed by Melania Trump for QVC $5,000.00

 

Scale model limo designed for Barron Trump – $300.00

And finally, in limited supply,

Cheeto Bronzer designed specifically for Cheeto Jesus $400.00 or 2 for $900.00

 

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Tags: Cheeto bronzer, Cheeto Jesus, inaugural gift shop

0 Comments to “To Commemorate His Inaugural”

1. Rhea says:

   January 21, 2017 at 3:27 pm

   I’d rather be wearing a “She Won” tee shirt:

   https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/1058423-she-won

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2. Jane & PKM says:

   January 21, 2017 at 4:43 pm

   The Barron-mobile is emblematic of the Drumpfs – it’s a stretch like they’re a stretch on reality.

   Want to sell me a toy for KJ and Jack offer a replica of the Presidential limo when President Obama rode with Bo to demonstrate to Mittens how to treat a dog.

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3. e platypus onion says:

   January 21, 2017 at 5:24 pm

   White House website is featuring Mel….what’s her name’s jewelry line. Can you say conflict of interest and illegal? Because I can.

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4. Mother Jones' cat says:

   January 21, 2017 at 9:01 pm

   Yet another example of the many times over the last few weeks that I have had to have an internal debate…. reality or parody?

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5. Linda Phipps says:

   January 22, 2017 at 9:58 am

   (Please let’s just for the heck of it, leave Barron out of this)

   I have a replacement suggestion:

   A bobble head statue of Kellyanne Conway dressed as a nutcracker

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