This is Kinda Expected
Yesterday, when Trump announced North Korea had launched a missile, there was a piece of paper n front of him with something written bigly in marker pen.
So your friends and mine over at the Daily Mail enlarged it and, I imagine there will be all sorts of jokes about what was written on there. However, what was written on there is better than any joke.
The piece of paper was spotted on the table in front of Trump as he addressed reporters in the Roosevelt Room of the White House a few hours after the missile streaked across Korean and Japanese skies.
‘MISSILE WAS LAUNCHED FROM NORTH KOREA – WILL TAKE CARE OF IT,’ the note read.
Not straying far from his notes, Trump then told reporters: ‘A missile was launched a little while ago from North Korea. I will only tell you that we will take care of it. It is a situation that we will handle.’
I do not know what “We will take care of it” means, but it scares the crap outta me.
Maybe he can be taught Sarah Palin’s trick to write it on his hand.
Thanks to Epp for the heads up.
Hopefully President Cheeto Smallhands won’t do the whole Nagasaki/Hiroshima thingie.
Dude, soooo not a good idea!
1Well, if bombing the hell out of his own country (NK) doesn’t bother him, I’m sure that us dumping more radiation onto it won’t mean a thing.
2That is the most pitiful to do list I’ve ever seen. He has to remind himself “will take care of it?” Like the rest of us jot down “Root Canal, 1:30 PM?”
Reminder near bottom of list:
3“All talk no action.”
We know Donald, we know.
My take is that the “list” was an attempt by some underling to keep Trump from rambling on when talking about the subject. Trump gets into the most trouble when he is riffing on and the list is just a reminder that as few words as possible is best.
At this point it is well known that keeping Trump focused is both hard but very worth it (for him) if you can manage it.
4I am impressed. Drumpf’s seems pretty smart. Y’know for a 70 year old stuck in a 4 to 12 year old’s development stage.
5His hands aren’t big enough too write on.
6A rather then writing on his hand, maybe it could be written across his forehead. That way we can just eliminate the middle man.
7Upon further review, that looks like Barron’s handwriting.
8if american missiles go flying anywhere near china russia india or pakistan, then it’s the end of the world. everyone will press their buttons. the orange ferret wearing shitgibbon will have no legacy everything on earth will be ash
9you can’t SEriously THINK russia and china won’t retaliate??!!!
Taking care of it = sending insulting tweets at NK.
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