February 21, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Trump can’t lead a country, and never been in the military – but he’s successfully led a bot army. A Russian bot army, true, but a bot army nonetheless.
1Russian Bot’s speak better English and they can spell.
2Naaaah, but maybe Sarah Huckabot is.
3Considering that the quality of the written language varies wildly, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if there is someone else manning the Twitter feed on the mornings that Traitor Trump can’t get out of bed.
4Wouldn’t surprise me to learn that Kim Jong Drumpf’s Twitter activity was automated/a bot and based on the latest outrage the airheads at Fox, especially the airheads at Fox & Friends have articulated.
5Wait for it. There will be a twitter fusillade from Dotard45, if he notices the depletion in the number of his “followers.” It’s the natural extension of Citizens United – “bots are people too.”
6Just as soon as Little Hands realizes that things he’s tweeted can be used against him in court, it will have been a bot.
7Drumpf IS a Russian bot/troll so anything you see on his Twitter account is straight form Putin’s mouth.
8Nah, the Russians know English spelling and grammar much better than the Troll-In-Chief.
9The Russians leave it Troll Drumpf to spew their propaganda.
10He’s the one who screws up the spelling and grammar.
I’m reminded of someone who said that Nixon often looked like aliens had taken over his body and were trying to figure out how to work it. “I wanna do the arms now!” “No, me!”
This Trump theory would explain some of the more bizarre tweets, but I don’t want to let him off that easily.
11Rhea,
It’s an actual condition, a rather weird one.
I suspect that Twitler has it in his spastic tiny hands also too.
SOBOTUS will surely plead it as a mitigating factor if Mueller nails him partly on his twittlering– ‘but my AHS made me do it’; yeah, ‘my AssHoleSelf did it’ will be his whine.
Dr Strangelove syndrome,
Alien hand syndrome (AHS) is a condition in which a person experiences their limbs acting seemingly on their own, without control over the actions.[1]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_hand_syndrome
12Sandridge, does that explain why Nixon kept throwing both arms up in his V-for-Victory finger gesture without unbuttoning his suit jacket? Always looked like his clothes were swallowing his head.
13Here’s an even scarier thought…maybe Trump himself is a Russian (ro)bot. Wonder what they might have done to him during his visit to Moscow in 2013 for the Miss Universe pageant. Sucked out his teeny tiny soul? Installed a stupid chip? Shrank is hands? Pumped him full of liquid hate? Many, many possibilities…
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